UUoody’s Comments

Ya gotta like the fruit roll up at the end.

Taking inventory here, I see the following:

Long luscious legs

Sexy dress with peek a boo slits up the sides

Lovely long hair

Young perky tits

Music selection indicating some intelegence

So what's not to like?

Give 'em hell Fred! https://i.imgur.com/UC3pSpi.png

Ayah......that happens a lot here in Maine.....except the poor animal is a moose that is too heavy to carry, and a car goes by on I 95 only about one every five minutes.

https://youtu.be/pPDISgMAyWE

....and "I'll get a restraining order" is a request for some BDSM action....right?

I'm surprised you can remember that night......you were really hammered.

Rules?......I don't need no stinking rules.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders and drink

Well?....broken glass and hot sauce is certainly one way to ward off the butt fuckers....albeit a bit extreme.

OK.....make that two trannies and a tranny wannabe

All natural protein lotion.....lots of it.

Have no fear.....BMH is just a flaming heterosexual.

A good way to break a wing....an express trip to being someone else's lunch.

....and I dislike when I burn my lip on hot pizza cheese. On the up side, that must smell like burgers of the grill.

Was it good for you too, dear?

I her defence, she has travel expenses to cover......like the two trucks with flashing lights and the wide load signs.

@MD......so you don't like trannys and you would pass on this fine heterosexual example. Are you the nowhere man? Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to.....

Is that a pre judgment....or do you have personal experience to draw on?

How do YOU spell matasta-size?

Brandy is not my dog....just sayin'.

I did give up the rum......but I still dabble in the brandy.

As a kid, my train set was shitty too.

Karen Blixen was giving us all good advice when she wrote "Out of Africa".

Now that he's footloose, will he automatically become fancy free?

At first I was thinking how unlikely it is to find four women who all have to take a shit at the same time. Then I recalled that every woman I have ever known is full of shit.