Telling time is hard when you are a hermit.
I saw this the other day and went wtf? I hope this is a real mod. https://i.imgur.com/fiomRvJ.jpg
"Dead Squids can have sex with your mouth, and it hurts"
"Squid corpses, even when cooked, retain their sexual reflexes and have been known to inseminate our mouths. After eating calamari...a South Korean woman reported experiencing "severe pain" and a "pricking foreign-body sensation" in her mouth. From her tongue, inner cheeks, gums, throat, her doctor exscised "twelve small, white, spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms." These were spermatophores, which possess seriously tenacious ejaculatory apparati, and a cementlike body, which allows for their attachment to materials like the tongue, inner cheeks, gums..."
OH NO, I MISSED WOMEN'S DAY?!