Also nice desktop icons.
Did I just fucking download the thumbnail from that pic and subbed it? Yes I did. It looked just as clear as the full version.
The Yoghurt water was amazing though.
The darkness will be too strong for any kind of light to enter, like a dark hole. If you throw a rock in there, it simply bounces back at you.
In the outer edges of the darkness, you can glimpse the faint shape of something, something massive, a monster, a hulking blob of grease and fat, a she-beast.
The she-beast is eating something, always eating. If you listen closely between the broken speakered Thai music, you can hear the pain of a thousand souls being slowly digested. Now I know where those soi dogs went.
It wears gigantic shirts that doubles as a skirt. They have some "funny" slogans or puns on it, no one actually knows what they mean, Woody would surely appreciate them.
Unlike its slimmer counterparts, the colossus doesn't speak a word of English. Once in a while, the creature will make some sounds, it doesn't even sound like Thai, but the Thai ladies knows what it means, and swiftly brings it more food.
Once in a blue moon, some unfortunate falang will make the mistake of winning too much in pool, and this is where the wildebeast's function becomes clear. She is there to beat down any falang stupid enough to think he's OK at pool. The number one bar pool champion.
BANG BE DAI (or something to that effect) is yelled (Barret be dead?). The beast awakens. It is moving. The honor of the Thai people is now at stake.
Lumbering towards you, she challenges you to a game. It would be impolite to decline. Real impolite. She's as fat as she is skilled, and it leaves little room for you to move.
Today I slayed the beast. I won 2-1, so now I'm basically a god! BOW BEFORE ME YOU CRETINS. You wish you were this mighty, powerful, and also handsome.
I'm somehow gaining weight at an alarming rate, 5 kilos in the last 2 hours. Its starting to get dark in here, I can hardly see. G...g-guys?
On the other hand, I'm genuinely worried that I've been banging a literally retarded person.
However! Bad shit keeps happening to me. Like I keep electrocuting myself while cooking in the kitchen which is outside, Thai style. The floor is always wet due to the AC outlet dripping, and when I touch the stove I get a jolt. lelz.
Apparently its leaking water downstairs as well, from inside the concrete, so now I have stay in the room while they try to repair it. The Russian downstairs believe that water from the AC eroding the concrete will make the entire building fall down.
Worse still.... I just went to the bathroom. I was leaning slightly sideways to wipe my asshole, and the fucking toilet bloody started tipping over. Managed to balance it back before it was too late but fuck me the entire thing came loose and water started spilling out on the floor.
So now I had to turn off the water supply and I'm just sitting here waiting for the landlord to maybe show up....
TL:DR - I BROKE THE FUCKING TOILET.
The russian guy that owns the room is good though, fixes most things in a day, took the broken toilet like a sport.
Went downstairs to do some laundry and I'm already covered in sweat, and I need to take a poopoo.
This will probably happen 3 times before its actually fixed, as is the norm.
Joke is on them, I don't give a shit anymore, not paying for that again, I don't care if the toilet breaks or falls over, not my "pwobwem".
Used the swimming pool shower yesterday, oddly enough the pool closes at 18:30, but they lock the showers (with my stuff inside) at 17:00. Fucking Thailand.
I'm gonna go out and fuck some bitch extra hard tonight.
2 hours later...
She arrived. I completely forgot the rule I set for myself, to ask for a fresh picture showing body before letting anything visit. Of course she looked nothing like the picture. The big nice tits were not even silicone, but some fake bra crap with hella-stuffing.
But she was here, and I don't like letting a meal go to waste, she looked alright, "I can do this" I said to myself. She undressed, revealing her inverted pepperoni tits.
Yeah thanks... what else would it be.
Now I never got the joke on Always Sunny In Philadelphia, with the chick with the dead tooth that smells, like how bad can a tooth smell? I was soon to find out.
Not only was one of her teeth dead, it looked like her entire mouth was dead, her gums were a dark blue, almost black color. How is this even possible? I thought to myself.
"You don't look much like your pictures" I said. "Yeah falang say I look better in real life". Wtf, am I being pranked right now?
I started to notice the smell at this point. Oh god did I start to notice. I grabbed my small pack of fisherman's friends breathmints by my bed and ate one. "You want one? I think good for you" I SUBTLY suggested.
The fell was so foul that I starting feeling noxious. I went to the bathroom to take a quick piss and get a whiff of fresh toilet air. When I came back to my room, the smell had actually filled the entire room (36m2 big bedroom/kitchen/living room in one), holy fuck.
So I did the only thing a real man of good taste would do. Gave her a quick lesson in dental hygiene, then powered through the stench and quickly fucked her twice in the butthole (the second time hard with no extra lube), gave her some taxi money and sent her on her way early.
She showed me some pictures of her Finnish boyfriend in between fucks, I hope they are happy together.
I guess its kind of funny that I had the shits this morning, while I was walking, a small afterquake wanted to come out, and I couldn't find a toilet with water and paper anywhere. Ended up having to stop at a strip bar I know for an expensive shit and grope. They didn't even have paper but I didn't give a fuck anymore.
That spinach and cheese sandwich and 2 ice coffees didn't help, can feel a third wave coming on.
I spoke too soon about the feet being ok, got friction burns in my lovely thigh gap.
Somehow I'm not loosing weight, my blood pressure and blood sugar is still out of control, and the Thai doctor I saw was a fake and didn't know anything.
I'm probably going to die in this shithole. I want everyone to know that when I do, its because the corrupt Thais want us to die or go away.
Discriminating against foreigners in Thailand is not only legal, its REQUIRED BY LAW.
The other day I was checking out a new mall in the area, called Terminal 21, its a mall disguised as an airport, its kind of cool, lots of speciality shops.
Now every floor and area is themed after certain countries, like one section is Paris, one is London, Tokyo. I was checking out the Italy section I think, when I noticed a slim hallway and some pizzeria signs. "Cool, an Italian style pizzeria? I gotta check that out".
I walked down the hallway, it was filled with at least a dozen various pizzeria style signs, pizza artwork on the walls, it looked cool so far. I turned around the corner and there were 2 doors, didn't think much of it and simply walked into the first one to see what wonderful sights were hidden beyond.
What I saw was a fairly long room with yet another corner at the back, another passage to get to the Pizzeria? There were so many mirrors, and a ton of ladies standing around, seemingly doing nothing, some were fixing their makeup, tapping on their phones.
"Wow, people sure love to hang out here", I thought to myself while walking further into the pizzeria.
Some of the ladies were giving me looks. That's OK, I'm a "Handsome Man" in Thailand, I'm used to that. One in particular approached me with a distressed expression on her face. as she said "no, this for lady". I realized I had made a terrible mistake, I had walked into the ladies bathroom.
There never was a Pizzeria, it was all a trap, I had been lied to. After she followed me out of the bathroom I saw the tiny pink toilet sign on the wall, and the blue one next to the other door.
It all happened so fast, I spent a total of maybe 5 seconds in there, a couple of more seconds and I would have noticed for sure. I walk around fast and wasn't paying that much attention to the right things I guess, and the doors to the bathrooms didn't actually have doors on them, they were just open frames, and so many people were coming and going, it seemed so natural to just wander in that door.
Guess I'm lucky no one got upset and called the cops or mall security, I imagine I could have gotten in serious trouble if it had been a different place.
Should I do something about this? It just gets worse and worse.
The iodine actually seems to work and doesn't burn much compared to that blue alcohol shit. However I keep getting new blisters and the old ones hurt worse and worse when I walk, so guess I gotta take it easy for a few days, just bang in my room or something.
Wait how was asking me to take good care of my foot trolling? I'll never trust you again!
Nah I don't think anything is overkill when it comes to sterilizing all the gunk I get on me. You got me nervous because the last thing I wanna do is go to some shit thai hospital or fake doctor (again), they don't know shit and just wanna find stuff to charge you for.
I cringed the whole way through that video. Bleh
Probably just the parasites moving around eh? sadlol.
Fuck is going on now? I feel like my foot is being very creative in finding new ways to annoy me. inb4 flash : footcancer.
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