Serious sword swallowing skills
Looks like this skank could suck a bowling ball through a hose
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VetCUNT
That was a Giggles-esque observation for which I humbly apologise. As compensation I've arranged for Giggles to be slapped
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VetBarret
Maybe we could start a kind of fund account where Giggles gets muted for 1 day for every 5 bucks someone puts in. Sounds like a nice but fair way to fund the site.Did you guys know that so far Bono just pays for the whole thing out of his own pocket for nothing in return other then seeing you faggots in his life? Bummer.
VetBarret
Despite being a giant onesie faggot, and infamously trolling the old Sucko site, causing infinite amounts of butthurt that still burns to this day, Bono actually doesn't want to ask you guys for donations to run the site.He even already coded a system for you guys to be able to buy a pro rank for a small donation so you can support the site, but doesn't wanna impelemt it because he doesn't have much spare time to sit around and give instant tech support if something should go wrong, so he just keeps paying the bill, month after month....
He's a saint really.
VetBarret
I'm sure he will eventually, we just have to be kind and show him we love him so he stops being money-shy.
ZuckerJamesTKirk
I have a massive bonus coming. I’m going to Vegas as well. Those two things are dangerous.
VetBarret
You know, I don't even like beer, prefer anything but beer. It seems to be the go-to drink for drunkniggers though, so I assumed. 28 years is impressive, I only do 28 days at a time usually.
ZuckerDrGiggles
There seems to be a correlation between site owners wanting more money yet pay less attention to their creation. Its like they become aloof and godlike
ZuckerJamesTKirk
The threat of prison and violating of his civil rights by his brothers worked like a charm.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
Lol vets already don't get access to the pro tools like it says they do in the faq so why pay money for something that you can't guarantee is even a thing
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
Lol just your average run of the mill scam. Who is gonna cry over losing 5 bucks? Hahaha
VetBarret
Did someone hack Flash's account or did I just not notice he was retarded until now? What part of : he "doesn't" want to take, any money and he "does" pay for everything with his own money and nothing in return was confusing? Jesus.Bono decided to remove all the ads because they pay nothing anyway and just annoy people.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
Lol just giving you shit man but seriously is it such a bad thing to give the vets access to pro tools like it says they do in the faq? I mean how much technical support does that really require except determing someone is using the wrong browser
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
https://i.imgur.com/OEOA390_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
VetCartersBird
During protozucko all the stuff on the sidebar had a tab on your profile. The random button, favorites, chat... I assume that's what Pro Tools are. The only page I ever see him update is the change log though, so it's possible the FAQ is reflecting something that once was, and now is not.
VetCartersBird
October 5, 2019+ Removed Advertisements from the sidebar. MuchoZucko is not very expensive to run, and we can find better ways to offset cost than annoying porno playing on every page for visitors.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
I thought the pro tools allowed you to mute comments but I mean... Every zuckerfag has access to chat on here so it's just confusing. Maybe it doesn't work on mobile... But I could have sworn on PC it was the same story unless I missed something when I logged in last. Oh well.I like the idea of paying to mute a giggles comment exclusively. I'd pay a dollar though... Its easier to get that than 5 dollars per 1 day mute. The dough would just roll in.
VetBarret
Bono is basically a cute little boyscout that even the boyscout leaders didn't have the heart to molest.Yeah there aren't any pro tools hidden away from you, they don't exist, yet. It was all from the time when we were still brainstorming new ideas, and Bono haven't updated that FAQ in a while. Just like the list of ranks is wrong, sometimes the simplest explanation of lazyness or forgetfulness is the correct one.
VetBarret
Watch as Bono makes us think a long descriptive comment is coming, while he goes for a pack of cigarettes and never comes back.That's how he aborts all his bastard children by the way.
VetBarret
Let me break it down for him again.Bono is too nice to ask you guys for anything, so you guys should take revenge by covering him in smoochies.
VetBarret
Its what he does to me everytime we talk.Must have spent dozens of hours hanging around in internet limbo, waiting for Bono to return from the beer store.
VetBono
***PRO TOOLS***===========
CB was right that there used to be a bunch of options on your user profile. Some of these got deleted because they were retarded, useless tools. Some of them got moved to the sidebar that follows you around the site. Some of these used to be locked behind certain Mucho Rep Point thresholds. Chat is a vestige of this. Noobs can't use it because I don't feel like policing it.
I have other things I've been wanting to release for a long time, just haven't found the right way. Barret has an idea list as well.
***FALSE PROMISES / FLASHGORDON KNOWS ALL***
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Straight up, I wrote most of the FAQ before the site was even fully functional. It's a snapshot of where my mind was at the time. Just trying to preserve multiple communities and plan for the future. It also sort of served as a guideline for things I did going forward. Lots of stuff needs a re-write though.
VetBono
***MUCHOZUCKO COST***=====================
I can't give you an exact cost for what it takes to host Mucho.
The file hosting and CDN is about half the cost but fluctuates greatly depending on traffic. For example after the New Zealand shooting we had 400% traffic for awhile because we were the only site in the Reddit/Chan-o-sphere to not remove the video. Big bill that month.
The webserver itself that runs the code is another big chunk and is much more consistent.
Altogether... Imagine you worked in Bumfuck Egypt, so for 5 days a week you went to a shitty fast food restaurant for lunch. Doing that would probably be more expensive than hosting MuchoZucko. So earning a penny a day on intrusive ads seemed like an exercise in futility.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
There could even be a counter for the amount of money raised to mute giggles. Haha poor giggles.*Giggles*
VetBarret
Not sure which way is more effective/less work, but if Bono gave me the option to edit those pages, and possibly a to do list (hidden or visible to users, whatever), I know id be bored enough to maintain and update them more then he would.This sounds like an email or chat conversation honestly, but at least now you can see how ineffectively we work.
Btw yes Bonbon I added some stuff to the list too.
VetBono
*** MUCHO PRO / PAYING BONO HIS JEW SHEKELS ***===============================================
I've always had an idea in my head that, similar to the original Mucho community, there'd be a way for members to have a say in its future and invest in its success. It used to come in the form of a "pro" shill program where you would pay a couple bucks a month in exchange for fun toys and additional features.
If I'm going to ask you faggots for money, it's going to have to be worth it. I need to program some cool shit (I have a list) before this becomes a thing, while at the same time making certain that general site updates and quality-of-life improvements are available for non-paying fags.
I'm also a troll that will steal your life savings
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
I can see your point. Its miniscule and insulting to collect something so small.Thank god we don't have crappy redirects and such like efukt or bestgore
VetBono
***DRGIGGLES***===================
At this time there are no plans to let you mute or block individual users. This site is a dumpster by design and only those who break the rules get jettisoned down the shit chute.
VetBarret
Yeah the giggles thing was meant as a joke, although I would support it because it could probably fund the whole site without the need for additional options.See I told you guys he's too nice. Just slightly incompetent and busy.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
Lol this really is a conversation for chat but I think Bono was describing a mucho shitcoin like bitcoin but mucho style.. I could dig it
VetBarret
Now that I have annoyed Bonosan into coming online and typing all that, I'm gonna retreat back into the shadows and let him deal with you fags until I'm done playing, HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
VetBono
I forgot to mention, with every purchase of Pro, Barret will have his nuts twisted in a vice until he finishes a new personalized videogame for the user
NoobDarkEmperorMSOG
I would totally donate some Litecoin to a MuchoZucko fund. Cryptocurrency is dead.
VetBono
Woops! Looks like your 2nd Mucho birthday is October 30th. A little premature buddy. I'll have to reset your timer :(
VetmegaFAGGOT
This thread was interesting enough to hold my attention until the last 5 or 6 comments
VetmegaFAGGOT
As an old MSer I can assure you that being called a pedo is only like the 7th worst thing anyone ever said about him
ZuckerOster
I remember freshie flashed his 4 inch dick trying to get heather to show tits.. " i was drunk sorry".
VetmegaFAGGOT
Carter is a crackhead and Dirtchin and his brother are both pussy alcoholics.Someone around here needs to actually embrace their vices and not be a faggot.
MD got pretty close
VetCartersBird
Sleep medicine is different because it has a goal. You sleep.But anything weed adjacent is a turn off.
VetCartersBird
Maybe I could replace ZzzQuil with you. You'll be my drug and it'll be fucktastic.
NoobFlashGordon fucks himself
I think carter means good old fashioned cheese. The best way to stretch your supply
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