Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was only going to eat 3 pies and one lasagna, so if anybody wants to come over...

Points: 23

by truckerhatjones

Submitted on Nov 27, 2019

Happy

Tags: ironic category turkey pot pies frozen dinner i'd rather be munching on Elsa
74 comments

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  CartersBird

  Hahahahaha

  
  

  #37665
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  No tacos I ain't coming

  
  

  #37667
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Silly Mexican

  
  

  #76965
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Thinly Straight guy

  
  

  #77026
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  thilly

  
  

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  JamesTKirk

  I’ve had those pot pies. Not bad in a pinch. Better from oven not microwave.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Peepaw Carter used to hold them upside down so they'd fall out of the little container onto a bed of mashed potatoes.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  It's a nice meal for the young, old, poor, uneducated, the addicted, the tattooed, the small dicked, and basically anyone who isn't perfect like I have been for the past 10 years.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  It was those instant spuds too, not real mashed potatoes.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  user:CartersBird sobs

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You’ll be alright.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Tiger started to masturbate when potatoes were mentioned

  
  

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  Bono

  How ironic the darkest of us is the most racist

  
  

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  Bono

  We have JAWS signed up here, confirmed negro, but he is basically Carlton so..

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Jive Turkey

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  Claim Jumper used to put out a pretty quality pot pie

  
  

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  Oster

  Havent been there in a long time.

  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Those pot pies are salad. The trick with food like this is adding your own spices and sauces to bring it up a notch. Salt pepper and hot sauce would work well here. Happy Thanksgiving faggots.

  
  

  #77036
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Those poor pies are solid

  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Those pot pies are soiled

  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Those pat pies are stilted

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  claim jumper sounds like a company that specializes in insurance fraud

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Back in the day Fred and the misses used to down Scorpions there and get crazy in the back of our Villager at the Brea Claim Jumper. Alway keeping it classy.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  How’s the ribs? Can you contemplate a good meal on the throne yet?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Ribs are much better, but not perfect. I can fuck again that's all that matters

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Dry spells suck.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Just when mucho couldn't get more nasty

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  Now I kinda miss Kirks brine buckets

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  How depressive is that making you, fries?

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Why do I keep seeing this meme...

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  It really pisses me off that Fries never talks to me directly. Enough to book a ticket to LHR. I need some miles f0r status.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Having Fries talk directly to you is overrated. Here's a tissue for your issue

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Why is airports Kirks answer to everything. Also Kirk , we do have our own airport here ... hell i'll even pick you up from there.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Meet him in the men's room Kirk. Just look for the stall with a hole in the wall

  
  

  #77064
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  don't diss me in front of Kirk , he and I go way back

  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  About 5 inches

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Hi fries. Miss me?

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  If you have a working anus he never misses

  
  

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  Bono

  2/10

  No brine, barely any buckets

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You gonna just take that stfu like tripe?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Banquet is short for Bankrupt

  
  

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  Barret

  Only faggots uses the STFU button.

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Only faggots use the buttons.

  
  

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  Barret

  Would.

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Hello Bitches.

  
  

  #76987
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  It should be noted that I was forced to accept my identity under duress.

  
  

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  Bono

  Nice profile picture you conflicted little girl

  
  

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  Bono

  Maybe if you're a briney little bucket this holiday season you'll get access to chat

  
  

  #76991
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  STFU, you fucking whore.

  
  

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  Bono

  Me and Barret and Dogs are in there right now talking about you behind your back

  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  That’s ok. I trust barrel as far as I could throw him.

  
  

  #76994
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  The profile pic should make you feel better.

  
  

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  Bono

  It does

  
  

  #76996
  

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  Barret

  Come visit and ill arrange a mouthfuck and gangbang for you

  
  

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  Bono

  So... I shouldn't do this (my manager will kill me) but I'll bump you up to Zucker for now. If you relog you can enter chat.

  The only reason I can get away with it is because Zuckers receive more hate than Noobs

  
  

  #76998
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Nobody will hate more than me.

  
  

  #76999
  

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  Barret

  I heart Kirk.

  The Zucker scum.

  
  

  #77001
  

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  Barret

  If i was Bono id make the Zucker rank rainbow colored.

  
  

  #77002
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  You rebel zucker.

  
  

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  Dogs

  THJ; I just can't get that " Banquet " boxed nigger bait out of my mind. The dichotomy is tearing my brain apart like a blast of buck shot :(

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  BanQuit kinda describes what Burntout did

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  it's good if you do it right... Country potatoes n white gravy

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  quite the banquet

  
  

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  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I bought 3 pumpkin pies for the Thanksgiving feast that I am attending tomorrow... then realized that was overkill and kept 1 for myself. Already had some and they added a nice pinch of salt.. it's pretty fucking good.

  
  

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  Oster

  Not suprised you already ate one.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  who the fuck is Marie Callender anyhoo? is it when of those cheap store brands?

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  *one

  
  

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  Bono

  Its the king [queen?] of Pies in America

  
  

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  Bono

  They do have frozen stuff but they are more famous for their restaurants

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Claim Jumper Razzleberry pies are the best

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Gigs never thanks people for honest answers to his insipid questions

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Me personally...i'm beginning to suspect he's a troll

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  You sad fuck...

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  eat more Califag

  
  

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