DarkEmperorMSOG
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Page 2I would never trust some convenience store worker with a lottery ticket. If it came up as a million dollar winner they would just lie and pocket it or run out the door with it.
on just a nigga's luck
Guess these are are like super common now? Seems weird to me that so many dudes own a sex toy.
on Belladonna Pocket Pussy
That guy deserves a raise. Also: where the hell do you find this shit?
on Noobs signing up for MZ
@Barret a decent chance most of us have seen or passed by or encountered a pig slave and not realized it. Who knows, when you're 55 and burnt out it might be your destiny.
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
@Bono why? Are the truthers gonna rise up and kick down the doors of the capitol? You armchair detectives aren't going to do shit.
on Fun dildo surprise
@Oster her name is Jodie. I'll see if I can snap a sneaky pic to share... but without a sign you fags will say fake. Whatever
on Actual footage
I brought a joint and special fudge this Thanksgiving. It made me fairly popular.
on I had a good Turkey Day
His bomb wasn't real? Was he trying to play a funny prank?
on London bridge suicide bomber II - Revenge of the pigs
Gotta admire his energy level. Is this a legit meltdown? Wtf is the actual backstory?
on Onision
Can we all acknowledge how fucking silly this whole "Pope" thing is with these fancy outfits? The whole thing is ridiculous.
on The Pope Finally Visits Thailand
Definitely the same guy
on The Pope Finally Visits Thailand
Pretty fucked up tho... growing an animal in captivity to harvest it as food. These are sentient creatures. Either figure out lab grown meat or make the impossible burger stuff actually impossible to …
on Me
Those pat pies are stilted
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those pot pies are soiled
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those poor pies are solid
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those pot pies are salad. The trick with food like this is adding your own spices and sauces to bring it up a notch. Salt pepper and hot sauce would work well here. Happy Thanksgiving faggots.
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought 3 pumpkin pies for the Thanksgiving feast that I am attending tomorrow... then realized that was overkill and kept 1 for myself. Already had some and they added a nice pinch of salt.. it's pr…
on Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with fat chicks man they feel like they gotta earn it more and work that dick good. My 1 current booty call is chubbz and I like it.
on Actual footage
Only way Dems win in 2020 as of writing this is digging up a serious Trump scandal. Strong economy will probably get Trump the win if Dems don't figure out something quick.
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
Cunty the drunk clown performing her act
on Cool Aunt Shows Us How To Skate
That faggot grabbed for the dick so it could spray him too. Fucking queer gonna burn in hell when he dies homosexuality is a sin. The lord loves you but if you sleep with another dude you'll spend ete…
on Fun dildo surprise
k
on Actual Footage of MegaFAGGOT
Put him in the grinder.
on Actual Footage of Burntout hating on BILLYMAYSHERE
3 different camera angles = A+. The 3rd angle makes it clear at least a couple people were taken out.
on An off ramp in India
This thread is definitely homo erotic
on Giggles Vs. Dark Emperor
Giggles is the retard who kept falling down.
on Giggles Vs. Dark Emperor
@megaFAGGOT always love to slobber all over my balls. Today I restored balanced in the universe and got baked chicken, superfood salad and a veggie green drink from a local deli. Gonna hit the gym in …
on No cavities
@CUNT first sentence false. Second sentence true.
on Fastest interview ever
Don't be a bitch that food was better than what half the world eats. My body seems totally fine with the decisions I made.
on No cavities
@Burntout today my diet consisted of 6 tacos, 3 Jumbo Jack Juniors and 1 five piece mini churros from Jack in the Box then just now 2 cheese quesadillas and 2 Cinnamon Twists from Taco Bell. Are you p…
on No cavities
Yawn Also: first.
on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody
Wow she's pretty trusting. Also decent ass, worth a fuck
on Found this whilst taking my morning constitution
You see people like this at the grocery store but think they're normal and don't realize they're a basement dwelling slave pig who just got done filming anal rape.
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
I'm sure they will grow up perfectly well adjusted and happy and not weirdly stern and distant... :/
on Chinese School In South Africa
The proper response to terrorists killing innocent people is not shooting up a mosque full of innocent people. I read the manifesto. The loser was just angry.. aka emotional. There was no logic behind…
on Norway Anno 2019
All of this chest bumping nationalist bullshit is just a temporary phase. It is a reaction of fear from people who dont like the idea of the world changing. The idea that you could keep all countries …
on Posh cunt joke
It's up there.
on Cop VS. Thugs (Final Fantasy 7 Style)
Lol
on Cop VS. Thugs (Final Fantasy 7 Style)
I just wonder if he was still conscious or alive after... it looked like he moved against the wall at first. What an idiot. He looked so young.
on Guns are always lots of fun
@Oster false.
on Fastest interview ever
Nuke these rats
on Muslim Birthday Party
Good I just wanna get her pregnant don't wanna raise some little shit stain. Scramble its brains for all I care.
on Fastest interview ever
But those driving conditions look so safe! /endsarcasm
on Daily Haji Accident
Pink backpack means gender neutral? Maybe he's just trying to raise breast cancer awareness.
on Gender Neutral Antifa Faggot Blocks Truck
Not a big MSNBC guy but enjoy some HuffPo. You guys must be Drudge Report and Infowars regulars.
on Guns are always lots of fun
good
on BILLYMAYSHERE Is A Lazy Faggot (Also Indians)
Was it stolen or did a cop lose control?
on Police induced price reduction
That was pretty badass actually
on Blood Sacrifice to the God Barret
I would still impregnate her
on Fastest interview ever
UNPIN THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
What the cuck is with white boys and Trump he is like their 2nd coming of Christ. It's just the macho nonsense and a not so subtle racism toward former president Obama. Unfortunately the Democratic fi…
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Reparations.
on Black Friday
Fuck that. This is why I don't go to gun ranges. That's where mass shooters and terrorists warm up and they're right next to you. Cross your fingers they don't go nuts at the range.
on Guns are always lots of fun
I'm so fucking sick of seeing this freak's disgusting asshole every time I open this website.
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Hi hope you're having a lovely Tuesday. Could you unpin this fucking post please? Thanks for your help here.
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
You misspelled Emperor I don't like that. The way you spelled it really bothers me.
on UUDOODY got hiz jazzy back from the paint shop.
Nah I'm just gonna help orchestrate a permanent left-wing takeover of the USA over the next 30 years. Republicans will become villains of society... outcasts.
on Norway Anno 2019
Cool just gotta let all the kids out of the hidden dungeons scattered throughout the island first.
on Norway Anno 2019
Your "k" is only partially effective. It is best used as an original comment on someone's submission and not as a reply to someone else's comment. For this your "k" lost roughly 50% effectiveness.
on POS shows the big guy where the off ramp is
The fuck you guys got going on over there on the other side of the pond? You doing Brexit or not? Figure it out we are tired of hearing about it in the news.
on Posh cunt joke
Dumb
on UUDOODY got hiz jazzy back from the paint shop.
You guys can come to my survival island if you're extra nice to me
on Norway Anno 2019
I plan on getting rich and buying an island in the middle of the ocean.
on Norway Anno 2019
Awful. You have earned my down vote. Embarrassing that you even took the time to submit this. If I were you I would be so overcome with shame that sleeping would be difficult for the next few nights. …
on .
Globalization is inevitable. Humans will keep breeding and migrating. Technology will keep improving. You can't keep all cultures totally separate on a planet with a finite amount of space forever. Th…
on Norway Anno 2019
Lol that cute little car who witnessed the whole thing is too scared to move... probably a lady in there screaming. That roll off the bridge couldn't have felt good.
on POS shows the big guy where the off ramp is
"The stupider a dog is the more it loves you." I feel the same way about humans. The smarter someone is the more likely they are to do weird shit or have ulterior motives/agendas. That's why I usually…
on La cucaracha
@Mick420 you're a conspiracytard and a Ford hater? Talk about shit tastes. What are you some Dodge Ram fag?
on lol Elks
Unpin that fucking post right now you sick bastard
on Puffer Fish vs. Carrot
Could you fucking unpin this you filthy cocksuckers? I hate the thumbnail so much it makes me not wanna cum on this website and I love cumming on this website.
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Don't trust geriatric Popeye with the steering wheel
on Fatmo and UUoody Road Trip
Where are the swinging dicks or fountains of shit? It can't just be a cute duck can it? I'll keep clicking play on it until something gross happens.
on Cute Duckling Watches Mucho
Damn that is a big boy with some badass antlers. He's apparently looking to use em
on lol Elks
k
on Puffer Fish vs. Carrot
He's like "am I trippin bro?"
on Deer Fuck Surprise
Probably only one or two minor injuries unfortunately. Was hoping someone would get their skull crushed.
on Indian Bus Ride
Ripe for breeding. Also: first.
on 12 Months
UNPIN THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Well since I am a red blooded American who enjoys adult women with phat asses. What accusations about you? You've made it clear you like trannies.
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
Smoked 2 more bowls after that comment. 6 bowls of a very nice Purple Hindu Kush definitely enough to get toasty.
on No cavities
1 large curly fry, 3 beers and 4 bowls of weed. I'm nice and toasted.
on No cavities
4 Jumbo Jack Juniors have ceased to exist. I have an overwhelming sense of accomplishment.
on No cavities
Proud to say I downed 3 of 4 Jumbo Jack Juniors and the 4th one should be very afraid. Mommy and daddy would be so proud of me seeing me wasted eating Jack in the Box kekekeke I feel so fulfilled
on No cavities
Jack in the Box is placed very conveniently on my way home from work. Right now convenience + low price > health. There should be more healthy drive thru options.
on No cavities
@Burnout @Oster got a large curly fry and 4 Jumbo Jack Juniors for dinner tonight. 4 was ambitious... ate 2 and almost full already. Thanks for your attention.
on No cavities
UNPIN THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
on Question! What is he gonna put in?
I want extended cut
on Asian parking
Haha stupid fish
on Always Coca Cola
Cool to watch tho
on Trip through Oster's mom's chasm
Stupid fucking car shouldn't have been parked right in his path
on Fred going to get some of what Oster's mom is giving away.
At least the dogs are okay
on La cucaracha
Who?
on Trashy bird
Hahaha
on GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS
It annoys the fuck out of me how hipster parents try so hard with these stupid ass names.
on When Fred Tries To Sneak A Ladyboy Joke Past Me
Drunk as fuck
on A Late Subway Snack
@Mick420 the problem is you want to believe 9/11 was a conspiracy because you enjoy conspiracies. Half the motivation that compels conspiracy theorists to conduct their armchair investigations is ente…
on Nature is Metal
I am everywhere. I am God. Please worship me. Dude here's the craziest thing: if you're smart enough and good enough at manipulation, which I am on both counts, you could legit start a cult. Retar…
on Real Footage Of DarkEdgyEmperor Yawning
Barret's side hustle is recording upskirt videos
on Real Footage Of DarkEdgyEmperor Yawning
Meh
on The Monster Mash
Saw this clip elsewhere. I find it annoying, gross and wish those screaming retards would fall into the same oat grinder that the pigeons went into. People who find farts as really funny are usually p…
on Gender Reveal