Fun dildo surprise

60% of the time, works every time

Points: 13

by CUNT

Submitted on Nov 26, 2019

Funny

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  She's fuckin hot

  
  

  #37624
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  high brow place, this.

  
  

  #76838
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Would you come here any other way?

  
  

  #76839
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you KNOW he would not

  
  

  #76874
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  They should play this at your funeral

  
  

  #37625
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  'Pass The Dildo' sounds like the sort of parlour game you'd play

  
  

  #76765
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Only at your funeral.

  
  

  #76777
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you do know that's a long way off ? we have to see off the likes of Uuoody , Rooster and Freddie first

  
  

  #76780
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  at least

  
  

  #76781
  

  Vet

  Barret

  You will probably outlive me to be fair, but not Woody. Freddie-Please and Gayster maybe.

  
  

  #76787
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Freddie is healthier than all you fucks. Dad made it to 87 and I eat better than he did.

  
  

  #76788
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  oh here we go... my granny is 95 so I should outlive all you fucks

  
  

  #76789
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  although my cousin died @ 50....

  
  

  #76790
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Freddie, youtube links and deep fryer grease isn't food.

  
  

  #76791
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  I even have a stupid Kangen water machine and drink almost a gallon of water a day. I did eat a chili dog at the Hat on Friday, but Friday nights don't count

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Good rolemodel.

  Dunno what a Kangen water machine is though. I drink Thai water from some old "reverse osmosis" machine in the basement, no idea if that shit is good for you, probably not...

  
  

  #76795
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Extremely tempted to go buy a small snickers or icecream right now :( Haven't had sugar in days and can feel the cravings growing.

  
  

  #76796
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Kangen is an alkaline water machine. One of the ladies brought in Hershey's Hot Cocoa flavored kisses today. Pretty damn good

  
  

  #76803
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Every comment leaves me with more questions.

  
  

  #76808
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Oh I get it. Its because of your blackness.

  "My water is Kangz and shiet".

  
  

  #76809
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  yes

  
  

  #76810
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  fux sake...

  
  

  #37626
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  the video started off well until that stupid fucking sound fx

  
  

  #76766
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  whats next , that 'Larry' edit bullshit ? you all suck more dick than Barret @ a ladyboi convention

  
  

  #76768
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  its even worse than a stupid Efukt video

  
  

  #76785
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  looks like tasty cream

  
  

  #37627
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *double cream

  
  

  #76769
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Oster only works 40% of the time

  
  

  #37629
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  at best....

  
  

  #76771
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Ha you're gay.

  
  

  #77318
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Dogs

  Just as there's a generation of aging,Finnish women with no legs; So there'll soon be a generation of aging, 'Rolled In Melted Crayons' women.

  
  

  #37632
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  explain that first part Doggo

  
  

  #76875
  

  Zucker

  Dogs

  THJ; Skinheads. Finland caught up with that fashion late. Round about thirty odd years ago? Blokes became Skinheads. Their girls adopted mini skirts with stockings and suspenders (What a time to be alive, eh?!) Only, after the disco, if they missed the bus? The lads brain fluid would freeze and the girls got frost bite on their upper thighs.

  Got that from a lady I met, who'd just come back from a family funeral there. About thirty years back.

  
  

  #76883
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  That sounds so fucking crazy and stupid Finland is the only place it makes sense.

  
  

  #76884
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Cool story bro

  
  

  #76983
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  That faggot grabbed for the dick so it could spray him too. Fucking queer gonna burn in hell when he dies homosexuality is a sin. The lord loves you but if you sleep with another dude you'll spend eternity in suffering. Seems fair.

  
  

  #37639
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  you're just all over the place aren't you? pick a lane.

  or don't.

  be a firework like katy perry says.

  
  

  #76833
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Its like if Mick420 was a shitty troll. Still, make about as much sense.

  
  

  #76836
  

  Vet

  Bono

  EDUCATE YOURSELF ON 9 / 11

  
  

  #76837
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  @Bono why? Are the truthers gonna rise up and kick down the doors of the capitol? You armchair detectives aren't going to do shit.

  
  

  #77308
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Spoken like an ignorant workerant

  
  

  #77313
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  That word should always be put in bold and underlined here.

  
  

  #77316
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Another suggestion for the not suggestion box.

  Add a "load more comments" button at the bottom of https://muchozucko.com/allrecentcomments

  
  

  #77317
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Haha you couldn't stalk everything that happened whilst you were gone

  
  

  #77321
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Hmmmm.. auto styling of trigger words

  
  

  #77322
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I'll need to rebuild the comment section and database completely

  
  

  #77323
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Fuck my ass

  
  

  #77324
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Yup people are being too active now. Its always one way or the other.

  
  

  #77325
  

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  Barret

  "hold on babe, just go sleep for 5 minutes so i can go check mucho"

  "wat?"

  "ladyboy men yak yak good"

  
  

  #77326