Today's special

straight from the kitchen to your plate

Points: 14

by glandmilker

Submitted on Oct 29, 2019

NSFL

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Today's Special...Sum Yum Gai

  
  

  #36698
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Marco Polo told the same joke

  
  

  #74615
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  to UUoody

  
  

  #74616
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Sum Ting Wong 8(

  
  

  #74772
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Dogs

  Good fifteen, twenty seconds from plug in to plungin'. Well played.

  
  

  #36701
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  He got a very good ground by standing in/on the unit

  
  

  #74618
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Electricians are stupid. Deserved.

  
  

  #36708
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  looks like a reefer guy to me, a dumb one. You would like electricians Roo they are thee most racist trade.

  
  

  #74622
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Dang.. brutal electrocution.. but to be fair he was poking around and sticking his arm in places he shouldn't be

  
  

  #36720
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Been amazed at how easy it is to electrocute yourself lately, seems even steam can carry a charge? I know it sounds dumb but even pouring a can of beans over the pan on my balcony seemed to give me a small jolt.

  
  

  #36729
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Third world beans will do that. Also try taking your penis out of the pan.

  
  

  #74676
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  My ex's coffee pot used to give me shocks. That thing scared me

  
  

  #74714
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CUNT

  He's now on the lunch menu for tomorrow

  
  

  #36769