Close call

Apparently Squirrels are part lizard. Detachable tails and that.

Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Nov 29, 2017WTF
Points: 16
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Tags:squirreltailcar

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Not sure which animal causes more accidents.. a Squirrel, or a bummble bee in thru ya half cracked window.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    First time I ever got stung by a bee I was probably 19 and on the freeway on-ramp.

    Motherfuckers.

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Then ya know Bono.. little Fuckers will kill you .. women hate spiders.. men hate flying death.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Little known fact a bee's stinger is larger than WHUNU penis. Well I guess that's not really little-known anymore but he's trying to keep it that way

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  • Mucho User UUoodyRepFag

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Not shown is him turning around and getting his head severed by another car. The take away: Never lose your head over a piece of tail.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    is there anything you won't bastardize with your wordplay?

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    conjuring that image up along with the sound,makes me shudder

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