This is how you know he is low key a brilliant troll.
The other week a pigeon made its way into my balcony, even though there's a netting to keep them out, it had been stuck in there all day I guess, flopping around, leaving feathers and shitting all over the place. Looked like he had fucked his face up trying to get out or some other reason, he looked fucking deranged, I'll never forget the fucked expression on his face. Like when a group of Indians tries to get into a strip bar and the mamasan shines a flashlight in their face and yells for them to go away. Wish I had gotten a picture...
That balcony is also my kitchen so 1. Fucking Gross. 2. Fuck pigeons.
Why didn't you sub this? Dammit Billy.
How ya been, Billy//