6 Shots in 60 Seconds
Time it faggots!
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CartersBird
By my records... exactly 59 seconds and that is including the long ass cigarette drag.If thats real 80 proof tequila this is almost inhuman you fucking freak.
makodragon
It's 38% vol, not sure what proof that is. Damn, it took longer than I thought!
CartersBird
Most tequila and room is 40% abv.Still impressive if even you were using the Bud Lite Lime version of liquor.
Bono
well no not disqualified.we'll call you the interim champion. If someone does it with true 40% I will have to award them the title.
makodragon
Still feeling pretty good! It took me like 2 hours to upload it. I didn't need to drink a thing since then to stay on a nice level of drunkenness.
makodragon
My stomach churned once I drank it though. I backed the Irn Bru to dilute it in my stomach afterwards.
FredGspotSanford
The Casadores in my freezer is 40 proof, only one I buy and shooters are always ice cold with limes from my trees.
FredGspotSanford
It took a couple of hours to do, and I have to take my wife to stupid Disneyland tomorrow on my day off so she can see the Chrismas bullshit that starts tomorrow.
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mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
You look a little less girlie then I thought you were.Cheers mate, you cheeky wanker!
;)
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Barret
inb4 he does it but can't follow the rules properly.btw...what are the rules again?
Asking for a thai friend.
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
All right!Let the reaming begin.I make promises I can't keep when I'm drinking. I could do it. But it's probably be in a coma.
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
user:Whunu it's ashamed and looks at the ground as he kicks at rocks
Oster
Remember he wanted to use zucko as a clean slate. Hahaha what a crock of shit. Fuck that fat cronenburg looking ass slob.
makodragon
C'mon whunu, don't let us down bro. Just use a lesser proof booze. Show us how it's done.
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I am so sorry to MD first and formost. However my life consists of so much more.I barely have time to take care of the small shit that's really the big shit.
truckerhatjones the Golden
i support a woonoo ban until he shows us his pecker or does the challenge
truckerhatjones the Golden
watch, now woonoo will promise to make me stfuthen 8 hours from now he's gonna admit he was drunk and won't do shit
Bono
No bans for shitfaced promises, but Woonoo is indeed a faggot and has been awarded a user title.
truckerhatjones the Golden
user:truckerhatjones touches dicks with Osterthats the first!!!
Oster
He's a pussy he will come back trying to talk shit and then leave again. "nini" is im going to creep around and cryax the entire time. Whunu would be kinda okay if he wasnt a coward.
truckerhatjones the Golden
thats what im sayin brodo something when you say yer gonna do it
Oster
Whunu wore a mask for like 1239812389532751 years before he got too drunk one night on Tinychat and revealed the melted play-doh face he has. Jabba was funny looking but whunu takes the cake.. more than once.
Oster
He claims he has kids but in reality he baby sits his roommates black kids and calls them his own. He claims he is married but in reality the marriage is just backpage.
truckerhatjones the Golden
man... all the top discussed have like 4 comments and then this one has a hundred
truckerhatjones the Golden
that can only mean one thingTHE PEOPLE CANT GET ENOUGH MAKODRAGON
makodragon
I think it's because Bono plans to better my attempt tonight. So my achievement will be short lived.
Bono
1) MD's challenge seems valid as balls, he has the title... for now.2) I will probably challenge again this weekend.
3) Beer is preferred around the house, but for a challenge I could probably knock back 6 shots of ram piss if I had to.
makodragon
it's 8:39 am. But yeah, he said tonight in chat. When he told me I decided I would do the challenge myself that night.
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truckerhatjones the Golden
but then again i'm mostly a beer guywhy drink 5 or 6 balls of fire when you can sip on shit-flavored soda all day
Oster
I did MD. You are correct. Also my buddy took my cup out of the shot and ruined it all. We will see what happens.
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Oster
Lets play chess. Finish off the game. Most people dont know but TR and I have played a few games I've beat him (barret and yak were watching). He beat me twice. Will there be a forth?
Bono
@oster regarding chathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relations_between_Nazi_Germany_and_the_Arab_world
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makodragon
Did you ever think that maybe not living next door to Mexico poses export problems?Furthermore, I'm glad there're better ones out there, because I gotta admit, it tasted like shit, and it was expensive as fuck.
Barret
lol, that is the only brand of tequila i ever see people drink, both in Thailand and back home in Norway. Must be like the Cola of Tequila, no wonder its shit.PEPSI YEAAAAAAH!!!
TR
If it isn't Don Julio 1942, it is, as the kids would call it, "pleb-tier."Of course, the most exclusive would have to be Asombroso. They have a Super Premium Diamond Club (which I only know about from perusing the packaging at the warehouse). It is restricted to customers who have purchased the ultra super permium tequila.
On a related note, I feel like I should have bought the frank sinatra jack daniels, not because i especially like jack, but because it came with a sealed invitation. To what, I don't know. It also came with a book about sinatra and his love of jack.
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Barret
Speaking of user challenges, remember when I asked if doing 6 cheap thai whiskey (samsung) shots would be impressive?Well, a few days later, I decided to warm up and test the waters by doing 10 shots, but it was spread out of several hours. The results :
- I have never been that drunk before in my life, except for that one time i blacked out on Jack Daniels, but that night I still didn't puke much.
- I puked for the first time in Thailand after hanging in bars for 4 months.
- Have never puked so much in my life, usually its just 2-3 pukes and I'm finished. This time i was puking for an hour straight. Every time I tried to lay down, the continent started spinning and shaking my body, and I was back puking in the sink in about 30 seconds.
- Now every time I try even one shot, I feel like puking, and it feels like my insides are melting. Like I damaged my stomach lining or something, fuck if I know, I'm a sewer dweller not a doctor. Every time someone offers me a shot of Thai whiskey, I gaze at them in horror and unpolitely decline.
- I had some shots of sambucca today, it tasted like creamy milk by comparison.
- The bathroom still smells kind of funky, even though I've cleaned thoroughly. And I mean more funky then the usual, every Thai bathroom smells funky.
- Never doing that again, until next time.
Barret
Felt I had to share that to avoid any possible yak-mood inspired ban chances. You faggot.
Bono
I didn't even ban Woonoo, I just inserted some code that redirects him to random pages any time he tries to respond...The only pages that will work for him are his own profile and:
https://muchozucko.com/upload
Barret
Tried to visit that gay website today, didn't work out very well.Can't someone upload that Feminism with Bear Grylls sub so I can watch it?
Barret
Oh right, is it that old thing where they put a bunch of strong modern women on an island, next to a male island, and then the women predictably fail spectacularly, can't do shit right, so they have to put half the women on the male island, and half the males on the female island, then the females on the male island doesn't do shit and only mooches off their resources, and the males on the female island have to do all the work from scratch again.I never watched that...
Barret
Well at least the women had the most important thing with them to the island.Selfiesticks.
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Barret
Meanwhile alcohol is still banned in the holy temple that is my body.3-4 drinks a day is ok though...
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FatmoFat the Iron Liver
I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND AFTER I BEAT LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, I WANT THE GOLD SUCKA! MAKODRAGON, I'M COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!
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T0llb00thwillie
You should shove that bornt while mom was standing up beef horn up your ass or maybe in your eye sockets
T0llb00thwillie
Probably cause you're as retarded as him, pay attention to keep up fucktard