Colonel Sanders is Gonna Get Ya

High speed pursuit

Points: 15

by FlashGordon

Submitted on May 17, 2019

Funny

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  Vet

  Cigarmann

  Who's got the down syndrome, the chicken or the fuckwad reflected in the mirror......

  
  

  #31364
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Chicken Run

  
  

  #31365
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  That's a fast clucking chicken

  
  

  #31366
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  I can outrun a bullet train to Bakersfield Ca. OOPSIE.. Can't build it now. Inept Californians.

  
  

  #31368
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Nobody wants to go to Bakersfield anyway

  
  

  #64368
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Buck Owens & Dwight Yokem do.. Especially Buck. He's dead.

  
  

  #64371
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Did Bono die?

  Where's he at?

  R.I.P Bono

  https://youtu.be/I3TCBpUysmQ

  
  

  #31369
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Bono died of fat

  
  

  #64375
  

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  Bono

  I am busy making skrilla... however much I wish I could spend a weekday inceling it up with you, I find it difficult to make time

  
  

  #64379
  

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  Bono

  I see mambojambo has you all kept in check, so I can rest easy

  
  

  #64380
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  You rest while breathing hard

  
  

  #64392
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Thank god its not Amtrak it would derail hitting that bird

  
  

  #31380
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  inferior American railroad

  
  

  #64383
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Have you been on Amtrak, fries?

  
  

  #64389
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  A smooth ride for a hard working anus

  
  

  #64390
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Acelas are good for sore assholes.

  
  

  #64393
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you an expert?

  
  

  #64394
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Come on. I am way more sophisticated than that.

  
  

  #64395
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Doubtful

  
  

  #64490