Bono's 24 hour binge
hits his head and dies
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VetBono
Actually true, except in public... if I go #1 I still use a stall. the handicapable stall.
VetBono
why just last night, I went to a Mexican restaurant and my serene solitary piss was interrupted by a box of a human being... 3 inches shorter than me and wide as a fridge. or at least, his shirt was. he looked like a... chad? a bro? a cholo?A brolo.
his piss started around the same time as mine even though he came in after me. I had trouble starting. So he starts grunting a little. Or moaning. So I flush to let him know I'm in there too.
We both piss for about the same amount of time.
I flush again, open my stall and instead of seeing him at the sink washing his hands, he's just standing in the middle of the room, sort of facing the sink, his belt still undone.
VetBono
The moral of the story is, I was way less drunk than the guy in this video, and it saved my life
Vetglandmilker
you were looking at yourself in the mirror, does hitting your head and getting buggered sober you up ?Whenever (if ever)you do sober up fix it so I can post a jpg
Vetmakodragon
You actually sit to piss? What the fuck is that about man? I don't know you man.
VetBono
At home? Almost always.- Comfortable
- Don't have to think, don't have to aim
- Less noise
Vetmakodragon
THat's probably the gayest and most feminine thing you have ever said on this site, and you already admitted to sitting down to piss.
Vetmakodragon
but lets just pretend that masculinity and things that are masculine don't exist or have any relevance anymore.
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
MD you have to sit to shit, but you always piss with your shit.m.. thus you have sat down to piss
Vetmakodragon
not out of choice. Less noise indeed.My piss should wake up the fucking rats in the sewers.
VetBono
I mean obviously I'm not going to sit down to piss EVERY TIME... the sink is such a viable option
Vetmakodragon
Bumford is a long way off getting me to touch my dick for him, for any reason, and definitely not for a straight up lets see who's dick is bigger contest.
Vetmakodragon
Only a bitch needs an excuse to post their dick. I've already done it. No need to do it again.
Vetmakodragon
I'm sure my dick was one of the things on Bono's beautiful mind when he conceived of zucko. Both things co-incided.
VetFredGspotSanford
I had a beagle that could lift his leg piss and shit simultaneously.He was quite talented
Vetmakodragon
My ex called it average. You ever been told you have an average sized cock by a woman? Do you know what that implies? She has a large number of cocks to compare by. And also, she's obviously had much bigger cocks stuffed up her minge. So she was basically calling herself a slag by implication. That's when I started to stop giving a shit about pleasing her, and pleased myself instead.
VetmegaFAGGOT
well, unless you count size queens, most girls prefer a dick that is around average size
Vetmakodragon
I'm happy with the hand I was dealt. I'm glad I wasn't born a stupid whore woman, that's for sure.
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Vetglandmilker
I think one more hangover would kill me, I would wake up like the two face fellow needing a bandaid
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