La cucaracha
Dumbass tries to get rid of a nest of cockroaches in his backyard and gets more than he bargains for
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ZuckerJamesTKirk
You didn’t link the last time you called a repost, megaIdiot. Go fuck yourself.
ZuckerJamesTKirk
He/it seems obsessed with me being “wrong” about things. The rule is: you call repost, you link it. Even I know that.
ZuckerOster
You talk to dik at all? How is he after zeke burned his house down.Also. Serious note. Cozumels sucks. Where can I GET GOOD BEANER FOOD.
ZuckerJamesTKirk
West side Mexican? Don Patron is good, but dunno if there are any on that side.
ZuckerOster
I work in the far west side. Uppity wasps. Havent seen shit. Lakewood is fucking lame imo.
ZuckerJamesTKirk
I can only recommend near west-side. Check out Phnom Penh http://www.ohiorestaurant.com/ I didn’t know they had two locations now. I knew them before they moved to near the west-end market. The old place was so good but in a shit hole ghetto location on Lorain and W 120th.
ZuckerOster
When are you in town and free again. Wanna get lunch? I would like to pick your brain on this issue im having.
Zuckerbamford
yeah, that's pretty fucking bizarre. the human Z factory has an equally boring friend.
ZuckerJamesTKirk
Oster, the week of thanksgiving I’m supposedly off, but I now have to fix an architecture for HP. So Houston it is. I hate Houston.
ZuckerOster
I hate chicago. Ive never been to houston, but if its anything like dallas I understand.
BannedBurntout
That turkey f***** is a dumb***. You couldn't string together more than three sentences.
BannedBurntout
Also, it's obvious these two BFFs have been emailing or calling each and are now trolling
BannedBurntout
Touche.Maybe at this rate I'll be able to give giggles a run for his money. Nah, impossible.
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VetFredGspotSanford
Had a beagle only stupider dog we had was a Basset hound. The stupider a dog is the more it loves you. Basset was a love bug to the max.
NoobDarkEmperorMSOG
"The stupider a dog is the more it loves you." I feel the same way about humans. The smarter someone is the more likely they are to do weird shit or have ulterior motives/agendas. That's why I usually date retards.
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ZuckerDrGiggles
I don't know anything about Path of Exile , but I would just like to say something
ZuckerOster
Good shit. Still at work. Might go bar hopping tonight so expect so random boringness.
ZuckerDrGiggles
bar/pub same thing. clubs is where it differs as they usually stay open until the early hours and are for youngsters. im usually in bed by midnight
BannedBurntout
Are you gassy from those beans and rice last night? I know being gassy makes people agitated.
ZuckerDrGiggles
there wasn't anything in Barrets comment that was the truth other than 'im walking the streets'
VetBarret
Ended up getting the kebab. Held on to it for 4 hours while chatting to....yes giggles was right, a girl (inb4 ladyboylololol), then i forgot the kebab at the supermarket on my way home.THEN. I went back for the kebab, took the Baht Bus home, and accidentally smashes my face in a metal rod, and my head in the roof, due to the driver being a Thai psychopath.
Average night out...
VetBarret
I'll let you guys in on a little secret.I actually hate Thai people more then Indians.
Don't even have genuine hate for Indians, its more pity and mockery, but do feel genuine hatred for most Thai people.
Probably due to so many of them acting like pieces of shit every day. But that's just a theory.
VetFredGspotSanford
Some of those indian bitches look smoking hot. At least the ones in the stupid movies they make. I want to bang this chick Rachika in Venice Beach back on the day. Solid 9.5 kinda ugly feet, but she had some Haji boyfriend. So I banged her zitty friend Souraya. Pokey hairs everywhere. Quit that shit
VetBarret
There is an Indian dance show club or something and I've always wanted to take a look inside to see what's inside. Pics of belly dancers on a poster outside. Hmm.By the way I feel kind of dizzy, just want everyone to know it was Baht Bus 227 that killed me today If i don't wake up :P
The driver laughed mockingly at the accident he caused so he's probably a zucker hidden somewhere.
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VetBarret
When are you going to share pictures? Sometimes I think about renting a jetskii but then think about what happened to you, considering my bad luck...
VetFredGspotSanford
keep it under 40mph in rough 50 in smooth , I was going 55 or so in rough water jumping boat waves. This old man should stop being hard core jumper. I loved getting air it finally kicked my ass. The ski turned hard right on take off I went left and brittle bone landed on my left side. At 1st I wanted to sell the skis and buy a boat but I like skis better than a boat and probably will go back next summer to my skis.
VetBarret
I've never seen a Thai speedometer that works... But alright I doubt I would go that fast anyway. Just floating in itself is exciting to me.Also, OUCHIES!
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DrGiggles
sorry let me correct that for the stupid ones... Faggots. gays/homos/people without fucked up feet/toes.
ZuckerDrGiggles
no that one applys to females. I once dated a women until I saw her wearing flipflops one day and she had the most horrid toenails... ewww