Dating tips for Zuckers

cause they're losers

Points: 10

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Oct 23, 2019

Funny

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  My takeaway........ I wonder if she has a hard time cleaning cum off of those braces.

  
  

  #36537
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  My Pop asked me, if I ever got caught fapping.

  I said"No."

  He says " Ya got a good hiding place then."

  True story.

  
  

  #36540
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *we're

  
  

  #36563
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  She's working with a 12 year old that masturbates too much.....

  
  

  #36570
  

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  Barret

  Just showing him how to masturbate mate.

  
  

  #74295
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Why does she start this video talking about her sex talks with a 12 year old? Also she has crazy eyes. Casually recommending a pocket pussy to a kid is weird.

  
  

  #36572
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Tried most of these, they all sucked. The food stuff looks too retarded to even try.

  
  

  #36574
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you're doing it wrong

  
  

  #74303
  

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  Barret

  Can you come show me? I need your tutelage.

  
  

  #74307
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Now you see I would but then im not going to out myself as being some sad lonely masturbator. I do however recommend the latex glove in a Pringles tube. Just remember to pierce a hole in the tube first...

  
  

  #74310
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  https://i.imgur.com/dIJAhH6.jpg

  
  

  #74312
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  she seems very excitable

  
  

  #36576
  
  
  

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  CUNT

  Far too much prep and effort to have a wank. These days I don't even bother to ask the kids to leave the room before jerking off.

  
  

  #36581
  

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  Bono

  They're old enough to know on their own. Then if they don't, it's the classic Louis CK situation... your life is over, 35 million dollars later and you're a nobody who signs up to smut forums

  
  

  #74373