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UUoody
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Older than dirt....but not dead yet.
Member since August 14, 2017
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on https://muchozucko.com › Fathers-l... Web results Father's lover from a psychiatric hospital #3
BBC, BBC, Black cock all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride, On a horse-size gourmet gay.
on https://muchozucko.com › Fathers-l... Web results Father's lover from a psychiatric hospital #3
* me, that is
on Happy turkey day
78 as of last september
on Happy turkey day
Me thinks you all are trying to read too much into it. I'm was just trying to wish everyone a nice thanksgiving, and used a picture of a turkey making an escape rather than using some schmaltzy Norma…
on Happy turkey day
That's what comes from putting them up your ass.
on Happy turkey day
We? Have you got a mouse in your pocket? Gets a free vet ride and then averages 10 subs per year, for two years.
on Onision
Apparently butt-chugging sunlight is a thing now. https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/butthole-sunning-for-wellness [Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/eUcqNsZ.jpg)
on My missus sunbathing
On the up side, at least the railing didn't break. So I guess that some things in India work.
on An off ramp in India
She's the exception to the "equal pay for equal work" argument. You could do that job, Fred.....but
on Nope
https://youtu.be/4g1zqNfl5gY
on An off ramp in India
Sorry about the white plastic bag stuck to the inside of the left front fender.
on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody
Thanks, Tig. We really don't get old. The mind is pretty much the same and the view through the two face holes is unchanged with time. What does change is that the packaging goes all to hell in a h…
on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody
Amen, brother.............. https://i.imgur.com/E7tOipZ.png
on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody
He does have his supporters https://i.imgur.com/zHHgf0k.jpg
on Nope
Get a grip, fries. You are one. DOUCHE......INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "that guy is such a douche"
on Spot the douche
My scout leader used to cuff me upside the head.....but a bit different than that. Same pants thing, though.
on Found this whilst taking my morning constitution
Seismometers at MIT went off scale....and the civil defence automatic panty police system activated. Several Mucho faggots in attendance declared how disappointed they were that there were no tits on…
on Cool Aunt Shows Us How To Skate
Aren't we all!
on Now for something more upscale
But she's a good cook and she said yes.
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
That's not a truck where I come from.....those are mom mobiles.
on Gender Neutral Antifa Faggot Blocks Truck
Try the other hand
on Take a retread to lunch day
I have to like anybody that fucked up
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
That was eager anticipation calling
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
I nominate this for worst post ever. Enjoy.
on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo
How did you know that guy's name is Art?
on Foreskin frolics
It's legit of the job she's applying for is fly catcher
on Fastest interview ever
Oops.....someone burned the roast beef
on Hungry ...?
.....and she wants a strong buff man, with hard abs, etc.
on R.I.P. M.D.
Apparently human blood is exceedingly high in calories.
on Lady Barret
Negative downer shit is about the best we can expect from the free-ride Vet.
on Foreskin frolics
Does it hurt being such a homophobe?
on Foreskin frolics
https://youtu.be/_TtaSwqQAyI
on BILLYMAYSHERE Is A Lazy Faggot (Also Indians)
Beans and mud https://youtu.be/ChGxwRq3YcI
on Y'all can submit your own.
So now your goldfish hate you? I know a nut-job lady who is good at interventions. Just sayin'.
on Guns are always lots of fun
I tried one of Burger King's fake meat "Impossible" Whoppers. It tasted just like the regular pos Whopper......but cost a bunch more. I guessed that if you are going to introduce a new thing whose …
on Guns are always lots of fun
Oh boy..... a trucker hat. I'm gettin one of them because I'm havin a Fisher plow put on my new truck, and the feller at the shop promised me a free Fisher hat. I'll be cruisein by your house soon, …
on Super Bowl Beer Ad
Amazing Grab
on Black Friday
This is a seagull https://muchozucko.com/6732/When-seagulls-attack
on It was a shity day
After that video, Rooster's balls are fully retracted and he has retreated under his blankie to suck his thumb.
on Group sex.....homeless style
Vasectomy in 1973.....been shooting blanks ever since.
on Eggciting new game
I have a neighbor whose 40ish year old son did that stopped in front of the public library as junior high school was getting out. Got probation. Did it again, got to live "up state" for a while. H…
on THJ Testing His New Stickshift
I'll outlive you, fat boy.
on UUDOODY got hiz jazzy back from the paint shop.
You would like Mrs UUoody https://i.imgur.com/m3yJzOp.jpg
on The Pringles Fairy
What!.....the smaller can fits you better? Take that needle dick!
on The Pringles Fairy
Giggles
on Weird, Elfin Looking Blow Job
Fred....I'll see your doe and raise you one Buck. https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I
on Deer Fuck Surprise
Flies eating bird shit tattoos are very popular in emerging shithole countries....just sayin'.
on Just Some Flies Eating Bird Shit
https://youtu.be/KZWF8GslcCU
on Fatmo and UUoody Road Trip
That's what comes of a steady diet of butt fuckin'.
on Mrs. UUoody after the drive through visit
Three does all between 102 and 115 pounds taken in my backyard so far. This guy has yet to shuffle off his mortal coil. https://i.imgur.com/Qd5RqZx.jpg
on Deer Fuck Surprise
Never lose your head over a piece of tail
on Deer Fuck Surprise
Just enough.
on La cucaracha
Jeepers creepers
on MRS.UUDOODY gets to drive.
Like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube.
on This video is awesome!
https://youtu.be/Yk71GY02diY
on Cute Duckling Watches Mucho
"OMG!......You are such a fucking loser."
on Mucho Woman
*crearance
on Asian parking
....and scooter short ground clearance.....not rucky day.
on Asian parking
Where I'm from, the bag goes over the head.
on Trashy bird
So all you silly catholic sheep have a new pope.....congrats.
on Gender Reveal
Sandwich is for real https://i.imgur.com/f8yLmaI.jpg
on American Sandwich Police To The Rescue
The back story: https://newsone.com/3893051/bart-sandwich-video-protest/
on American Sandwich Police To The Rescue
There's a man with a gun over there......
on American Sandwich Police To The Rescue
Flabby ass today......cottage cheese tomorrow.
on Kind of hypnotic
Needs more tits and less cowbell.
on Crazy theatrical bitches
Brought to you by Richard Gere enterprises
on Toy car race challenge
geoduck
on Nice bucket of dicks
The fuck! Tiny country....tiny lawns....tiny driveways. My GMC pickup would would fuck that up for sure.
on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Flood? I don't see a flood. I see a puddle. Try cleaning the leaves from over the gutter drain.
on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Clever....you bastard!
on Hot off the press
The day before
on incredibly nimble 85 year old shows that age is just a number
Looks about right to me....everything normal......nothing to see here.
on incredibly nimble 85 year old shows that age is just a number
They got him on a 651.......public pooping
on Man avoids arrest by doing magic shit
.....no it's because you're an asshole
on Such a Smorgasbord
.....and you were wondering why I never "like" your comments
on Such a Smorgasbord
The pot and the kettle comes to mind
on Such a Smorgasbord
Been there....done that. https://muchozucko.com/5088/For-All-You-Fudge-Fans
on milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made
Back story:.......There the angel of the Lord appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. .....if you can be stupid enough to believe that shit.
on Moterway Burn Up?
Any port in a storm
on Have a nice Halloween, mother fuckers.
She wasn't drunk.....this is her sex avoidance act.
on Getting Mrs UUoody into bed is sometimes a challenge
Quickly Robin!.....To the bat cave!
on Boo!
Same guy....different hook. https://muchozucko.com/7074/How-to-bait-up-when-trolling-for-cock-suckers
on Ran out of worms
He had to look up "ovulate" but had trouble with "menstruation".
on Black Rooster
My takeaway........ I wonder if she has a hard time cleaning cum off of those braces.
on Dating tips for Zuckers
Now you're getting into the spirit of the thing.....well done.
on A cougar and her daughter
So does a concussion......in football he would have taken a trip to the medical office and sidelined for at least seven to 10 days.
on Car Vs Bicycle
Her baby gonna starve!
on It does a body good
+1 team pus
on It does a body good
Yeah....solid and with corn chunks.
on Giggles reaction
* wife's band members.....she and her lesbian friend are playing now while I'm trying to watch football.
on Collecting a stool sample
I'd settle for their spending a night in jail.
on Kids, Today, Eh ..?
True story: We bought an old farm house in Jackson New Hampshire, in which a young boy had blown his head off about ten years earlier. One bedroom had new drywall ceiling, and wall behind the bed. …
on Dude makes a mess
.....and his wife, Nilfisk!
on Dyson Advert
Food for thought department.......nearly every hand you ever shook, has had a penis in it. Nearly every mouth you have kissed has also contained a penis. Life is just a DrPiggles paradise.
on Touching Penis
Major Tom to ground control, There's a roo floating around, In a most peculiar way.
on Wassup, Skip? Aarrrrgh!!!
He was lucky....he could have wound up dead.
on Spinning Out At Work
Skip upper body day at your own peril.
on At least he didn't get burnt.
That's what happens when you call a driver a lying four-flushing sack of shit, over in the parking lot.
on Car Vs Bicycle
Colombian rope made from cocoa leaves. Won't break your fall but the fall won't hurt.
on Cool Stunt, Shit Rope