Animanichefs

Kitchen Nightmares Season 8

Points: 28

by FlashGordon

Submitted on Dec 5, 2018

WTF

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  They really have no skeletal system do they?

  
  

  #25549
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Nah they're fueled by cocaine and self loathing

  
  

  #51332
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Jameson too.

  
  

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  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Okey dokey then

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  I have been wasting my life.

  
  

  #25552
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  in general or because of this vid?

  
  

  #51336
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Can't it be both?

  
  

  #51337
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  yes. but i was curious about your inner self.

  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I imagine its like Silent Hill, when the klaxon goes off and the world bleeds into the hell dimension.

  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  but can they spell Ratatoullie?

  
  

  #25555
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I was hoping to see what they do to make the cream of mushroom soup. https://youtu.be/sNTuR-WD6os

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Story Time with Barret. And also a re-comment. Its about puke.

  When i was a teenager, i was about to go on a long boat ride on one of our exclusive ferries or whatever its called. (we call it Hurtigruta).

  Sadly i get easily seasick when i haven't been on a boat for a while.

  Before the boat even left the docks i was starting to feel a little queasy. I also hadn't eaten for a while so i went to the cantina and got myself a plain hamburger with fries. I forgot to get anything to drink and wasn't gonna be arsed to get up to get something.

  By the time I was finished devouring my meal, the boat was on its way, I got up, and instantly almost fell over due to being dizzy. Fuck, im going to have to barf, i muttered to myself. That burger tasted like shit by the way....Dry, stale, no salad, spices or sauce or anything.

  So I stumbled my way towards the nearest bathroom, literally bouncing off the walls, trying to keep my balance. Scaring the shit out of the people i passed, i must have appeared like a drunken mad bull, about to trample them.

  Wow it almost feels like the room is swaying right now just thinking back on this...

  I made it to the bathroom, i was hoping to barf in the sink, but i couldn't even stand upright, so i was going to have to get on the floor and shove my face down in that filthy toilet.

  I got down on my knees, grabbed the toilets handicap handles with all my might so i wouldn't fall over, yes i was that dizzy.

  And then i barfed...or at least attempted to.

  Because i didn't drink anything and my stomach was empty before eating, my dinner came up as a solid log, stuck in my throat, it wouldn't come out.

  Stuck in my throat, i kept coughing and re-barfing, slowly pushing that fat sausage up my throat.

  It felt like i was going to choke and die, i figured, this is it, im going to be found dead here on a public bathroom floor, with a huge vomit-poop sticking out of my mouth.

  Finally the thing started to come out, i could see it hanging out of my mouth, while it was still partially stuck in my throat, a yellow brownish mass with bits of un-chewed burger meat and fries pieces in it.

  As a final insult, it plopped down into the water, splashing delicious toilet nectar in my face.

  and that's the story of how Barret lived to barf another day.

  
  

  #25640
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That's how Mama Cass died.

  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  I miss Xavier: Renegade Angel

  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Is there more of this somewhere? I just subbed some animated shit because this reminded me of it.

  
  

  #25731