Deputy Dog
Guy help PoPo, but has an agenda
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VetBono
Okay, so my day begins at like 6 AM after a late night binging TV shows I missed. What the fuck. My dog is barking hardcode. Turns out, there's a big Siberian Husky (or a malamute or some shit) in my yard that just tried to eat one of my cute little kitty cats. It escaped up a tree or over the fence, but my dog ain't having it. The Husky keeps coming back up the driveway. It does not take no for an answer.
VetBono
It's aggressive and it's bold, and holy shit is it big. It doesn't blink. I have to physically back it up down the street, then turn around, grab my cat by the scruff of its neck, and toss it inside. By the time I turn back around, the dog is already halfway back up my driveway. It wants to rumble.
VetBono
It wants to jump my side gate, where my other cat might be hanging out. So I run through the house, find my dumb cat in the backyard, and toss him inside too because this dog is pushing at a flimsy gate 12 feet away. What? JUST KIDDING, he's trying to get over my neighbor's gate now. And into their backyard. Where they have little dogs.
VetBono
I don't hear any barking anymore. Oh no. Can't find him. I run over to a couple neighbor's houses (by now it's like 8 AM) and ask them if they have a Husky or something because this one is terrorizing the cul de sac. One of my neighbors actually DOES own Huskies, but they are well behaved and accounted for. So where the fuck did this new one come from?https://i.imgur.com/CBrgpZg.jpg
VetBarret
You're luck you didn't get bit, would have thrown it one of the kittens to hold it off.
VetBono
Oh dude, I literally had a staring contest with that dog while holding a cat... it was hungry for flesh
VetBono
So my local animal control is useless... the County number is just a redirect to the city number, and the city number doesn't even take dispatch calls until 9 AM. So I spot the dog again. It wants to come up my driveway again, maybe to sneak into my neighbor's yard again. And I still have no idea about their small dogs since they aren't home or won't answer the door.I spent at least 10-15 minutes standing at the top of my driveway, and this thing was standing at the bottom. Barking the entire time. I kept cutting it off from where it wanted to go. Eventually 9 AM hits and I call the working animal control line.
VetBono
I can't stress how unafraid this dog is. If you take a step toward it, there's a 50% chance it takes a step back. It never quits barking and if you turn your back, he's 3 steps closer.
VetBono
So I turn my head and PHOOSH, this dog jumps the neighbor's fence again, just in time for 2 animal control trucks to roll up.They spot it back there and try to coax it out, doesn't work. So they go around the other side to investigate the yard.
VetBarret
Like going home drunk at 5am and having to face 20 soi dogs protecting their market stalls...
VetBono
They come around and this is what they tell me... They have seen dog food, and dog poop, and no other dogs. So logically, THE HUSKY MUST LIVE HERE HUR HUR HUR. They give me a line about how Huskies are very high energy and are notorious for climbing and escaping.They move some stuff around the gate, put a note on the neighbor's door, and leave. "Thanks for calling us."
VetBono
I told them before they left... my exact words... "I am 99% that I have never seen this dog in my life. My neighbors have other dogs."
VetBono
Doesn't matter lol ... so I spend most of my day looking out the window making sure the beast hasn't escaped again. Waiting for my neighbor to come home from work so I can let them know what the fuck happened. Imagine you get home and there's a giant aggressive dog in your yard, and your other dogs are gone. And it's because I called animal control.
VetBarret
Hah, telling authority figures things after they made up their minds... You might as well debate my sister on nuclear physics.
VetBono
So less than 1 hour ago, they finally get home, I run up to this lady as she's getting out of her car, unloading a small child.Just in time, I think to myself.
VetBarret
I'm winded up for the ending, will it turn out to be a false alarm? Or a man-eater on the run? Maybe a rapedog....
VetBono
In the span of 24 hours this dog learned how to enter and exit his yard, he learned where the neighborhood cats live, he learned not to back down from people, and somehow he still knew that when he was tired, he could return to "home"... after 1 night he knew all this.
VetBono
So I awkwardly explained the Animal Control note and how I was trying to make sure they didn't get mauled because of the fake polices' mistake, but they were right all along and just really lucky.
VetBono
Anyway me and the Husky are cool now. I gave him water over the fence and he was like... thanks
VetBarret
You're the provider now....Seriously though, I hope he understand that those are your cats to eat, and he leaves them alone.
VetBono
I doubt he'll get out again. Neighbors had their trash bins stacked against their gate in such a way that the dog could practically use them like stairs.
VetBono
They work fine, watch. You're just a retarded cuck piglet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dwjS_eI-lQ
VetBono
My point is the embed thing will only slow down page loads and encourage the spamming of boring shit when you guys get into music talks
VetBono
Actually... fuck it, I'm going to fix the embed profile option and just turn it "off" by default.
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VetRooster65
Bono, not for anything, but I put my Husky down last month. Lived 16 yrs. I miss him. Never barked. Howled human speach.
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VetFredGspotSanford
Fred just got a Husky Boxer mix and he's quite the handful.I forgot about this vid
