just a nigga's luck
scratchers are a viable strategy usually
Tags:
lottery winner
2 dollars
fakeout
cutting off the ending automatically makes it funny
31 comments
31 comments
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Rooster65
Tell him what he won Johnie!He won Barret's private stash of lady boi porn, Giggle's gay porn, one of Fred's Detroit hookers, a one time sleep-over at my house, & a onsie of your choice.
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DarkEmperorMSOG
I would never trust some convenience store worker with a lottery ticket. If it came up as a million dollar winner they would just lie and pocket it or run out the door with it.
CartersBird
It's already been downloaded. The internet hate machine will survive on this for weeks.
CartersBird
Do you realize how easy it would be to call you a Trump supporter, screenshot one of your "hateful" comments, then add this picture? Those faggots would flock to it like moths to a flame.
CartersBird
What I'm saying is it's too easy and no. Stay off of Reddit because it'll only frustrate you. Imagine Twitter but your opinion gets hidden.
Barret
Oh yeah they have downvotes for comments, that does sound ultra gay. Kinda weird its so popular.So its gonna be like reading the script for a miss universe contest then, everyone just trying to stay above the vote line.
Also, lol.
CartersBird
Now my search history is full of inqueries for transparent indians squatting.
FredGspotSanford
It looks like the sunglasses are necessary to protect your corneas from any reflections off your body
Barret
I'm going for a shower and sleep, I know I can sleep soundly because surely there won't be a bunch of disturbing crap here when I come back. Certainly not a bunch of useless giggles oster and zucker comments.