Let's cut open a tumor!

Human baby? Dog uterus? Who knows?!

Points: 14

by CartersBird

Submitted on Mar 4, 2018

Gross

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  CartersBird

  +1 team pus, I win

  
  

  #13332
  

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  PunkyBruiser

  WOW! Team Pus now has 28 points!

  8)

  
  

  #25356
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Damn it! That's what's in my head? I should be dead now.

  
  

  #13334
  
  
  

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  Barret

  I wish there was an X-man that had the power to instantly grow tumors at will.

  It may sound silly, but it would be really versatile.

  You try to punch him, and he grows a defensive tumor and it explodes in your face.

  He needs to get around quickly, so he grows tumors under his feet and uses them to bounce, once again exploding every time he hits the ground.

  He can throw tumors at you. Leaving you blind and disgusted.

  He can shield you and your friends by growing a giant tumor around you, this requires a bit of stamina though, and you risk drowning in the goo if you don't get out.

  Can break a high fall, even from an airplane.

  I'm sure many more useful skills.

  THE THAUMATURGIC TUMOR MAN

  
  

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  CartersBird

  His name is Deadpool.

  
  

  #25364
  

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  Barret

  hahaha

  
  

  #25367
  

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  CartersBird

  Don't laugh at my super correct factoids.

  
  

  #25371
  
  
  

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  Barret

  These things are always way more disgusting when watched on a full stomach.

  
  

  #13337
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  split pea soup...

  
  

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  makodragon

  user:makodragon hesitates to click play...

  
  

  #13338
  
  
  

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  Barret

  An artists depiction of what it feels like when you read a joke thread on the official dungeons and dragons facebook group, and half the comments are mods muting people for using offensive words.

  
  

  #13339
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  neeeeeeeeerd

  
  

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  Barret

  Joined specifically because I heard it was the most cucked group on facebook, i was not disappointed, yet, very disappointed.

  Bono did you ever get in?

  Yeah you have to answer a moral test form.

  
  

  #25381
  

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  Barret

  By the way. 3.5 master race.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  like either of you could pass a morality check.

  
  

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  Barret

  I got in with a warning.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I heard Jared Kirchner had his membership downgraded.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Fine way to start the night.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Damn....that's the first ball sack I have ever seen with the hair on the inside.

  
  

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  Theallmightytoaster

  I had one of these the size of a grapefruit removed feb '18. I told them I wanted pictures or to keep it but the bastards said no

  
  

  #26775