Close call

Apparently Squirrels are part lizard. Detachable tails and that.

Points: 16

by CartersBird

Submitted on Nov 29, 2017

WTF

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  Rooster65

  Not sure which animal causes more accidents.. a Squirrel, or a bummble bee in thru ya half cracked window.

  
  

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  Bono

  First time I ever got stung by a bee I was probably 19 and on the freeway on-ramp.

  Motherfuckers.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Then ya know Bono.. little Fuckers will kill you .. women hate spiders.. men hate flying death.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Little known fact a bee's stinger is larger than WHUNU penis. Well I guess that's not really little-known anymore but he's trying to keep it that way

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Not shown is him turning around and getting his head severed by another car. The take away: Never lose your head over a piece of tail.

  
  

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  Bono

  is there anything you won't bastardize with your wordplay?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  It's a sickness. His poor wife!

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Actually it's the aspergers.

  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Still, words to live by.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I would be a lot better off if I had, years ago.

  
  

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  Bono

  Nice avatar... :(*

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Bono, I'd like you to meet Zeb Tilton.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Hey Bullwinkle...watch me pull my tail off of my ass!

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  and now, here's something we hope you'll really like!

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  conjuring that image up along with the sound,makes me shudder

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  I learned something new about squirrels...

  
  

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