Also nice desktop icons.
Did I just fucking download the thumbnail from that pic and subbed it? Yes I did. It looked just as clear as the full version.
The Yoghurt water was amazing though.
The darkness will be too strong for any kind of light to enter, like a dark hole. If you throw a rock in there, it simply bounces back at you.
In the outer edges of the darkness, you can glimpse the faint shape of something, something massive, a monster, a hulking blob of grease and fat, a she-beast.
The she-beast is eating something, always eating. If you listen closely between the broken speakered Thai music, you can hear the pain of a thousand souls being slowly digested. Now I know where those soi dogs went.
It wears gigantic shirts that doubles as a skirt. They have some "funny" slogans or puns on it, no one actually knows what they mean, Woody would surely appreciate them.
Unlike its slimmer counterparts, the colossus doesn't speak a word of English. Once in a while, the creature will make some sounds, it doesn't even sound like Thai, but the Thai ladies knows what it means, and swiftly brings it more food.
Once in a blue moon, some unfortunate falang will make the mistake of winning too much in pool, and this is where the wildebeast's function becomes clear. She is there to beat down any falang stupid enough to think he's OK at pool. The number one bar pool champion.
BANG BE DAI (or something to that effect) is yelled (Barret be dead?). The beast awakens. It is moving. The honor of the Thai people is now at stake.
Lumbering towards you, she challenges you to a game. It would be impolite to decline. Real impolite. She's as fat as she is skilled, and it leaves little room for you to move.
Today I slayed the beast. I won 2-1, so now I'm basically a god! BOW BEFORE ME YOU CRETINS. You wish you were this mighty, powerful, and also handsome.
I'm somehow gaining weight at an alarming rate, 5 kilos in the last 2 hours. Its starting to get dark in here, I can hardly see. G...g-guys?