How fast can you ski with your pants full of shit?
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FredGspotSanford
They could really use a noncaloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant in this situation
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severum
The invisible unknown entity traversed the terrain easily as you struggled but strategically raced its seemingly inhuman speed. Within an inch of its grasp you stayed just out of reach of the dreadful embrace until you awoke in a cold sweat that drenched your winter sheets.