Vietnamese Burrito
In 1983 in New Britain, CT numerous residents began reporting missing cats. A few months later a popular Vientamese restaurant was raided where it was found 30 or so cats in various stages of food preparation. Thus, the Purrito was born.
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VetBono
My little kitty Murphy just got in a fight, heard some murder-style screaming outside my window before the sun came up. Extended version. Like something got him, then let go, then got him again.I go out there suspecting my other cat, but he's on his blanket with his head up like he has no idea WTF just happened.
I hear a weird coughing sound, and I call for my kitty... he walks gingerly around the corner and his face is fucked up. Every 2 seconds he's either doing a weird yawn/lick because there's blood in his mouth, or snorting and sneezing because there's blood in his nose.
VetBono
He walks up to me for comfort and sneezes blood on my foot. Great. It's beginning to pool around the corners of his mouth so he looks like a fucking lion that just fed on NatGeo, except it's his blood. It really looks gnarly.I got him some water, but it looked so bad I was convinced he had cut up his mouth and this would require a trip to the vet as soon as they opened, so I began throwing clothes in the laundry - as most doctors' offices frown upon 3 day old jizz shirts that smell faintly of the mold on the back of your computer chair.
Anywho, the cats both want inside now. I let Murphy in on the condition that he not drip blood on the floor, a promise that he broke immediately.
VetBono
He is still shook, but he's not in feral mode, and lets me pet him and even purrs a little between the weird spasms meant to clear blood from his nose.So him and my other cat are chilling near their dishes, and Murphy begins the process of cleaning. I pace around a little bit thinking about what could have happened. What could have fucked him up like that?
About 10 minutes after I brought him inside, the blood around his mouth is completely gone and the stupid fuck is hunched over his bowl eating dry kibble.
VetBono
So basically, I think maybe he caught a mouse that bit him on the nose, then that dripped into his mouth and made it look like a fucking crime scene.His nose is still pink and sensitive but he is otherwise fine, and recently asked me to go back outside so he could fuck some girl cats. My laundry isn't even done.
And that is why I don't sleep a lot.
