Sex Education 60s style
Creepy sex education video
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Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
You like 'em big...When you went up north to get laid did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
Sub a vid of that.
Now that would be really creepy.
Vetmakodragon
Stop being a butthurt bitch or I will go punkymode on you you fucking honkey tonk donkey
Vetmakodragon
I'm not fucking joking you fucking cackflap. Wait til I get mod powers, then you will bow down to me!
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I remember that movie, I was a bit weirded out by it. But it was cool.
Vetmakodragon
Yep. Deal with it. The point is to stop fucking with Barret you cretin. You say the same shit over and over again for a start. Secondly, Barret doesn't have the time to waste on you to return fight so I'm here in his place, giving you shit. Understand the situation now fucktard?
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Oh i dont give a shit and less then two fucks you cuck
VetCartersBird
What did Barret do to whunu? I guarantee it was nicer than what I did to him.That's why he's focused on Barret. Barret is too nice and won't strip him of his masculinity like I did.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Pink knighting your bitch must earn you butthole play points for when you finally visit the Norfag.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
That's assuming you manage to get enough welfare money to purchase a flight before you fall into another depression and finally slit your wrists right.
VetCartersBird
You say that as though a lot of time has passed.It has only been 3 days since I made you expose your half-sized dick then delete it in shame.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Hey Richard how's life since you were tossed out of the Swedish lovehole?
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
We've been through this many times. The other and this site aren't about liking or friends you nincompoop.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Your sad state of affairs must have left you in dire straits if you believe you need people on the internet for friends.
Vetmakodragon
You don't need them, but its nice to have them, as you are finding out you witless fuckskittle
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
user:Whunu said "That's assuming you manage to get enough welfare money to purchase a flight before you fall into another depression and finally slit your wrists right."
VetCartersBird
I have to watch the tournament of power since Whunu deleted the funniest thing ever posted
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I am however having fun at this moment. I should be sleeping before work,(yes that thing neither of you do) but I'm enjoying myself too much.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Tell me adult child. If I'm so simple why do I have a excellent paying job, house, cars and good wife while you live with you mom in the same room you grew up in taking antidepressants and doing fuck all?
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I'll tell you why. Because I'm a man and I work hard and have a decent life, and you are a man child.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Not you you simplton, ive been commenting to MD.
VetCartersBird
Whunu has no self worth of his own.That's why he never stfu's about his work and he must always announce when he's going to work. He is so discontented and maladjusted, it would be sad if he was less of a prick.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I found out it's more then a waste of breath to respond to you shitbird.Just occasionally
VetCartersBird
He has to try to find ways to brag about work or his house, because thats all he has thats worth a shit.Not his personality or his hobbies and interests.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Well, I really do have to try to get at least one more hour of shut eye.Need to be wide eyed and bushy tailed for work.
That thing neither of you winners do.
VetCartersBird
See that?Whunu has nothing. No personality except being a maladjusted worker bee who takes his mediocrity out on internet strangers who are happier than he is.
VetBILLYMAYSHERE
when someone says something like that..it really sums them up in .00000004 seconds
VetBarret
Hahaha."I have to watch the tournament of power since Whunu deleted the funniest thing ever posted"
That made me laugh the hardest.
Yeah roll the flour jokes are hardcore.
Honestly does on really need a lot of time to bitchslap whunu? He does 90% of the work himself. He could never take anyone in an internet fight because he is so pathetic and mentally challenged that no one will consider him the victor except himself. All you have to do is log in once in a while and say Hi, and Whuner takes care of the rest.
VetBarret
At least he acts like he thinks he's won, its hard to say if he truly believes that or no."Trailertrashhunny, I don't know what's wrong, these dumbees are mean to me on the internet, and I keep putting them in their place, yet I can't stop crying, does this mean i'm gay now?"
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
No it just means your existence is so sad, I don't feel sad for you I kitty you
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VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
The only sex education provided by my dad was that I could save a lot of money if I avoided marriage and used hookers.....that and if I masdturbated I would go blind. I should have listened on both counts. I've been married twice, have no money and wear glasses.
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ZuckerJordanSimms
Yea, the part about menstruation neglected to address the cramps and fucking insane mood swings that accompany the dribbling of blood.
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VetBono
Didn't you say you had to go? Or was that just a lie so CB would get bored and stop bringing up your inadequacies both mental and physical?
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I'm off to work here shortly just getting ready to head out the door. .But since I do drive big trucks I have time in between to stop in on MZ
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Well if it pisses them off and it works why not
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Everyone else here seems to be a broken record as well
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Shit nobody here is always right. But even a clock is right twice A-day
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Yes I know when you mention work 99% of the people here get confused
Vetmakodragon
What the fuck has your work go to do with you being a fucking pleb?Just shut the fuck up whunu, we're already well aware that you are prone to doing stupid shit that you regret.
VetBono
Because it has nothing to do with what was just said.Example, someone will draw attention to how you're a fat, ugly, stupid, unlikeable man-child with a tiny penis.
Instead of trying to deflect any of those accurate statements by listing redeeming qualities, you just say "can't talk now, gotta go to work" then keep talking
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Yes last seen 39 minutes ago because I told you I had to go to work .Unlike other people I have better things to do than be here all day .Although the should not get your goat Bono. From what I understand you just haven't moved out because you're going to college .If that's the case which I believe it is your situation is perfectly acceptable .
VetBono
"From what you understand" was 4 years ago when I was actually in college.When you're on break, please think of something else to do.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Well that's what you get when you voice text their MD
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
And no MD I'm not the one that spastic, you are. Remember you're the one that's on medication to keep yourself mentally Stable?I on the other hand I'm not a medications and I am in perfect health
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
All like you're coming from MD is jealousy. Jealousy with of me who's actually average normal and takes care of his life like he should and you don't .
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Anyway, all seriousness Aside. I only went on the attack because earlier and I decided to attack me because I was teasing barret.Number one barret can fight his own battles.And if hes getting all serious because I tease somebody sounds like he has the problem
VetBono
I need a very special reaction gif.Does anyone remember that episode of Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny filled in for the Roadrunner? The one where Wile E. Coyote could talk?
And as the coyote is bloviating about his genius plan to capture the rabbit, Bugs just looks at the screen, bored, and wiggles his nose?
that's the gif I need.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
So anyway I'll lay off but if they give me shit I'll throw it right back in their face
NoobTR
If a 12 hour analog clock is stopped, it is correct twice a day. If it is set incorrectly but running properly, you can math it up to dope out the correct time.
VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
@ TR.....Sorry....no running clock is accurate. If you claim to know the rate correction, you can't know that precisely. On the smallest scale it comes down to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Or as Chicago said:Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
NoobTR
Retardation is a slippery slope. it presupposes a definitive and absolute gradient of human intelligence.However, I would not be surprised to see him at the Mongolian grill for reasons other than the stir fry and sake.
NoobTR
I was going to just answer ulaanbaatar, but I had to refresh my memory. My second favorite capital to say after ouagadougou.
NoobTR
As to Uuoody's intro to philosophy response regarding clocks and time, i seem to remember learning that the interval of a second was defined as a certain number of vibrations of a specific cesium isotope or something.For practical purposes, a clock should match a sundial, more or less with the size of time zones, and they should definitely move at the same speed, none of this raiders of the lost ark super sunbeam shit...really, what the fuck was that?
VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
"I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab." Ulysses Everett McGill said that, but I chose to plagiarize it for my purposes here.
VetUUoody the Junkyard Dog
@ TR.....I had a sundial in a garden some time ago. It was inscribed with the words: "Grow old with me. The best is yet to come". The girl who gave me that gift, up and ran off to be with her estranged sons, or some such bull shit. In the meantime, I have grown old. I can attest to the fact that it is not the best. Everything aches. I have had to get an aftermarket hip and they are about to do a Rooter Rooter job on my right AC joint. Better? My ass!
VetBarret
"Number one barret can fight his own battles"That sounded like an admission of defeat. Thanks!
I'm number one!
VetBarret
I'm not reading anything in this thread from after TR commenting.Sad I had to say that on this site for the first time.
VetBarret
I'm already sold on the pecker, he needs no vouching for. Any oldfag that can endure these sites and not be Squidley gets my respect.
