The capture of an overly friendly Beluga whale has triggered new speculations about a sea mammal special operations program that the Russian navy is believed to have pursued for years.

Russian spies


Submitted on May 3, 2019Funny
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  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    Only marine mammals the Sea Shepherd org does not want to save.......

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Welcome back CM!! You've been missed brother.

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    I lurk around from time to time, been masturbating a lot.....

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    Not sure, have to roll them in flour for my dinghy to find their blow holes....

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Ohhhhh shit!!!! What's up Cigarmann? (TheDunwichWhore here)

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    What up bro, still collecting spiders and snakes?

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    Yup. Still into that.

    Stfu Bono! Let us have a moment, you Mac and Me alien looking bipedal faggot fucker dude.

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I truly hope not. How can someone who loves whales so much be such a Octopussy.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Just shows that without male attention you turn lez

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    At least the spaces between their roles are getting some chlorine exposure.

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