The big "oh shit".
Tangled kite strings
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megaFAGGOT
Not that I'm the manliest man, but if I ever get into a situation like that, I guarantee I'll scream like less of a bitch.
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DarkEmperorMSOG
This is why I don't jump out of airplanes or go to the top of skyscrapers. Gravity demands respect. Protip for increasing your chances of making it to old age: avoid getting too far from the ground, avoid machines and avoid letting humans operate on you.