Admin Handiwork

August 2026 — The Rewrite

• + From the sewer, emerges something terrible. The old change logs have been logged.
• + Pages load in one database query instead of a hundred. The old front page ran four separate queries for every single row it showed you.
• + Dumped jQuery, Bootstrap, timeago, emojione and video.js. That is about 1.2MB of junk that no longer has to download before you can read anything.
• + Everything works better. Submissions, search, categories and sorting, chat, and a secret button that sends the police to DrGiggles' house.
• + We launched a gaming portal with a shared login. It is MuchoZucko Games and it will be forgotten about in a week.
• + Added extensive Admin & mod tools. Upkeep will be easier now, as well as keeping you faggots in line.
• + Added a scrolling quote thingy to highlight good or funny comments. It is empty.
• + Holiday themes and special logos are back, and are now automated based on date.