+ From the sewer, emerges something terrible. The old change logs have been logged.
+ Pages load in one database query instead of a hundred. The old front page ran four separate queries for every single row it showed you.
+ Dumped jQuery, Bootstrap, timeago, emojione and video.js. That is about 1.2MB of junk that no longer has to download before you can read anything.
+ Everything works better. Submissions, search, categories and sorting, chat, and a secret button that sends the police to DrGiggles' house.
+ We launched a gaming portal with a shared login. It is MuchoZucko Games and it will be forgotten about in a week.
+ Added extensive Admin & mod tools. Upkeep will be easier now, as well as keeping you faggots in line.
+ Added a scrolling quote thingy to highlight good or funny comments. It is empty.
+ Holiday themes and special logos are back, and are now automated based on date.
+ Added a Nemesis system and a Dead Man's Switch to profiles. Both features are Zucker and up.
+ Your Favorited posts are now private and searchable if the list is long.
+ Added better notifications to comments, and sound to chat (The Lounge.)
+ Added the ability for Mods to turn your shitass comments into Dead Baby Jokes, so at least they'll have life here.
+ On the last day of August, we email blasted all former accounts with a password reset. Welcome back.
September 2, 2026
+ Added more Punkybot functions and flavor. Upload a video, get a face full of duster.
September 5, 2026
+ Changed some comment-line-spacing stuff for phonefags, and mods can now edit Categories as well as Tags.
September 8, 2026
+ Most .mp4 and .webm video direct links are now auto-embedded in comments.
+ Added a "Lost Media" off/on switch to the search page.
September 11 & 12, 2026
- Date unclear because programmer was binge drinking.
+ Improved search and "Lost Media" toggle made to persist.
+ Fixed an issue with processing videos. You can now navigate away, and the site will check if your upload is done processing the next time anyone hits the /new button.
+ Introducing "Blast From The Past", to emulate old MS, every hour one highly voted submission from at least 6 months ago will be pinned automatically. Parameters subject to change.
September 15, 2026
+ MuchoZucko is now more closely intertwined with its Gaming Portal. Experimentally, comments made on Games now appear in the main forum's feed.
+ "Recent Comments" will be renamed "Recent Actions" or something, and will now show submissions too.
September 18, 2026
+ Contact form revamped. We were without one for nearly a month. Oopsy poopsy!
September 20, 2026
+ Fixed media / share thumbnails. Posts now have a proper thumbnail / preview when you link them on social media.
September 23, 2026
+ Added Registration prompts for lurking fags. Site had a big week for lurkers thanks to the Tom Pearl archive rediscovering us.
+ Tweaked Blast From The Past: lower the vote threshold and stopped showing Lost Media. Should have a greater variety of still-pretty-good and more importantly, visible posts.
September 27, 2026
+ Expanded the "Newest Member" section.
+ Users can now comment a timestamp, e.g. 7:09, and it will become clickable and act as a control on video submissions.
September 28, 2026
+ Added a MuchoZucko brand bumper to the beginning of every video that I expect will get very annoying very quickly.
September 30, 2026
- whunu is here.
+ The "Random" and "Unvoted" buttons never take you to Lost Media anymore. Blame the Wayback Machine!
+ Chatroom timestamps on messages now display the time, forced to PST. Modchat now has timezones of active mods.