Amputation with piano wire

Doesn't seem right, but they're speaking English and I'm not a doctor.

Points: 17

by CartersBird

Submitted on May 6, 2018

NSFL

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  im a doctor but this didn't make me giggle

  
  

  #16568
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  Aren't they supposed to leave a skin flap so they can sew it up?

  
  

  #16569
  

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  CartersBird

  I read that at the source. Don't know why they didn't. This is the tool they used.

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigli_saw

  
  

  #30321
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  And here I thought Gigli was just the worst movie ever made...

  
  

  #30322
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Bono , did they leave a flap when you had your mangina done ?

  
  

  #30324
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  they will be doing beheading next

  
  

  #16573
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Cannot watch this. They are sawing through flesh man. This is my limit.

  
  

  #16589
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  so ... you don't watch any of those fucked up cartel videos you are so fond of subbing

  
  

  #30336
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  gangs being vile to each other is fine but a medical procedure makes you wince like a gayboi ?

  
  

  #30337
  

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  makodragon

  hahaha yeah man. I dunno why. I guess it's because I couldn't care less for the vile scum slowly eradicating themselves in the most horrific ways possible to inflict upon another.

  
  

  #30338
  

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  CartersBird

  >vile scum eradicating itself

  Gang members killing children and police officers.

  
  

  #30339
  

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  CartersBird

  I mean shit, at least this is a surgery. It's helping the guy.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I think that sentence makes sense technically, but goes on for so long without punctuation than it reads awkwardly, like giggles working his way through sense of humour for dummies.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Oh yeah, I forgot about that CB. I guess I need to rethink my rationale here.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Now that he's footloose, will he automatically become fancy free?

  
  

  #16603
  
  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  Well that seemed careless.

  
  

  #16626
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Time is money....especially if you make $1000 per hour.

  
  

  #48859
  
  
  

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  Barret

  And he only went in to fix an ingrown toenail.

  
  

  #24417
  

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  Mick420

  This is the new FIFA rule when playing soccer against England to make it fair for the pommie cunts..

  
  

  #48858