MuchoZucko Launches

A new website for the unemployed is born.

Points: 28

by Barret

Submitted on Aug 4, 2017

Funny

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  Barret

  The first zuckogate, my awesome comments have been deleted.

  
  

  #285
  

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  Bono

  That was a dry run Bare-Bare. The first legitimate Zucko comment was made by someone who created a fake Whunu clone.

  
  

  #2104
  

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  Bono

  Appropriate, in a way.

  
  

  #2105
  

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  Barret

  It would have been fun to look at 10 years from now. "look at how retarded the comment system was back then".

  
  

  #2106
  

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  Barret

  Also, lol at my new comment being 9 hours ago :(

  
  

  #2107
  

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  Bono

  The fuck are you talking about?

  
  

  #2108
  

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  Bono

  the timestamps are localized

  
  

  #2109
  

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  CartersBird

  um

  test?

  
  

  #2110
  

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  CartersBird

  I'm on east coast time, the time stamp thing is right for me.

  
  

  #2111
  

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  Barret

  I'm only 6 hours ahead of east coast time too, so it doesn't make much sense.

  
  

  #2112
  

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  Bono

  Test

  
  

  #2115
  

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  Bono

  Try it now Barret. I manually formatted it as UTC.

  
  

  #2116
  

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  Barret

  The first comment seem forever fucked, but now the new ones are accurate.

  GJ

  
  

  #2118
  

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  Bono

  Thanks bae

  
  

  #2119
  

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  Barret

  Sewer Bugfinder 2100 at yer service.

  
  

  #2120
  

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  Bono

  Now test the slash me thing... for other users. See if you can figger it out bitch

  
  

  #2121
  

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  CartersBird

  uh I remember that!

  user:CartersBird slides his cock down Bono's gullet

  
  

  #2122
  

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  Barret

  user:Barret ponders if a guy making love to a donkey is zuckoworthy.

  
  

  #2123
  

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  Barret

  /user:makodragon ponders if smoking enough pot to become like punkybruiser would be a life improvement

  
  

  #2124
  

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  Bono

  We need to tread carefully on animal love tbh. I think the old Mr. Hands mucho video was only allowed because the horse enjoyed himself and wasn't harmed in any way.

  
  

  #2125
  

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  Barret

  The donkey is enjoying himself i swear.

  In any case, id actually hate seeing that wrong kind of bestiality to be honest, for some reason it doesn't seem so bad if its the other way around.

  
  

  #2126
  

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  Barret

  That emote thing was kind of weird, was that how it was supposed to be done? Or did you change it manually?

  
  

  #2127
  

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  Bono

  the human in the video literally got assfucked to death if you recall

  
  

  #2128
  

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  Bono

  If we can keep it below that level, I'll allow it

  
  

  #2129
  

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  Bono

  user:Barret should unzip his freakporn folder to see what Zucko might be able to use.

  
  

  #2130
  

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  Barret

  I'll order a new fan for the computer with all the freakporn, once I get my bus pass, so I can go pick it up at the mail office.

  
  

  #2131
  

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  Bono

  That's like 3 memes at once.

  
  

  #2132
  

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  Bono

  I think I'm going to give you the first User Title on Zucko... gotta get creative though. Gimmie some time.

  
  

  #2133
  

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  Barret

  user:Yak is still the mother of Mucho yews.

  
  

  #2134
  

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  Barret

  lol

  
  

  #2135
  

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  Bono

  did you see he logged on the other day?

  I told him there was CP on the front page and he came. That means he ignored all my previous emails about banning Punky and closing Mucho.

  
  

  #2136
  

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  Bono

  Which hurts...

  
  

  #2137
  

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  Barret

  Didn't think it was so bad, but can see why others would think otherwise, oh well.

  
  

  #2139
  

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  Bono

  Well it wasn't really CP, but it was a C trying to do P

  
  

  #2140
  

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  Bono

  I wouldn't want it on my computer

  
  

  #2141
  

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  Barret

  Does it count as a gay self like if the comment is 6 months old?

  
  

  #22503
  

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  Bono

  Does it count as gay to cut off your own penis, freeze it for 6 months, defrost it, then suck it?

  
  

  #22506
  

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  Barret

  Its not gay when its your own penis fag.

  You touch your dick every day and its not gay.

  
  

  #22507
  

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  Bono

  That's not true... I feel pretty gay just having a penis sometimes

  
  

  #22508
  

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  Barret

  2 years later and still have the same timestamp issues, lel.

  Also.

  Never forget #zuckogate.

  Bonor deleted the first comments.

  
  

  #68379
  
  
  

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  Barret

  All the fat chick subs should have a whale tag, so MD can find his fap material.

  
  

  #286
  

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  makodragon

  I swear I already left a comment on this sub. Something like, "Would bang". Did you delete it, oh mighty bono?

  
  

  #2113
  

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  Barret

  Yeah he did, the jew.

  
  

  #2114
  

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  Bono

  I had a bunch of shitty test comments. I'm sorry your vanilla porn reminder was lost.

  
  

  #2117
  

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  Barret

  They were shitty, but laughing at shitty things is important dammit.

  
  

  #2138
  

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  Barret

  I guess we ended up just using the entire normal porn category instead.

  
  

  #22505
  
  
  

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  Barret

  I like how the profile page is starting to look, will be good when its finished.

  By the way, fuck you Bono for making me scroll all the way up here to make a new comment!

  
  

  #289
  

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  Bono

  I always thought it was counter-intuitive the other way.

  Like, if you WANT to start a new thread on a post that already has comments, why would you scroll all the way to the bottom?

  
  

  #2144
  

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  Bono

  I guess I'll put a page anchor that takes you there, good eye

  
  

  #2145
  

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  Barret

  Sometimes one likes to read the comments before commenting, then you get to the end and don't wanna have to go all the way up again. Is it possible to just put the comment box at the top AND the bottom?

  
  

  #2146
  

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  Barret

  MS has it bottom only, I guess here's a chance to improve on something.

  
  

  #2147
  

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  Barret

  Ok, gonna quit bitchin for the day and go to sleep. Night night my little queers.

  
  

  #2148
  

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  Bono

  you slut

  
  

  #2149
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Toaster

  
  

  #377
  
  
  

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  Bono

  RIP #1 post of all time

  Polefags have taken over

  
  

  #447
  

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  Barret

  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

  
  

  #2798
  

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  Bono

  Barret how do you think I should structure it? Total score, or upvotes?

  I did "Hot" by total upvotes...

  And don't be biased for poles.

  
  

  #2801
  

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  Barret

  After thinking about it for 12 days. I have concluded that I dunno.

  
  

  #4909
  

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  Barret

  Ok I figured it out.

  Most points is fine.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  i specialize in fat chicks with spinal injuries. just wheel her to my room and i'll take care of her.

  
  

  #7285
  

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  Bono

  Thats a neat thing to specialize in

  
  

  #14084
  

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  bamford

  interesting continuity

  
  

  #15974
  

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  bamford

  i think theres a post about wheelchair sex, must find

  
  

  #15975
  

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  bamford

  https://muchozucko.com/2209/Whats-the-hardest-thing-about-eating-vegetables-

  
  

  #16038
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  Yw

  
  

  #16039
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  rude...

  
  

  #30302
  
  
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  To be honest, I watched the impact like 30 times over and over.

  
  

  #9010
  

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  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  But the good news is, now if I wanted to get in that ass, she wouldn't be able to run away... as if she would have before this.

  
  

  #17579
  

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  bamford

  as if you could have chased

  
  

  #17590
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  I see you underestimate my desperation/hunger for BBW pussy.

  
  

  #17591
  

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  makodragon

  Silence maggot! The BBWs are mine.

  
  

  #17594
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  This thread smells bad.

  
  

  #24543
  
  
  

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  comaTOASTpsycho

  Fun fact : I can not go any further with the unvoted button than the post it brings up to vote on

  
  

  #11890
  

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  Bono

  That's because it brings up the earliest sub you haven't voted on.

  The point is to vote fgt

  
  

  #22943
  
  
  

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  bamford

  who is searching for yummy delicious nourishment? Wtf

  
  

  #16555
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  Tom?

  
  

  #30284
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Barret

  
  

  #30287
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  I might have.

  
  

  #31341
  
  
  

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  DrGiggles

  is that a midget @0:09

  
  

  #18011
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Bono likes to get mouthfucked and gangbanged

  
  

  #37803