constipated

when you have to shit and you have to do it now

Points: 17

by glandmilker

Submitted on Oct 15, 2019

Gross

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Gotta love a pervert with a well developed sense of humor.

  
  

  #36120
  

  Vet

  Barret

  No

  
  

  #73326
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Wait, maybe my brain is fucked up because I just woke up, or I was suddenly connected to a different universe. Had this strong sense of Deja Vu, that this had been posted at least 3 times before, and that woody made the same comment every time to be funny. Am...am I hallucinating things? I didn't even watch the sub or read his comment.

  
  

  #73327
  

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  Barret

  In my memory he shat on a comb and then combed his hair with it.

  But he doesn't even have hair.

  
  

  #73328
  

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  Bono

  The comb was calling you from INSIDE THE HOUSE

  
  

  #73370
  

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  Barret

  Someone get Tom Pearl around to do the comb thing, that's something mankind needs to see.

  
  

  #73376
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  I think he ate a shit sandwich in a recent post, and earlier shoved pants in his ass. He looks like Jeff Bezos but poor.

  
  

  #73398
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  "Plants

  
  

  #73399
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  he also went around the supermarket and hump ladies on 2 different subs

  
  

  #73400
  

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  Barret

  So i didn't 100% imagine it, cool.

  
  

  #73405
  
  
  

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  Barret

  BONO'S DAD LOVES THE COCA COLA!!!

  
  

  #36124
  

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  Tigeriger

  That’s doesn’t sound quite right.,.

  https://muchozucko.com/128/BONOS-DAD-LOVES-THE-POOPOOP

  
  

  #73351
  

  Banned

  Burntout

  Pepsi

  
  

  #73431
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Possibly a team shit?

  
  

  #36129
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CUNT

  Fuck me. This shit is what the Internet was made for

  
  

  #36136
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Ok, I’m like 7 seconds into this and I’m scared.

  I’ll report back.

  
  

  #36168
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  you feel relief now right?

  
  

  #73410
  

  Zucker

  JamesTKirk

  Yup, that’s fucked up.

  He didn’t use Diet Coke, the more “effective” product. Loser.

  
  

  #73411
  
  
  

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  Banned

  Burntout

  Seen it too many times to care

  
  

  #36186
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Fuck

  
  

  #36229
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  his neighbours must love him..

  
  

  #36234
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  looks like he keeps property value high at least

  
  

  #73557