Bloody Loveleh

Something for everyone in this compilation.

Points: 16

by CUNT

Submitted on Oct 1, 2019

Funny

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  Vet

  CUNT

  Anyone on here tried sex with a steam iron?

  
  

  #35345
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  no , but I've done it with a dishwasher many times

  
  

  #72153
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  And the laundry machine.

  
  

  #72157
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Vacuum. Dyson.

  
  

  #72161
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  *Tyson

  
  

  #72162
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  My first job I worked part time at a place that sold broadband (while I was a student) the guys who dealt with the physical mail worked across the office from us. One day a guy screamed out in disgust and started dancing around like a faggot. I ran over to see what the fuss was. Turns out someone had shat in an A4 envelope and posted it in. I put my hand in my pocket and slapped a £20 note on the side, saying anyone who sticks their dick in the shit gets the money. Apparently I was considered to be the weird one.

  TLDR: normies are boring as fuck. Have sex with an iron.

  
  

  #72166
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I would share my chili with Tiger.

  Also.

  Come to Pattaya and we'll go midget hunting together.

  I hear they have midget mondays at a certain place.

  
  

  #72167
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  your no going to like Tuesdays

  
  

  #72168
  

  Noob

  Desiredusername

  Can i come too barrett ? And we can take a shit on the ladies

  
  

  #72169
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Sure we can pick a girl up where the Indians hang. Might do it for free.

  
  

  #72170
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Fucking Fred finally made the first ladyboy joke on mucho that made me laugh out loud, well done m8.

  
  

  #72172
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Pattaya does sound a blast. Must be given the shit you go through to be there. A midget threesome is still on my bucket list.

  
  

  #72173
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Pattaya is a dump.

  
  

  #72176
  

  Vet

  Barret

  How's your bro?

  
  

  #72177
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Which one? I have two.

  
  

  #72233
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  More Sally please

  
  

  #35346
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  the knobhead cant even come up with his own catchphrase and has to rob one from a 60's scifi program...

  
  

  #35348
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  You sure know how to bring the mood down don't ya

  
  

  #72171
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  2:07 something seems off here.

  
  

  #35355
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Weiner alert, Wiener alert

  
  

  #72175
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  This man's laugh is bloody contagious.

  Hahahahaha

  
  

  #35356
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Is it just me or does the Naked Martin guy sound like the narrator.

  
  

  #35390