UUoody’s Comments
@ TR.....Sorry....no running clock is accurate. If you claim to know the rate correction, you can't know that precisely. On the smallest scale it comes down to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Or as Chicago said:
Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
Christ....I haven't heard that old sot's name about forever.
Fireball.....when you want to get down and nasty....and don't have any obligations until tomorrow afternoon.
That's why mommies hold them. You supply the bad milk, you wear it. It's a rule.
It gets worse if you consider that the Purbeck District is part of Dorset. Actually they misspelled it, as it should have been the Pubic District. Their only saving grace lies in the fact that they had already printed up district letter heads with the incorrect spelling, thus saving them from becoming a laughing stock. Full stop.
If?....If?.....I have it on good, no excellent, authority that Carter's Bird is in fact the gay lover of a guy from Dorset named Carter, hence the "bird" title. I'm sure I can see his nose hairs from here.
Can I have all your stuff?
Ah!....But that just means that I, and others of my height, can see your untrimmed nose hairs....how gross!
You silly goose!....you always did.
* UUoody blushes
Yeah....I'm only 5'7".
* UUoody puffs out his chest
Cheers, my feathered friend.
Apparently I have no similar affliction. That fifth was full a short time ago and is now a bit lighter.
Thanks...you are the best. There will be something special in you christmas bone-ass envelope this year. ;0
Hey, I reduced it just for you. :) here is the omg version https://i.imgur.com/FQ8uybN.jpg
Bono, I'd like you to meet Zeb Tilton.
I would be a lot better off if I had, years ago.
That's life in the fast lane, my break-down-lane friend. I thought California was hot shit, cutting edge, progressive.
Saints preserve us!
My wife was doing same in stop and go traffic. A kid in the back of a school bus put a sign up to the back window....."You are my hero" . We were always glad to pick up where sex-ed left off.
What were a bunch of towel heads doing in Michigan?
Can you suck your own cock? or stick your dick up your ass? or dress up in drag and post the photos here?
I changed the name of the file to "gay" and it worked. thanks
Thanks for informing all these young whippersnappers who Foster Brooks is.