Sex Education 60s style

Creepy sex education video


Submitted on Nov 30, 2017WTF
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  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Okay that wasn't so bad. I looked at the tags and the thumbnail too early.

    Like1STFU0#7268
  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    This is pretty creepy. A 4 year old sitting topless while being mentally probed.

    Like3STFU0#7271
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    You like 'em big...

    When you went up north to get laid did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot? Sub a vid of that.

    Now that would be really creepy.

    Like1STFU0#114021
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I take after my uncle, who is a Navy vet. Any port in a storm, matey.

    Like1STFU0#114024
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Stop being a butthurt bitch or I will go punkymode on you you fucking honkey tonk donkey

    Like2STFU0#114025
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm not fucking joking you fucking cackflap. Wait til I get mod powers, then you will bow down to me!

    Like0STFU1#114032
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yep. Deal with it. The point is to stop fucking with Barret you cretin. You say the same shit over and over again for a start. Secondly, Barret doesn't have the time to waste on you to return fight so I'm here in his place, giving you shit. Understand the situation now fucktard?

    Like1STFU1#114040
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    What did Barret do to whunu? I guarantee it was nicer than what I did to him.

    That's why he's focused on Barret. Barret is too nice and won't strip him of his masculinity like I did.

    Like1STFU0#114042
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    That's assuming you manage to get enough welfare money to purchase a flight before you fall into another depression and finally slit your wrists right.

    Like0STFU0#114048
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    You say that as though a lot of time has passed.

    It has only been 3 days since I made you expose your half-sized dick then delete it in shame.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You don't need them, but its nice to have them, as you are finding out you witless fuckskittle

    Like1STFU0#114057
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    * Whunu said "That's assuming you manage to get enough welfare money to purchase a flight before you fall into another depression and finally slit your wrists right."

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    * CartersBird tries to find the draginball links Barret has been posting

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I have to watch the tournament of power since Whunu deleted the funniest thing ever posted

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    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    Tell me adult child. If I'm so simple why do I have a excellent paying job, house, cars and good wife while you live with you mom in the same room you grew up in taking antidepressants and doing fuck all?

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    I bet its his shitty job that makes him feel so powerless and inadequate.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    He has to lie about his pay and living arrangements... lol

    Like0STFU0#114067
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Am I?

    Only one of us has a child's mind and a child's peepee.

    Like0STFU1#114069
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Whunu has no self worth of his own.

    That's why he never stfu's about his work and he must always announce when he's going to work. He is so discontented and maladjusted, it would be sad if he was less of a prick.

    Like1STFU0#114071
    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    He has to try to find ways to brag about work or his house, because thats all he has thats worth a shit.

    Not his personality or his hobbies and interests.

    Like0STFU0#114073
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    Well, I really do have to try to get at least one more hour of shut eye. Need to be wide eyed and bushy tailed for work. That thing neither of you winners do.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    See that?

    Whunu has nothing. No personality except being a maladjusted worker bee who takes his mediocrity out on internet strangers who are happier than he is.

    Like2STFU1#114075
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    and you say im boring. i almost fell asleep reading whunus replies.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He copied that from someone else's recent comment. He has no original thoughts.

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    when someone says something like that..it really sums them up in .00000004 seconds

    Like1STFU0#114114
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hahaha.

    "I have to watch the tournament of power since Whunu deleted the funniest thing ever posted" That made me laugh the hardest.

    Yeah roll the flour jokes are hardcore.

    Honestly does on really need a lot of time to bitchslap whunu? He does 90% of the work himself. He could never take anyone in an internet fight because he is so pathetic and mentally challenged that no one will consider him the victor except himself. All you have to do is log in once in a while and say Hi, and Whuner takes care of the rest.

    Like1STFU0#114235
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At least he acts like he thinks he's won, its hard to say if he truly believes that or no.

    "Trailertrashhunny, I don't know what's wrong, these dumbees are mean to me on the internet, and I keep putting them in their place, yet I can't stop crying, does this mean i'm gay now?"

    Like2STFU0#114236
  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    The only sex education provided by my dad was that I could save a lot of money if I avoided marriage and used hookers.....that and if I masdturbated I would go blind. I should have listened on both counts. I've been married twice, have no money and wear glasses.

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Yea, the part about menstruation neglected to address the cramps and fucking insane mood swings that accompany the dribbling of blood.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    That's just a symptom of being a woman though. Not a symptom of periods.

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    hey whunu, want to hear a joke?

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wrong as usual. It's scrunched up.

    Like1STFU0#114091
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Didn't you say you had to go? Or was that just a lie so CB would get bored and stop bringing up your inadequacies both mental and physical?

    Like2STFU0#114092
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Can you reply to criticism without mentioning the fact that you have a job?

    Like1STFU0#114094
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Are you banking your entire identity on that?

    Like0STFU0#114095
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    It doesn't piss anyone off, it bores them and confuses them.

    Like1STFU0#114103
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What a little-dicked response

    Like2STFU0#114104
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    What the fuck has your work go to do with you being a fucking pleb?

    Just shut the fuck up whunu, we're already well aware that you are prone to doing stupid shit that you regret.

    Like3STFU1#114106
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Because it has nothing to do with what was just said.

    Example, someone will draw attention to how you're a fat, ugly, stupid, unlikeable man-child with a tiny penis.

    Instead of trying to deflect any of those accurate statements by listing redeeming qualities, you just say "can't talk now, gotta go to work" then keep talking

    Like3STFU0#114107
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Whunu

    Last seen 10 minutes ago

    This is why I kept CB around. Kryptonite

    Like0STFU0#114109
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    Yes last seen 39 minutes ago because I told you I had to go to work .Unlike other people I have better things to do than be here all day . Although the should not get your goat Bono. From what I understand you just haven't moved out because you're going to college .If that's the case which I believe it is your situation is perfectly acceptable .

    Like0STFU2#114118
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "From what you understand" was 4 years ago when I was actually in college.

    When you're on break, please think of something else to do.

    Like0STFU0#114121
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Whunu : "even a clock is right twice A-day"

    That is all.

    Like1STFU0#114124
    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    lmao @ A-day

    fucking hell whunu, you are a fucking spastic

    Like0STFU1#114129
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    And no MD I'm not the one that spastic, you are. Remember you're the one that's on medication to keep yourself mentally Stable? I on the other hand I'm not a medications and I am in perfect health

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's very debatable

    Like1STFU0#114133
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    All like you're coming from MD is jealousy. Jealousy with of me who's actually average normal and takes care of his life like he should and you don't .

    Like0STFU0#114134
    Mucho User mikebrown603@aol.comBanned

    mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom

    Anyway, all seriousness Aside. I only went on the attack because earlier and I decided to attack me because I was teasing barret. Number one barret can fight his own battles.And if hes getting all serious because I tease somebody sounds like he has the problem

    Like0STFU1#114135
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I need a very special reaction gif.

    Does anyone remember that episode of Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny filled in for the Roadrunner? The one where Wile E. Coyote could talk?

    And as the coyote is bloviating about his genius plan to capture the rabbit, Bugs just looks at the screen, bored, and wiggles his nose?

    that's the gif I need.

    Like0STFU0#114136
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    this thread gave me cancer, thanks woonoo

    Like2STFU0#114174
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    If a 12 hour analog clock is stopped, it is correct twice a day. If it is set incorrectly but running properly, you can math it up to dope out the correct time.

    Like0STFU0#114186
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    yeah but whunu's retarded right

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Even you must have a strong enough tether to reality to say yes.

    Like0STFU0#114189
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    @ TR.....Sorry....no running clock is accurate. If you claim to know the rate correction, you can't know that precisely. On the smallest scale it comes down to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Or as Chicago said:

    Does anybody really know what time it is

    Does anybody really care

    If so I can't imagine why

    Like1STFU0#114192
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Retardation is a slippery slope. it presupposes a definitive and absolute gradient of human intelligence.

    However, I would not be surprised to see him at the Mongolian grill for reasons other than the stir fry and sake.

    Like2STFU0#114193
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll take that as a verbose "yeah basically"

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    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    I was going to just answer ulaanbaatar, but I had to refresh my memory. My second favorite capital to say after ouagadougou.

    Like0STFU0#114195
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    As to Uuoody's intro to philosophy response regarding clocks and time, i seem to remember learning that the interval of a second was defined as a certain number of vibrations of a specific cesium isotope or something.

    For practical purposes, a clock should match a sundial, more or less with the size of time zones, and they should definitely move at the same speed, none of this raiders of the lost ark super sunbeam shit...really, what the fuck was that?

    Like0STFU0#114197
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    "I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab." Ulysses Everett McGill said that, but I chose to plagiarize it for my purposes here.

    Like0STFU0#114198
    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    @ TR.....I had a sundial in a garden some time ago. It was inscribed with the words: "Grow old with me. The best is yet to come". The girl who gave me that gift, up and ran off to be with her estranged sons, or some such bull shit. In the meantime, I have grown old. I can attest to the fact that it is not the best. Everything aches. I have had to get an aftermarket hip and they are about to do a Rooter Rooter job on my right AC joint. Better? My ass!

    Like1STFU0#114199
    Mucho User TRNoob

    TR

    Hang in there, baby!

    The best is yet to come!!

    Like1STFU0#114204
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    He has that on his wall with a picture of a cat.

    Like0STFU0#114205
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "Number one barret can fight his own battles" That sounded like an admission of defeat. Thanks!

    I'm number one!

    Like1STFU0#114237
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm not reading anything in this thread from after TR commenting.

    Sad I had to say that on this site for the first time.

    Like0STFU0#114286
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    it was mostly harmless back-and-forth with Uuoody, fear not the autism

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    Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    I can vouch for UUoody. He's good people.

    Like0STFU0#114288
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm already sold on the pecker, he needs no vouching for. Any oldfag that can endure these sites and not be Squidley gets my respect.

    Like2STFU0#114298