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UUoody’s Comments

BBC, BBC,

Black cock all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride,

On a horse-size gourmet gay.

* me, that is

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

78 as of last september

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

Me thinks you all are trying to read too much into it. I'm was just trying to wish everyone a nice thanksgiving, and used a picture of a turkey making an escape rather than using some schmaltzy Norman Rockwell painting.

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

That's what comes from putting them up your ass.

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

We? Have you got a mouse in your pocket? Gets a free vet ride and then averages 10 subs per year, for two years.

replied on Onision · 7 years ago

On the up side, at least the railing didn't break. So I guess that some things in India work.

replied on An off ramp in India · 7 years ago

She's the exception to the "equal pay for equal work" argument. You could do that job, Fred.....but

replied on Nope · 7 years ago

Sorry about the white plastic bag stuck to the inside of the left front fender.

replied on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody · 7 years ago

Thanks, Tig. We really don't get old. The mind is pretty much the same and the view through the two face holes is unchanged with time. What does change is that the packaging goes all to hell in a handbasket.

replied on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody · 7 years ago

Amen, brother.............. https://i.imgur.com/E7tOipZ.png

He does have his supporters https://i.imgur.com/zHHgf0k.jpg

replied on Nope · 7 years ago

Get a grip, fries. You are one. DOUCHE......INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "that guy is such a douche"

replied on Spot the douche · 7 years ago

My scout leader used to cuff me upside the head.....but a bit different than that. Same pants thing, though.

Seismometers at MIT went off scale....and the civil defence automatic panty police system activated. Several Mucho faggots in attendance declared how disappointed they were that there were no tits on the loose.

Aren't we all!

replied on Now for something more upscale · 7 years ago

But she's a good cook and she said yes.

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

That's not a truck where I come from.....those are mom mobiles.

Try the other hand

replied on Take a retread to lunch day · 7 years ago

I have to like anybody that fucked up

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

That was eager anticipation calling

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

I nominate this for worst post ever. Enjoy.

How did you know that guy's name is Art?

replied on Foreskin frolics · 7 years ago

It's legit of the job she's applying for is fly catcher

on Fastest interview ever · 7 years ago

Oops.....someone burned the roast beef

on Hungry ...? · 7 years ago

.....and she wants a strong buff man, with hard abs, etc.

on R.I.P. M.D. · 7 years ago

Apparently human blood is exceedingly high in calories.

on Lady Barret · 7 years ago

Negative downer shit is about the best we can expect from the free-ride Vet.

replied on Foreskin frolics · 7 years ago

Does it hurt being such a homophobe?

replied on Foreskin frolics · 7 years ago

So now your goldfish hate you? I know a nut-job lady who is good at interventions. Just sayin'.

replied on Guns are always lots of fun · 7 years ago

I tried one of Burger King's fake meat "Impossible" Whoppers. It tasted just like the regular pos Whopper......but cost a bunch more. I guessed that if you are going to introduce a new thing whose taste might be off putting, then do it in combination with a shit load of other tastes......like sesame seed bun, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, sliced onion and the requisitepubic hair .

replied on Guns are always lots of fun · 7 years ago

Oh boy..... a trucker hat. I'm gettin one of them because I'm havin a Fisher plow put on my new truck, and the feller at the shop promised me a free Fisher hat. I'll be cruisein by your house soon, Freddie. I'll be the guy driving the only truck in the LA area sportin a snow plow and wearing a ugly hat. When I get the hat I'll post a photo of me in it so your little lady will know it me, and not some weirdo freak. https://i.imgur.com/z2N1p4Y.jpg

replied on Super Bowl Beer Ad · 7 years ago

Amazing Grab

on Black Friday · 7 years ago
replied on It was a shity day · 7 years ago

After that video, Rooster's balls are fully retracted and he has retreated under his blankie to suck his thumb.

replied on Group sex.....homeless style · 7 years ago

Vasectomy in 1973.....been shooting blanks ever since.

replied on Eggciting new game · 7 years ago

I have a neighbor whose 40ish year old son did that stopped in front of the public library as junior high school was getting out. Got probation. Did it again, got to live "up state" for a while. He is out now and living next door with his mum and dad. They must be so proud.

I'll outlive you, fat boy.

You would like Mrs UUoody https://i.imgur.com/m3yJzOp.jpg

replied on The Pringles Fairy · 7 years ago

What!.....the smaller can fits you better? Take that needle dick!

replied on The Pringles Fairy · 7 years ago

Giggles

Fred....I'll see your doe and raise you one Buck. https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I

replied on Deer Fuck Surprise · 7 years ago

Flies eating bird shit tattoos are very popular in emerging shithole countries....just sayin'.

That's what comes of a steady diet of butt fuckin'.

Three does all between 102 and 115 pounds taken in my backyard so far. This guy has yet to shuffle off his mortal coil. https://i.imgur.com/Qd5RqZx.jpg

on Deer Fuck Surprise · 7 years ago

Never lose your head over a piece of tail

on Deer Fuck Surprise · 7 years ago

Just enough.

replied on La cucaracha · 7 years ago

Jeepers creepers

on MRS.UUDOODY gets to drive. · 7 years ago

Like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube.

on This video is awesome! · 7 years ago

"OMG!......You are such a fucking loser."

on Mucho Woman · 7 years ago

*crearance

replied on Asian parking · 7 years ago

....and scooter short ground clearance.....not rucky day.

replied on Asian parking · 7 years ago

Where I'm from, the bag goes over the head.

on Trashy bird · 7 years ago

So all you silly catholic sheep have a new pope.....congrats.

on Gender Reveal · 7 years ago

Sandwich is for real https://i.imgur.com/f8yLmaI.jpg

replied on American Sandwich Police To The Rescue · 7 years ago

There's a man with a gun over there......

Flabby ass today......cottage cheese tomorrow.

on Kind of hypnotic · 7 years ago

Needs more tits and less cowbell.

on Crazy theatrical bitches · 7 years ago

Brought to you by Richard Gere enterprises

on Toy car race challenge · 7 years ago

geoduck

replied on Nice bucket of dicks · 7 years ago

The fuck! Tiny country....tiny lawns....tiny driveways. My GMC pickup would would fuck that up for sure.

replied on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat · 7 years ago

Flood? I don't see a flood. I see a puddle. Try cleaning the leaves from over the gutter drain.

on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat · 7 years ago

Clever....you bastard!

on Hot off the press · 7 years ago

Looks about right to me....everything normal......nothing to see here.

They got him on a 651.......public pooping

.....no it's because you're an asshole

replied on Such a Smorgasbord · 7 years ago

.....and you were wondering why I never "like" your comments

replied on Such a Smorgasbord · 7 years ago

The pot and the kettle comes to mind

replied on Such a Smorgasbord · 7 years ago

Back story:.......There the angel of the Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. .....if you can be stupid enough to believe that shit.

on Moterway Burn Up? · 7 years ago

Any port in a storm

replied on Have a nice Halloween, mother fuckers. · 7 years ago

She wasn't drunk.....this is her sex avoidance act.

Quickly Robin!.....To the bat cave!

on Boo! · 7 years ago

He had to look up "ovulate" but had trouble with "menstruation".

replied on Black Rooster · 7 years ago

My takeaway........ I wonder if she has a hard time cleaning cum off of those braces.

on Dating tips for Zuckers · 7 years ago

Now you're getting into the spirit of the thing.....well done.

replied on A cougar and her daughter · 7 years ago

So does a concussion......in football he would have taken a trip to the medical office and sidelined for at least seven to 10 days.

replied on Car Vs Bicycle · 7 years ago

Her baby gonna starve!

on It does a body good · 7 years ago

+1 team pus

replied on It does a body good · 7 years ago

Yeah....solid and with corn chunks.

replied on Giggles reaction · 7 years ago

* wife's band members.....she and her lesbian friend are playing now while I'm trying to watch football.

replied on Collecting a stool sample · 7 years ago

I'd settle for their spending a night in jail.

replied on Kids, Today, Eh ..? · 7 years ago

True story: We bought an old farm house in Jackson New Hampshire, in which a young boy had blown his head off about ten years earlier. One bedroom had new drywall ceiling, and wall behind the bed. That room always had a creepy things happening and even guests who didn't know the history couldn't get a restful sleep. I often heard doors down stair opening and closing at night.

on Dude makes a mess · 7 years ago

.....and his wife, Nilfisk!

replied on Dyson Advert · 7 years ago

Food for thought department.......nearly every hand you ever shook, has had a penis in it. Nearly every mouth you have kissed has also contained a penis. Life is just a DrPiggles paradise.

on Touching Penis · 7 years ago

Major Tom to ground control,

There's a roo floating around,

In a most peculiar way.

on Wassup, Skip? Aarrrrgh!!! · 7 years ago

He was lucky....he could have wound up dead.

on Spinning Out At Work · 7 years ago

Skip upper body day at your own peril.

That's what happens when you call a driver a lying four-flushing sack of shit, over in the parking lot.

on Car Vs Bicycle · 7 years ago

Colombian rope made from cocoa leaves. Won't break your fall but the fall won't hurt.

on Cool Stunt, Shit Rope · 7 years ago