TR_Squad
Its still a squad if its TR.
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VetBono
You get this one for free, since I know all the negativity from your New Year's Resolutions has to go to something else
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Noob
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Zucker
NoobTR
Until there are official ab-off submissions, that svelte fellow is, by default, the thinnest of the porkers populating this paragon of perversity.Only 364 days until the winner is declared!
VetBono
If you keep pushing the ab-off as a real thing, I'm going to force you to do a current one
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
why do you give a fuck, did you learn them all last noght on an asperger learning binge?
NoobTR
First of all, pal, it seems like you are supporting deliberate ignorance over acquiring knowledge.Secondly, i only just read about them today and was interested in any actual personal anecdotes.
Thirdly, i would call you a meathead but that is an insult to meat, you bafoon.
NoobTR
Not that i would wager with you, since i just assume online entities will welch...not that i would want to see you banned, buddy.
ZuckerOster
Do you agree to the ab off.. in 30 days results will happen and be posted. Agree or do you hide?
NoobTR
I already declined your wager.Moreover 30 days is insufficient for a serious contest.
It is a year long competition, like the academy awards.
NoobTR
In that case, i can get back to my bible studies in ancient hebrew instead of the distraction that is the awesome verbosity.Anyway, your chat boyfriends are already in training with succulent fried chicken and rich pate.
VetBono
Not this time... This is how it will go.You ill proportioned fucks will have ~60 days to tone up.
Friday. March 1st.
Oster, TR. Whoever doesn't post a shirtless pic with sign gets banned. I know Oster will come through and this is really just an excuse to ban TR for being annoying without producing any good content.
If you annoy me too much before the deadline, I'll ban you anyway and your ab-off submission will be your key to avoiding a permanent ban.
Stop gunking up my forum with your fucking mercury baby water brain ass burgers bullshit you middle aged manchild cunt
NoobTR
Sewerbro, hit me up ontr_is_love@mail.com
I tried your email address from years ago, but it didnt work.
On the subject of the 2019 mucho ab-off, obviously anything at the start of april is merely a preliminary, but we have to mollify our precious webmaster the same way we used to placate yakkity yak.
Now, guys, please dont do weird stuff with my email address...i obviously use it for everything i ever do online and dont have a dozen others or something.
ZuckerFreeeggs
Awe man does that mean you don’t want a dick pic. Cuz I love sending dick pics to strangers on the internet. Gives my life a little excitement.
NoobTR
Back in simpler times in a chat room, there was a guy who was going to post his dick and wrote the usual ms on it, but he never did.I would periodically mail it to people.
Poor richard found it one day in his inbox. The mystery peen dominated the chat that day
VetBarret
I'm not sure if I'm ready to take our relationship to that level yet. Besides I have a feeling that no-fun bono is going to put a stop to this before it gets too entertaining.
VetBarret
I wonder if Possum is still periodically sending me spam gossip emails while simultaneously doxing my email to everyone...Did block him, and he did say he was cutting contact with anyone mz, but I'm sure that didn't stop him...
ZuckerFreeeggs
I’ve always thought it would be funny as fuck to mail Polaroids if my cock and asshole to random addresses. I mean it’s probably a felony and I can’t get another one of those but it would still be funny.
VetBarret
Wanted to do that to young girls (not underage of course) on facebook, but thought about all the trouble id get in.Stupids laws!
ZuckerFreeeggs
Yeah you’ve got a better chance of not getting on a list if you use old timey mail bro. someone would think they’re getting a card or something but nope... dicks and buttholes
ZuckerFreeeggs
If you send it to enough people in one area it’ll be on the news. That’s a pretty good reaction in my book
NoobTR
You've sent me emails before, sewerbro...you sound like the orgy slut who gets engaged and decides she wants to save herself for marriage....
ZuckerFreeeggs
If you’re wondering how to get away with it I’ve thought it through pretty well. 1 get fresh Polaroids- 2. Get fresh envelopes and stamps. 3 open and handle everything wearing latex gloves.- 4. Take pictures.- 5. Remove polorid wearing latex gloves and insert into envelope. 6- wet stamp with water and place it onto envelope. 7. Use your opposite hand to write the address with ( I’m left handed so I’d use my right ).-8 mail from a stand alone post box at the store or whatever. NEVER do anything without gloves and You’d be golden. If your super paranoid use a blow dryer to blow off any fibers of hair or skin and place the letters into a plastic baggie and don’t take them out until right when you drop them off.. do it at night so no one can see your wearing gloves and BOOM you’ve just committed a federal offense and sex crime congratulations
ZuckerFreeeggs
if your worried about stamps and shit go to good will and get one from the 80s
ZuckerFreeeggs
Like the date stamp and shit on the poloroid the old ones didn’t have that. It was just a picture
VetCartersBird
Oh, right. So just go down to Goodwill and pick up an undated polaroid of someone's cock and balls.
ZuckerFreeeggs
Lol wtf man. No you get an old poloroid camera... and buy new film. They still sell that shit at Walmart it’s like 10 bucks
VetCartersBird
I read something about them not making true polaroid (stop spelling it that way assfuck) film anymore. I doubt what you buy at WaldoWorld would match a camera from the 80's.
ZuckerFreeeggs
I think it’s all the same I’ll have to find out. Thanks for being s buzz kill man..... poloroid
ZuckerFreeeggs
What if we skipped the pictures all together and sent fake random notes. Or homosexual love letters. That would still be funny.... poloroid
