Cigarmann
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Page 2Worse thqn getting tangled in your sailboat rigging
on The big "oh shit".
Was this instead of a last meal......
on Taylor Made
Wtf!
on Made me smile 8(
Ironically, his doctors name is Lo Hung Fun......
on You got ripped off fella
Yup im alive, fake news has me dead.
on Team Nigger +1
Was a nice op for anal......
on Grandma got run over by a Honda........
Dripping from his asshole.......
on Cuddle cat
Good. Busy! You?
on Brandy, you're a fine girl ........What a good wife you would be
Any port in a storm......
on Brandy, you're a fine girl ........What a good wife you would be
Meh, let them kill each other......
on Team Nigger +1
Is she younger than 16?
on You Know You Want This Pussy
Who's got the down syndrome, the chicken or the fuckwad reflected in the mirror......
on Colonel Sanders is Gonna Get Ya
Burt Reynolds liked those puffy tug toys......
on Good Bye Doris Day
Kids gay, gets sick at the sight of pussy.......
on Disney Animal Kingdom
I will not stop and smell these roses......
on I call this piece, The Rose Garden
.......will never eat soft serve icecream again......
on You are what you eat
Needs more cow bell......
on Severum and Freeeggs......take note of the technique.
Unemployed wrestlers are a sad sight.....
on Batman lets Superman handle this one
Newtonian physics don't apply here.......
on Push harder you stupid bastard!
I want to see the quality control department....
on Toy Factory Tour
Those are some bad habits.....
on Nuns cutting loose
Shoot no encore......
on The Electric Slide
Well this could be any one of us......
on He tells people he's model
...wtf...
on The happy ending to what otherwise could have been a tragic gardening accident.
Bono remembers this pain all too well.....
on Ooowutch
So that's how kimchee is made.....
on The happy ending to what otherwise could have been a tragic gardening accident.
She should have had a V8......
on The happy ending to what otherwise could have been a tragic gardening accident.
The dog would be hilarious with a bong..ll
on Dog water
What up bro, still collecting spiders and snakes?
on The capture of an overly friendly Beluga whale has triggered new speculations about a sea mammal special operations program that the Russian navy is believed to have pursued for years.
Not sure, have to roll them in flour for my dinghy to find their blow holes....
on The capture of an overly friendly Beluga whale has triggered new speculations about a sea mammal special operations program that the Russian navy is believed to have pursued for years.
Meh, my cock is starting to get leathery......
on A message from your optician
Game of Thrones in the Hood star?
on Midgets
I lurk around from time to time, been masturbating a lot.....
on The capture of an overly friendly Beluga whale has triggered new speculations about a sea mammal special operations program that the Russian navy is believed to have pursued for years.
That made no sense......
on Rooster's dream girl
Heat seeking missile.....
on Honey?......I'm home!
Only marine mammals the Sea Shepherd org does not want to save.......
on The capture of an overly friendly Beluga whale has triggered new speculations about a sea mammal special operations program that the Russian navy is believed to have pursued for years.
The possum looks like the black guy.....
on Porch Theft
I need to take a couple anvil, these jokes are giving me a headache......
on Can you hear me now?
Fappy fap fap fappy fap.....
on A different way to do it
Hmmmmm.....so thats where buffalo wings come from....
on Bullshit or Chickenshit?
Gross.....brown nipples......
on You Like?
Was up your way about a month ago. Hope all is well you you
on The Most Generic of Subs
Michelle Obama is getting uppity......
on Dont touch my shit
Route 1?
on The Most Generic of Subs
Now i want to roast a jew.....
on Fritz - Thüringer Klöße
Nothing hateful about this guy, he is preaching gospel!
on Hateful Cunt says Nigger
good work coach, got to keep therapists employed......
on Coach of the Year
Hmmmm...no mention of gaff credits and end.....
on horse play
I hope the tat is a black eye.......
on New Tat
I think he has formaldehyde for blood.....
on How People Die
Ive heard of flaming shots but a flaming bj?
on Hot Head
....and i thought they were filled with silicone......
on Octopus Egg
as if that fire wasn't already blazing enough......
on Don't Believe Just Watch
hmmmmm.....Milwaukee saw, good quality, good choice.
on For the animals
Having problems with the fed trade commission.....I'll email you.
on Glory Be.....
This reminded me of the movie Blair Witch Project......I'm so scared.......
on DIY ......just like Bono
wow, she has one realistic strap-on.......
on Nice Bubble Butt
I miss my frat house days or daze.........
on Successful Taco Tuesday
title is a bit catchier than drain the swamp.....oh well......
on Drain That Zit
now put the turtle on your nipples.......
on Lip Nip Turtle
She makes the term whore seem like a compliment......
on J.Lo goes full retard
They used to do something like this on Nickelodeon......
on Glory Be.....
Them nigs loves the round ball......
on He's playing the wrong sport
Salude!
on Gone Fishing
If she had done a brazilian wax, the kids could have experienced what the saragasso sea is like....
on Bikini Babe Hygiene
I see what you did there.......
on Gone Fishing
Gayest cock fight ever!
on Ahh.. hold on to your thoughts.
Her nick name is the human trampoline......
on My Kinda Girl
I remember bombing gook villages in Berlin.....your welcome!
on Memorial Day
Its always a pug....the anal sluts of the dog world......
on When a Man Loves a Woman
I could have done that job......i kill ticks with my triple flame cigar lighter in the same manner, always puts a smile on my face......
on Caught by a flamethrower
My party hat needs to be bigger, plus i like tassels......
on Happy Birthday Cigarmann
Been busy as fuck, plus the feds are giving me a hard time, trade regs bs.
on Car Surfing Kitty
Thrill seeking cats is never a good thing.......
on Car Surfing Kitty
Poor mans astronaut training.....
on Early UUoody remastered
Poor mans astronaut training.....
on Early UUoody remastered
Off to the toothpick factory.......
on Giggles Riding the Pole
She makes black hair and red lipstick work......
on ass toys
there's something wrong with anyone who has sex with it.......
on There's something very wrong with this girl.
3 way....only person to get fucked was the cyclist......
on 3 way action
Not too different from how I look when trying to get laid......
on Ninja Turtle
Now film the shit you left in the bridge.......
on Nature Walk
Must smell like an anchovy cannery behind her.........
on cool breeze
I see what you did there......
on Baby Bear
Build the wall.......NOW!
on Beer Cheer
I hope this guy chokes to death on a piece of constipated shit........
on Tom Pearl Eats A Footlong Piece Of Shit
Rooster has the same problem.....dick just winding up in his mouth that is......
on There's no hope for Merica
your tits are much better........
on Make an Ugly Woman Your Wife
Bet she would have been a wild fuck in that state......
on Fucked up girl picks a fight
I think this is you with a black wig.......
on Make an Ugly Woman Your Wife
Hell of an anti rape measure.......
on Watt was she thinking
Wow, I guess I need to pay more attention to the drama here!
on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #5
By the FBI! For what? Jesus!
on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #5
And last two husbands......
on Friday any hole's a goal
Actually how about a million less pixels.......
on Friday any hole's a goal
I kind of miss that guy, especially his misanthropic humor......
on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #5
SC is just sad now, auntie is still active, couple new members whom I suspect are old members.......
on Happy birthday fag
He shouldn't slap his sister like that........
on Murica
That was most likely a ladyboy.....
on This pussy
If you dial 911 in India, do you get a call center in the US? Just wondering.......
on I am divided on this