I am divided on this

which side of the tracks are you on

Points: 24

by glandmilker

Submitted on Apr 6, 2018

NSFL

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  Cigarmann

  If you're happy and you know it clap your hands clap clap ......

  
  

  #15280
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I'd ask him if he could wiggle his toes....we want to rule out spine injury.

  
  

  #28187
  

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  Cigarmann

  Need to run a wire to his legs.......

  
  

  #28188
  

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  CartersBird

  Cut in half pun

  
  

  #28190
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  He's going to save a lot of money on pants

  
  

  #28195
  
  
  

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  Cigarmann

  If you dial 911 in India, do you get a call center in the US? Just wondering.......

  
  

  #15285
  

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  fatbastard

  No you get a call center in North Korea

  
  

  #28189
  
  
  

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  DrGiggles

  I bet he feels legless

  
  

  #15287
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you fucks.... you just cant handle a funny joke

  
  

  #33981
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  it was a little on the nose

  
  

  #33984
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I think all the king's horses and all the king's men would have trouble with this one as well

  
  

  #15292
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Almost downvote for pun title.

  
  

  #15309
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Legs to the left of me,

  Torso to the right, here I am,

  Stuck in the middle with choo choo

  
  

  #15315
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  that one was a war crime

  
  

  #28234
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Yeah......but then, what The Hague.

  
  

  #28236
  
  
  

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  Mick420

  plz delete this post, my cock has furious friction burn...i am inspired/convinced/glad to now use a shotgun, cheers..

  
  

  #22849
  
  
  

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  Mick420

  this dumb cunt, wants to end his life, says fck yeah , ill throw meself under a fckn train, because that will kill me and i want to die...well guess what fucknuckle, now you get to experience karma, you selfish cunt..i hope that hurts soooo fckn much ...you almost can glory hole yourself now.., but, you decided to become a kebab..a kebab i wouldnt feed to my dogs...filthy fuckn debri....

  
  

  #22885