JordanSimms
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“Always treat everyone with respect. You never know who is secretly a psychopath.” – Alex Wayne, Diagnosis
Member since August 27, 2017
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on Football
Little niggers
on What Else Is Black And Wants To Steal Your Shit?
Mariana Cordoba
on Dont forget
Gay
on UUDOODY probably snuck in one
Here's a pro tool for you Flash https://i.imgur.com/Co4ElsF.jpg
on Serious sword swallowing skills
I made a donation to the human fund in Bono's name.
on Serious sword swallowing skills
Apparently the clerk didn't play fair.
on Try to follow their logic
Greasing that pole
on Pole Dancer
Was hoping to sneak this one by you.
on UUoody out on the town
"Plants
on constipated
I think he ate a shit sandwich in a recent post, and earlier shoved pants in his ass. He looks like Jeff Bezos but poor.
on constipated
Expecting her to shoot out of her ass.
on Skank barmaid pours pint with her arse
"Blair"
on THJ on Wheel of Misfortune
His name is stay.
on Dog Steals Go Pro
Cats just lay there and mock you.
on Dog Steals Go Pro
Butt Butter
on ELASTIC ABYSS
He has one named Mr. Ed.
on ELASTIC ABYSS
Naw my husband hates guns.
on She's packing a big gun
Yea, stick to bicycles
on SUV you later
Wo did it better? https://muchozucko.com/3282/Giant-Nipple-Holes
on Cute Japanese Tit Girl
She tucks.
on She's packing a big gun
Would
on Lactating Dancing Protestor
Double BJ with those
on Cute Japanese Tit Girl
Underboob cheese
on The gravity of her situation has now become apparent.
Corned beef flaps and no tits. Mixed emotions.
on Some cunt rapping
I posted something like this but it wasn't rap and it had cookie monster eyes.
on Some cunt rapping
(rimshot)
on Birds Fucking With Us
Limp like Giggles.
on Dr Piggles on his moped
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
on Fried Chicken; Obviously.
More like BistroBitch
on beauty contest
The humanity
on Lets Paint The Town Red
Thought it looked familiar
on Lube Job
In before Giggles repost https://muchozucko.com/4676/What-A-Fucking-Downer
on Lube Job
...and Barrette pitches a tent.
on Tranny Tuesday territory tussle
* pickle
on How to picked a hotdog
It's the only way to be sure.
on Girls just wanna have fun
Amateur.
on Never had a BBC
https://youtu.be/Q_udqEp_YR4
on Actual Footage of Fred Being Online
so the male kangaroo plays whack-a-mole during copulation. lucky dude.
on Actual Footage of Fred Being Online
Russian abortions.
on Punch it 'till it pukes x3
These people walk among us.
on Pimp My Dong
fake tits look like garbage bags filled with jello, they jiggle and wrinkle. barf.
on Floppy Jollopy
Upvote for making it look like it was being played back from a VHS tape.
on Heartbreaker
Well, better luck next time. Looks like his pants protected his dick.
on Thinks he has found a new wood fired pizza joint.
Giggles the MZ cop.
on Pumping
Rooster would be willing to pay. And give a donation.
on Woman just chilling out in traffic
Guess they skipped arm day.
on The Doors greatest hits.
Those guys in forensics and their sense of humor
on After
She could probably touch her nip behind her back
on Before
* butch bull dykes
on She makes her own gravy
Just watch the LPGA tournaments, they've come along way from the butch bill dyke old man wannabes of the past. Fappable.
on She makes her own gravy
Negress wants to play with kitty She has a wish to be dead Either negros taste quite shitty Or the staff keeps kitty well fed
on Escaped Gorilla
Dude holding a gun in his right hand. Brought a gun to a gunfight
on Not what he expected
Vacuum. Dyson.
on Bloody Loveleh
Lots of juice in that one.
on Pop That Pussy
I'm really into that big girl.
on Tickle Tickle
Ok, a beaner.
on Not what he expected
https://youtu.be/Q7Vontrxbqo
on Man tells joke
As they should.
on Little Tony Montana
https://i.imgur.com/CWCcM6J.jpg
on Mr Bean Is Just Checking Up On You
* r/stuffers
on A day in the life of Freeeggs
Berrette, you're in the market for a r/stuffer
on A day in the life of Freeeggs
That so funny.
on Watching a Giggles/Oster Thread
Rationalizing his perpetual virginity
on Semen Saver
Hides the bruises
on Yea, I broke her
Not young enough for whunu
on Actual footage of Giggles love message to Whunu
2 niglets by her 16th birfday.
on Potty Mouth Rap
Thank god their clothes stayed on
on Fight
CartersBird: Giggle's white knight.
on Tickle Tickle
Too long, waiting for lesbo sex.
on Tickle Tickle
And you were doing so well, two in a row.
on Tickle Tickle
Blood sugar is monitored more closely than ever in surgery recovery. Regulating the blood sugar actually lowers complications and heals recovery. No source other than my recovery from surgery and the…
on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips
Fuck. I just realized that sounded like a Giggles reply.
on Shhhlooorp!
It was posted without sound. That's why I added the text sound effect.
on Shhhlooorp!
Thanks for the warning label. I watched from a safe room.
on The Brides Arrival
Oh, and please no more dead tooth whore stories. I sat next to a couple at a bar Saturday night and the dude definitely had a dead tooth or something. Nowhere else to sit so we had to leave. Another …
on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips
Betadine is the brown shit they swabs on you right before they go in with the scalpel for surgery. It will kill anything it touches. I'd say if you have no redness or swelling you are getting callous…
on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips
No.
on Kiss My Ass
F to M hormone replacement therapy
on Early for Halloween
You just wanted to share your latest hemorrhoid blowout.
on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain
One way to get put on haldol rather than getting kicked out like he wants.
on UUoody Requires Servicing
That phone is now pickled.
on Handy phone pouch
We're all waiting on pins and needles to celebrate Giggle's 10,000.
on Pussies like warm milk
Besides, I'm sure he prefers a warm seat as it probably reminds him of sitting on whunu's lap.
on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain
*bullshit.
on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain
Bullshot, your boyfriend refused to use lube.
on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain
You definitely wouldnt know
on My kind of punctuation
Saggy tits
on Dumbbell gets dumbbells
those are girls?
on Annoying British porn
Little fucker probably cried the whole fucking time. Discipline your kids millenials I'm trying to fucking eat over here in peace.
on veal
Way to go Jordan
on Whore
Iron Meowdwn is now my new favorite https://youtu.be/oQnForWPm78
on Iron Meowden
Ladyboys have tits. You need to post vaginas to balance out the dicks.
on Boobs!
The shit is taking him
on Have you ever had...
She looks like an extra in an 80's barbarian movie
on When Fred finds her Gspot
Well, you're on the right site cruising for faggots
on Cheeky chink checked out
Tool shiner
on Barret's Smelly Takeaway Makes Good Toilet
Tunt mugger
on Barret's Smelly Takeaway Makes Good Toilet
Tard sucker
on Barret's Smelly Takeaway Makes Good Toilet
Taint licker
on Barret's Smelly Takeaway Makes Good Toilet