Supper
Wife's away.......doing what makes sense
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Hey, I reduced it just for you. :) here is the omg versionhttps://i.imgur.com/FQ8uybN.jpg
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Thanks...you are the best. There will be something special in you christmas bone-ass envelope this year. ;0
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Ah!....But that just means that I, and others of my height, can see your untrimmed nose hairs....how gross!
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
If?....If?.....I have it on good, no excellent, authority that Carter's Bird is in fact the gay lover of a guy from Dorset named Carter, hence the "bird" title. I'm sure I can see his nose hairs from here.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
It gets worse if you consider that the Purbeck District is part of Dorset. Actually they misspelled it, as it should have been the Pubic District. Their only saving grace lies in the fact that they had already printed up district letter heads with the incorrect spelling, thus saving them from becoming a laughing stock. Full stop.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Apparently I have no similar affliction. That fifth was full a short time ago and is now a bit lighter.
TR
So much fireball was stolen and consumed on the job at the liquor distribution warehouse that there was a big meeting about it. They searched for the empties everywhere (200ml size) and gathered up several cases. The fireball bandit was never caught. Really, it was more than one guy....
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Fireball.....when you want to get down and nasty....and don't have any obligations until tomorrow afternoon.
FredGspotSanford
It doesn't really get much better than thishttps://youtu.be/hNS77qmCwwI than
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Thanks for informing all these young whippersnappers who Foster Brooks is.