Canadian crawler

Didn't need a red flashlight

Mucho User glandmilker
Submitted on Oct 28, 2019Freak Porn
Points: 23
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Tags:fishingbaitworm-vs-wormspunk plugprotein plunger

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Well, this is new.

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    #36675
  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    I bait feilds by growing watermelons, fried chicken stands

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    #174519
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If its clean... maybe this feels good.

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    #36687
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Hey. What the fuck, man? I wouldn’t even let you do this, ungrateful fuck.

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    #174529
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What? Are you talking to me like I'm the worm? I'm confused

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    #174530
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He wouldn't even let you crawl into my penis :(

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    #174533
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I wouldn’t get within a continent of your dong.

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    #174534
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I would, but not much closer

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    #174536
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If only Dykche wasn't a noob and believed in chatfagging

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    #174537
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You might need to. The whole state is ablaze.

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    #174538
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I believe in faggingchat, but alas, I have noobRep. The butthurtRage here is fascinating.

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    #174540
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Welp, better sub some good content fast!

    Thanksgiving is around the corner, so... you know

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    #174541
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Not gonna happen at this point. This place hasn’t earned it.

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    #174544
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe if you opened up 8)

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    #174545
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Imagine being below bamford :(

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    #174547
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You could force an opening up. And not my asshole. Fags.

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    #174548
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I only do that to people who manipulate votes, as is my sacred vow

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    #174549
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hello Dykche, I have severe Autism

    If you are actually requesting that I change your username to something more true to form, please confirm directly.

    If you want me to have a meltdown and run screaming to my weighted blanket, reply with something that isn't very clear and I'll have trouble interpreting.

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    #174552
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I sperg out when reading comments from blunt literalists who think they're funny

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    #174555
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yeah, you just kinda reminded me of this sick fuck I used to know

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    #174557
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    This is the equivalent of 2 RPers wanting to fuck and its gay as the day is long

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    #174559
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Dykche meet me at Strongstyle lets give them a show.

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    #174600
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You’re all the fuckin way over there? My car is at the airport.

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    #174644
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Yeah, shits dead over here.

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    #174649
  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Earth worm jim isnt the same....

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    It’s all good until the worm does a poo in your piss canal.

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  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Spoken like... you are?

    What do you do besides generic Oster level insults? Don't bullshit me, just answer.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Are you like some kind of authority here? No? Don’t instruct me. Go fuck yourself, you neophyte faggot.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    I feel like your schtick is waiting for people to address you then saying "no" in increasingly complicated ways

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    #174653
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I think the Oster reference got me. Sue me.

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    #174657
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Besides, why does his/it’s avatar look like drumrave with glasses.

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    #174659