Admin Handiwork

2026

The rewrite.

+ From the sewer, emerges something terrible. The old change logs have been logged.
+ Pages load in one database query instead of a hundred. The old front page ran four separate queries for every single row it showed you.
+ Dumped jQuery, Bootstrap, timeago, emojione and video.js. That is about 1.2MB of junk that no longer has to download before you can read anything.
+ Everything works better. Submissions, search, categories and sorting, chat, and a secret button that sends the police to DrGiggles' house.
+ We launched a gaming portal with a shared login. It is MuchoZucko Games and it will be forgotten about in a week.
+ Added extensive Admin & mod tools. Upkeep will be easier now, as well as keeping you faggots in line.
+ Added a scrolling quote thingy to highlight good or funny comments. It is empty.
+ Holiday themes and special logos are back, and are now automated based on date.
+ Added a Nemesis system and a Dead Man's Switch to profiles. Both features are Zucker and up.
+ Your Favorited posts are now private and searchable if the list is long.
+ Added better notifications to comments, and sound to chat (The Lounge.)
+ Added the ability for Mods to turn your shitass comments into Dead Baby Jokes, so at least they'll have life here.
+ On the last day of August, we email blasted all former accounts with a password reset. Welcome back.

+ Added more Punkybot functions and flavor. Upload a video, get a face full of duster.

+ Changed some comment-line-spacing stuff for phonefags, and mods can now edit Categories as well as Tags.