CartersBird
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Professional beater of geriatric women.
Member since August 8, 2017
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Comments by CartersBird
Page 2The fuck... that's the least offensive.
on just a nigga's luck
https://muchozucko.com/5660/Meme-Thread-38-The-Comeback#51770
on Meme Thread #38 - The Comeback
And to this day, nothing changed.
on Meme Thread #38 - The Comeback
Nigger got me.
on Meme Thread of The Week, Women's Day Edition
Have you tried DMT brah?
on My trousers are very suspicious
https://i.imgur.com/8iUdHKK.jpg
on just a nigga's luck
https://i.imgur.com/O6zQyGQ.png
on just a nigga's luck
https://i.imgur.com/YItbTNJ.jpg
on just a nigga's luck
What are you, his keeper?
on Pissman
I feel like the only guy who didn't get fucking obliterated this weekend. I saw some Giggles comments that I couldn't have read even if I wanted to.
on My trousers are very suspicious
Upvoted solely for tags.
on My trousers are very suspicious
https://i.imgur.com/2gYdnO2.png
on just a nigga's luck
https://i.imgur.com/poLMpaJ.png
on just a nigga's luck
https://i.imgur.com/5w3DuBC.png
on just a nigga's luck
Now my search history is full of inqueries for transparent indians squatting.
on just a nigga's luck
Real.
on Facetime Phopa
What I'm saying is it's too easy and no. Stay off of Reddit because it'll only frustrate you. Imagine Twitter but your opinion gets hidden.
on just a nigga's luck
"Ha! He claims to be superior yet this photo exists! Le Upvote!"
on just a nigga's luck
Do you realize how easy it would be to call you a Trump supporter, screenshot one of your "hateful" comments, then add this picture? Those faggots would flock to it like moths to a flame.
on just a nigga's luck
It's already been downloaded. The internet hate machine will survive on this for weeks.
on just a nigga's luck
Excellent...
on just a nigga's luck
Home videos.
on Noobs signing up for MZ
I pump my dumper all the time and it never got upvotes.
on Actual footage
Dunno how to feel about this.
on Happy turkey day
It's officially the holidays you guys. My culture is feeling a tad unenriched.
on BearForce1- Action Man
Guess you can't be besties with any humans, you malformed mung bean.
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
Why do I keep seeing this meme...
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kirk from just now? Didn't see what all he wrote, most just sperging I imagine. I was talking about Burn.
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
user:CartersBird waves his dick at Whunu... again Stay gone this time, you fat retarded faggot... again
on Merry Christmas
user:CartersBird sobs
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was those instant spuds too, not real mashed potatoes.
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been catching up on a bunch of comments involving him. I think it was Bono who had the insight about how weirdly specific the commenting style was. If it's a Whunu impersonator it's a damn good o…
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
It's a nice meal for the young, old, poor, uneducated, the addicted, the tattooed, the small dicked, and basically anyone who isn't perfect like I have been for the past 10 years.
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peepaw Carter used to hold them upside down so they'd fall out of the little container onto a bed of mashed potatoes.
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy's a weird case. I like when he's around, but complaining about non-contributors is a bad look for him.
on Onision
Hahahahaha
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will truly become my own fat bastard.
on happy thanksgiving
That sounds so fucking crazy and stupid Finland is the only place it makes sense.
on Fun dildo surprise
...Weird flex but okay.
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
Everyone? Fuck you.
on No cavities
I am sure you know one when you see one.
on Hungry Eyes
And then what happened? I'm almost there please don't stop.
on Muslim Birthday Party
I've been trying to quit cocaine but it smells so good!
on Doing The Giggles Wiggle
You made the logical decision to take drugs, so yes.
on Doing The Giggles Wiggle
I'm a logical fella!
on Doing The Giggles Wiggle
You took a lot of drugs that altered your memory?
on Doing The Giggles Wiggle
You guys are just EZ PZ to troll.
on Guns are always lots of fun
Haha Barrett has a Twatter.
on Guns are always lots of fun
Tiger is lowkey a serial killer about this type of transaction.
on Love soft as an easy chair..... Love fresh as the morning air
Cartoonish animals.
on BILLYMAYSHERE Is A Lazy Faggot (Also Indians)
As is reading these comments, holy freakin gawd man. It's like watching a 3 legged dog who is super enthusiastic because he doesn't know he doesn't fit in.
on Guess The Cause
Disgusting!!
on Puffer Fish vs. Carrot
It's like that small buff mouse with the derby hat that cleans house in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
on POS shows the big guy where the off ramp is
Plays fine. Barret computer.
on I dare you
Did you go a little crazy with modvotes?
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Crappy Queefday
on Nature is Metal
Die.
on A day without women
Burn.
on A day without women
Fatty*
on Bitch Wife vs. Michael Myers (Halloween)
Yeah, that's the reason..
on Bitch Wife vs. Michael Myers (Halloween)
Alcoholics don't dream.
on Typical Start To My Day
Maybe he has 247 vaginas to fill.
on Cave Man makes Rooster's day
I smell a video idea.
on Skateboarding legend
DarkGimp is playing the role of gaybo.
on Cave Man makes Rooster's day
The roller is white, but there's brown stains on the newspaper. Hmmmmmmmmnmmmjmmmnmmmnmm
on Paintroller Ho
Silence!
on The Last Of Us
You like the odds of being able to overpowered him in a hospital bed.
on Spot the guy who won't be getting laid later.
Your comment's timestamp got really old really fast..
on Respect The True Master Race
Last Dab is actually less intense than Da Bomb despite what Scoville's say.
on Respect The True Master Race
Or reckless driving...
on Bad Day At Work
"Someone needs to call 911" is the stupidest fucking sentence ever spoken.
on Bad Day At Work
Complesult?
on Interfacing with Punkybot
Nice insultplement.
on Interfacing with Punkybot
I was a lurkbro. It's faggy but it works.
on Interfacing with Punkybot
Sum Ting Wong 8(
on Today's special
Stop sexting.
on Innocent bystander brutally attacked
Not gay if it's for science.
on Ran out of worms
Bethesda glitch.
on No cavities
It's not.
on Canadian crawler
EXTREME SOUNDING FEATURING DYKCHE
on Ran out of worms
Why is this music so fucking funny...
on The Ritz-Carlton it ain't.
Nature is wood.
on Tree Struck By Lightning Aftermath
How long has whiteclaw been around? I keep hearing it.
on Innocent bystander brutally attacked
What an aggressive THJ jab.
on Barret VS. Pig
Niggers, indeed.
on Canadian crawler
Tee-hee!
on Barret VS. Pig
pretend you won* Fuck you still, is my point.
on Innocent bystander brutally attacked
Now make an above it all comment and pretend you want. Fucking fag won't even banter properly.
on Innocent bystander brutally attacked
Too cute. Not enough sounding.
on Innocent bystander brutally attacked
New meaning to Burp the Worm.
on Canadian crawler
Ha!
on Zombie Baby Fist Rape
Hahahaha
on A cougar and her daughter
Hey Supercuck, at least he learned something. Now, about that oiled up submission match..?
on A cougar and her daughter
Let's have a UFC match where we're both hogtied, headbutts only.
on A cougar and her daughter
How about wrestle?
on A cougar and her daughter
Cuck ass bitch niglet piglet jiglet. Are you a woman? Wanna box?
on A cougar and her daughter
You seem like you want to be perceived as smart. So maybe you should look up alternate meanings for "sounding" ... in a sexual context.
on A cougar and her daughter
Just realized Tiger has like fucking 10 subs on the top page. His meta is impeccable, his freakporn sublime. What a beast.
on Car park line marker
Stop sounding whunu into your dickhole *
on A cougar and her daughter
We'd make great music together.
on Black Rooster