UUoody’s Comments
@ JS....ay-yuh Btw, I have fished for lobsters, albeit as a stern man.....a bottom feeder job, only out done by a lumper at a fish wharf.
https://youtu.be/FZDpx1aLovc
@fred.... yeah, you and my arthritic knuckled proctologist....not to mention my wife with the fat forearms. ;)
Make that a stopped clock.....a working clock is never right.
Some mutants are worth pursuing.
https://i.imgur.com/v4aBzCZ.jpg
Others not so much
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When I was single I made good money but never had any nor did I know where it went. Being married, I still don't have any but know exactly where it went.
Gotta love that dumb-blond southern accent. "Stars and Bars" is alive and well. Fred knows who I mean.
The only sex education provided by my dad was that I could save a lot of money if I avoided marriage and used hookers.....that and if I masdturbated I would go blind. I should have listened on both counts. I've been married twice, have no money and wear glasses.
I liked the clown-van filled with women wearing six-man tents.
That was forgotten only with many dollars worth of therapy.
Shit!....It's the damn dyslexia. user:UUoody adds to bucket list
I've had a hand job, a blow job and even a side job....But I be done had everything if I get a Q-Tip job. me/ adds to bucket list
Yeah......I guess you know me well enough to make that determination.
Actually it's the aspergers.
Not shown is him turning around and getting his head severed by another car. The take away: Never lose your head over a piece of tail.
He is just a big Beaver Cleaver fan....looking for a beaver to cleave.
He tries to rob a bank and gets laughed at....that kid is headed for an appointment with a bell tower and an assault type rifle.
At least the shark isn't a complete fucking moron.
Freight train, freight train, run so fast
Freight train knocks him on his ass
Tits....they're not just for breakfast anymore.
They say, he who would pun would pick a pocket....or pick a peck of pickled peppers.
Helpful hint: Remove beer from the cooler first.
Well get crackin', my young friend. We ca't have the wheels fallin' off the waggon. ;)