Fastest interview ever

She has the skills to pay the bills

Points: 22

by CUNT

Submitted on Nov 21, 2019

Cute

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  No, that toe is too long!

  
  

  #37458
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I would still impregnate her

  
  

  #76352
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  she would still abort it

  
  

  #76367
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  He couldn't find the right hold, her anatomy is too mature

  
  

  #76368
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  +hole even

  
  

  #76369
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Heheh!

  
  

  #76374
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Good I just wanna get her pregnant don't wanna raise some little shit stain. Scramble its brains for all I care.

  
  

  #76444
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ...somebody repin the asshole post

  
  

  #76445
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Dark has never fucked a woman.

  
  

  #76447
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  @Oster false.

  
  

  #76462
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  Yep dark impala used to work in a mortuary. He had plenty of tail

  
  

  #76629
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  @CUNT first sentence false. Second sentence true.

  
  

  #76636
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  its probably just answering the phone in a taxi rank , in which case its a pointless qualification

  
  

  #37459
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Still stuck on Mako.

  
  

  #76436
  

  Vet

  Bono

  THAT CAB DRIVING FUCK

  
  

  #76437
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXJ3hcbEXbU

  
  

  #37460
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Slut or whore? I'm going with whore, cuz she's getting paid.

  
  

  #37468
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  If doing it for free makes a so it then your momma....

  
  

  #76317
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *slut

  
  

  #76318
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Fuck this kindle again... Its being a complete fuck since it reset itself the other day.

  
  

  #76319
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Stfu walrus face.

  
  

  #76320
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I would just like to say a big 'Fuck you' to technology. I don't want shit that tells me when it's updating or that I can't play games as its lost internet connection. I'm beginning to think THAT when technology invents a near perfect sexbot it sill in fact be as much of a psychobitch as the real thing....

  
  

  #76321
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Why would you fuck plastic?

  
  

  #76322
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Errrm... because the real thing is psychologically unstable.

  
  

  #76323
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Mayne the bats you widdle.

  
  

  #76324
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Maybe *

  
  

  #76325
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Your whole sentence makes little sense you fuctard

  
  

  #76327
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Fucktuard*

  
  

  #76329
  

  Vet

  Barret

  HAHAHA!

  
  

  #76332
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Fuacking Fuacktuard....

  
  

  #76333
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Theres my one joke of the month.

  
  

  #76335
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Oster could get a job too if he showed his gash

  
  

  #37469
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  What are you hiring him to do?

  
  

  #76328
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I already have a job that pay way more than this could.

  I showed my gash.

  
  

  #76330
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  and got a raise

  
  

  #76337
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I did. Not much money but im at the 50k a year threshold.

  
  

  #76341
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Web whores make more than 50k

  
  

  #76343
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Did you subscribe?

  
  

  #76347
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  He probably jacks off to Epic Meal Time

  
  

  #76348
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Does meggafaggot?

  
  

  #76349
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  10 years from now when she's sucked her way to the top of the company with no worthwhile skills or personality, she can make a bunch of metoo tweets about how the men in the company took advantage of her.

  
  

  #37482
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  All the while claiming she made it on her own merit.

  
  

  #76381
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  It's legit of the job she's applying for is fly catcher

  
  

  #37493