Tom Pearl Eats A Footlong Piece Of Shit

om Pearl Chokes Down A Footlong Piece Of Bitter Shit

Points: 17

by tompearl

Submitted on Apr 7, 2018

Freak Porn

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  makodragon

  First.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ... to join Tom for dinner at his place

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Giggles got his like.

  Now the scarecrow can get his brain, and MD can get his fat ugly wench who eats ass...

  
  

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  Barret

  Let me be the first.

  To say that you are a great human being Tom Perl.

  
  

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  Barret

  If that is actually you. We don't know.

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  My name is Tom Pearl. I use my real name because I am proud to be a shit eater and a piss drinker.

  
  

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  Barret

  But how do we know its the real Tom Pearl and not someone reposting his work?

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  Good question. You just have to trust me.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Lets see a video with a sign.

  
  

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  Barret

  Truly need a wine glass to appreciate the full flavor of human piss.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  I am guessing a golden goblet of piss tastes pretty good after a turd feast

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  If it wasn't for that rancid piss, I don't think I could have eaten all that shit because it was really bitter. I didn't take a shit for a really long time hoping I would have a plate full of delicious shit. It wasn't delicious this time.

  
  

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  Barret

  Do you find your diet affects the flavor? What kind of food seems to work best?

  I once saw an interview of a German porn actress saying that she preferred to eat male shit, because they have meatier and spicier diets, causing the shit to taste better then women and their light salad diets.

  Men....Even our turds are superior.

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  Yes, my diet impacts the flavor my shit. I learned last night at 4:00 am ET when I made the video, the amount of time I hold the shit in my ass affects the flavor.

  
  

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  Barret

  Hm, yeah i suppose that would make it more rancid.

  
  

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  makodragon

  "It wasn't delicious this time."

  At no time have you ever convincingly shown that you're enjoying eating shit. It's always gagging and retching. Next time, I wanna see you say "Mmmm this is some delicious shit" and have a convincing expression.

  You can't though.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  do a smile with shit in your teeth where it looks like you've just been eating oreos.

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  Consider it done!

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  and now the attention whoring begins,,,, fuck this moronic place

  
  

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  Barret

  no u

  
  

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  Barret

  I thought you were leaving...

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im waiting to see more shit-sucking from you lot

  
  

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  makodragon

  user: Bono uses double straws for the shitsucking feast

  
  

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  Bono

  user:makodragon draws it

  
  

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  Barret

  Id take one Tom Pearl over 10 Dr.Giggles any day.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Holy shit. The legend returns!

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I guess this faggot doesn't get enough attention on the other sites he visits

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  so yeah... well done

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  https://youtu.be/ELDh8VRRru8

  
  

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  Bono

  I love this man... Tom you legend, if you ever read this and feel like it, we would love a video with a sign or shoutout.

  
  

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  Noob

  tompearl the Devourer of Worlds

  I am planning to do an exclusive video for Zucko the next time I have real bad diarrhea and it comes out in a big blast. I will say this is an exclusive video for Zucko.

  
  

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  Bono

  THE MAN!

  
  

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  Barret

  I can't wait. Will be one of the highlights of the history of the site.

  Man. That says more about us really.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  That's just wrong.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  But oh so right

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  I hope this guy chokes to death on a piece of constipated shit........

  
  

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  Bono

  RUDE

  
  

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  CartersBird

  It would be really muchoworthy.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it would be worth an upvote

  
  

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  Barret

  I just noticed the part where he said that he let the piss sit for 6-7 hours so it would taste extra rancid. Nice touch.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  +1 team shit

  
  

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  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Shit now has 48 points!

  If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!

  
  

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