Canadian crawler

Didn't need a red flashlight

Points: 23

by glandmilker

Submitted on Oct 28, 2019

Freak Porn

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Well, this is new.

  
  

  #36675
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  White people.

  
  

  #36676
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  this is a BRUH moment

  
  

  #74514
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  I'm not taking him fishing.

  
  

  #36678
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Is there a Giggsy fish?

  
  

  #74508
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Leave fries alone.

  
  

  #74517
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  His old lady stores the bait for fly fishing

  
  

  #36679
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  New meaning to Burp the Worm.

  
  

  #36680
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Chum the water.

  
  

  #74518
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  I bait feilds by growing watermelons, fried chicken stands

  
  

  #74519
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Niggers, indeed.

  
  

  #74520
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  If its clean... maybe this feels good.

  
  

  #36687
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Let's ask Dykche

  
  

  #74528
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Hey. What the fuck, man? I wouldn’t even let you do this, ungrateful fuck.

  
  

  #74529
  

  Vet

  Bono

  What? Are you talking to me like I'm the worm? I'm confused

  
  

  #74530
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Both. I’m helping. Fuck off.

  
  

  #74531
  

  Vet

  Barret

  He wouldn't even let you crawl into my penis :(

  
  

  #74533
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  I wouldn’t get within a continent of your dong.

  
  

  #74534
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I would, but not much closer

  
  

  #74536
  

  Vet

  Bono

  If only Dykche wasn't a noob and believed in chatfagging

  
  

  #74537
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You might need to. The whole state is ablaze.

  
  

  #74538
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  I believe in faggingchat, but alas, I have noobRep. The butthurtRage here is fascinating.

  
  

  #74540
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Welp, better sub some good content fast!

  Thanksgiving is around the corner, so... you know

  
  

  #74541
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Not gonna happen at this point. This place hasn’t earned it.

  
  

  #74544
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Maybe if you opened up 8)

  
  

  #74545
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Imagine being below bamford :(

  
  

  #74547
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You could force an opening up. And not my asshole. Fags.

  
  

  #74548
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I only do that to people who manipulate votes, as is my sacred vow

  
  

  #74549
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  No, I meant force-changing my nick.

  
  

  #74551
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Hello Dykche, I have severe Autism

  If you are actually requesting that I change your username to something more true to form, please confirm directly.

  If you want me to have a meltdown and run screaming to my weighted blanket, reply with something that isn't very clear and I'll have trouble interpreting.

  
  

  #74552
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Can you describe this autism?

  
  

  #74554
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I sperg out when reading comments from blunt literalists who think they're funny

  
  

  #74555
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Clearly not describing me.

  
  

  #74556
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Yeah, you just kinda reminded me of this sick fuck I used to know

  
  

  #74557
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  That’s better.

  
  

  #74558
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  This is the equivalent of 2 RPers wanting to fuck and its gay as the day is long

  
  

  #74559
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Agreeable

  
  

  #74563
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Fags.

  
  

  #74565
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Dykche meet me at Strongstyle lets give them a show.

  
  

  #74600
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  do it faggot

  
  

  #74612
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You’re all the fuckin way over there? My car is at the airport.

  
  

  #74644
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Yeah, shits dead over here.

  
  

  #74649
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  strong style is a sumo club i presume

  
  

  #74650
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Yes.

  
  

  #74651
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  bamford

  good.

  
  

  #36688
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CUNT

  Nope.

  
  

  #36696
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Earth worm jim isnt the same....

  
  

  #74576
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  It’s all good until the worm does a poo in your piss canal.

  
  

  #36707
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Wonder what that feels like..

  
  

  #74620
  
  
  

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  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Yak is born

  
  

  #36709
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Bono came out the other end.

  
  

  #74640
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You’re not funny. Or very smart.

  
  

  #74643
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Spoken like... you are?

  What do you do besides generic Oster level insults? Don't bullshit me, just answer.

  
  

  #74645
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Are you like some kind of authority here? No? Don’t instruct me. Go fuck yourself, you neophyte faggot.

  
  

  #74652
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I feel like your schtick is waiting for people to address you then saying "no" in increasingly complicated ways

  
  

  #74653
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  gotta google neophyte

  
  

  #74654
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  it means noob! well done dear faggot

  
  

  #74655
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Meh, theDudeBlows was addressed.

  
  

  #74656
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  I think the Oster reference got me. Sue me.

  
  

  #74657
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Besides, why does his/it’s avatar look like drumrave with glasses.

  
  

  #74659
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Because its fat?

  
  

  #74661
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  happy mucho day if that's possible for your miserable self

  
  

  #74670
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  It's not.

  
  

  #74671
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Happy day freak show.

  
  

  #74672