UUoody’s Comments
BBC, BBC,
Black cock all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On a horse-size gourmet gay.
* me, that is
78 as of last september
Me thinks you all are trying to read too much into it. I'm was just trying to wish everyone a nice thanksgiving, and used a picture of a turkey making an escape rather than using some schmaltzy Norman Rockwell painting.
That's what comes from putting them up your ass.
We? Have you got a mouse in your pocket? Gets a free vet ride and then averages 10 subs per year, for two years.
Apparently butt-chugging sunlight is a thing now. https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/butthole-sunning-for-wellness [Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/eUcqNsZ.jpg)
On the up side, at least the railing didn't break. So I guess that some things in India work.
She's the exception to the "equal pay for equal work" argument. You could do that job, Fred.....but
Sorry about the white plastic bag stuck to the inside of the left front fender.
Thanks, Tig. We really don't get old. The mind is pretty much the same and the view through the two face holes is unchanged with time. What does change is that the packaging goes all to hell in a handbasket.
Amen, brother.............. https://i.imgur.com/E7tOipZ.png
He does have his supporters https://i.imgur.com/zHHgf0k.jpg
Get a grip, fries. You are one. DOUCHE......INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "that guy is such a douche"
My scout leader used to cuff me upside the head.....but a bit different than that. Same pants thing, though.
Seismometers at MIT went off scale....and the civil defence automatic panty police system activated. Several Mucho faggots in attendance declared how disappointed they were that there were no tits on the loose.
Aren't we all!
But she's a good cook and she said yes.
That's not a truck where I come from.....those are mom mobiles.
Try the other hand
I have to like anybody that fucked up
That was eager anticipation calling
I nominate this for worst post ever. Enjoy.
How did you know that guy's name is Art?
It's legit of the job she's applying for is fly catcher
Oops.....someone burned the roast beef
.....and she wants a strong buff man, with hard abs, etc.
Apparently human blood is exceedingly high in calories.
Negative downer shit is about the best we can expect from the free-ride Vet.
Does it hurt being such a homophobe?
Beans and mud https://youtu.be/ChGxwRq3YcI
So now your goldfish hate you? I know a nut-job lady who is good at interventions. Just sayin'.
I tried one of Burger King's fake meat "Impossible" Whoppers. It tasted just like the regular pos Whopper......but cost a bunch more. I guessed that if you are going to introduce a new thing whose taste might be off putting, then do it in combination with a shit load of other tastes......like sesame seed bun, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, sliced onion and the requisitepubic hair .
Oh boy..... a trucker hat. I'm gettin one of them because I'm havin a Fisher plow put on my new truck, and the feller at the shop promised me a free Fisher hat. I'll be cruisein by your house soon, Freddie. I'll be the guy driving the only truck in the LA area sportin a snow plow and wearing a ugly hat. When I get the hat I'll post a photo of me in it so your little lady will know it me, and not some weirdo freak. https://i.imgur.com/z2N1p4Y.jpg
Amazing Grab
This is a seagull https://muchozucko.com/6732/When-seagulls-attack
After that video, Rooster's balls are fully retracted and he has retreated under his blankie to suck his thumb.
Vasectomy in 1973.....been shooting blanks ever since.
I have a neighbor whose 40ish year old son did that stopped in front of the public library as junior high school was getting out. Got probation. Did it again, got to live "up state" for a while. He is out now and living next door with his mum and dad. They must be so proud.
I'll outlive you, fat boy.
You would like Mrs UUoody https://i.imgur.com/m3yJzOp.jpg
What!.....the smaller can fits you better? Take that needle dick!
Giggles
Fred....I'll see your doe and raise you one Buck. https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I
Flies eating bird shit tattoos are very popular in emerging shithole countries....just sayin'.
That's what comes of a steady diet of butt fuckin'.
Three does all between 102 and 115 pounds taken in my backyard so far. This guy has yet to shuffle off his mortal coil. https://i.imgur.com/Qd5RqZx.jpg
Never lose your head over a piece of tail
Just enough.
Jeepers creepers
Like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube.
"OMG!......You are such a fucking loser."
*crearance
....and scooter short ground clearance.....not rucky day.
Where I'm from, the bag goes over the head.
So all you silly catholic sheep have a new pope.....congrats.
Sandwich is for real https://i.imgur.com/f8yLmaI.jpg
The back story: https://newsone.com/3893051/bart-sandwich-video-protest/
There's a man with a gun over there......
Flabby ass today......cottage cheese tomorrow.
Needs more tits and less cowbell.
Brought to you by Richard Gere enterprises
geoduck
The fuck! Tiny country....tiny lawns....tiny driveways. My GMC pickup would would fuck that up for sure.
Flood? I don't see a flood. I see a puddle. Try cleaning the leaves from over the gutter drain.
Clever....you bastard!
The day before
Looks about right to me....everything normal......nothing to see here.
They got him on a 651.......public pooping
.....no it's because you're an asshole
.....and you were wondering why I never "like" your comments
The pot and the kettle comes to mind
Been there....done that. https://muchozucko.com/5088/For-All-You-Fudge-Fans
Back story:.......There the angel of the Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. .....if you can be stupid enough to believe that shit.
Any port in a storm
She wasn't drunk.....this is her sex avoidance act.
Quickly Robin!.....To the bat cave!
Same guy....different hook. https://muchozucko.com/7074/How-to-bait-up-when-trolling-for-cock-suckers
He had to look up "ovulate" but had trouble with "menstruation".
My takeaway........ I wonder if she has a hard time cleaning cum off of those braces.
Now you're getting into the spirit of the thing.....well done.
So does a concussion......in football he would have taken a trip to the medical office and sidelined for at least seven to 10 days.
Her baby gonna starve!
+1 team pus
Yeah....solid and with corn chunks.
* wife's band members.....she and her lesbian friend are playing now while I'm trying to watch football.
I'd settle for their spending a night in jail.
True story: We bought an old farm house in Jackson New Hampshire, in which a young boy had blown his head off about ten years earlier. One bedroom had new drywall ceiling, and wall behind the bed. That room always had a creepy things happening and even guests who didn't know the history couldn't get a restful sleep. I often heard doors down stair opening and closing at night.
.....and his wife, Nilfisk!
Food for thought department.......nearly every hand you ever shook, has had a penis in it. Nearly every mouth you have kissed has also contained a penis. Life is just a DrPiggles paradise.
Major Tom to ground control,
There's a roo floating around,
In a most peculiar way.
He was lucky....he could have wound up dead.
Skip upper body day at your own peril.
That's what happens when you call a driver a lying four-flushing sack of shit, over in the parking lot.
Colombian rope made from cocoa leaves. Won't break your fall but the fall won't hurt.
But I just wrote it