Wife Is A Ballbuster

Dude, you're wife has potential, fuck her instead of fucking yourself up.

Points: 14

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Oct 11, 2017

Freak Porn

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  those testi look like rubber

  
  

  #5018
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  It would explain why they both didn't rupture

  
  

  #9379
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Fries explaining biology is like my dick explaining what it's like to give birth to a fucking mermaid.

  
  

  #9385
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  I'd pay top dollar to attend that lecture. LOL. Ted Talks, Shmed Talks! Dick Talks, by makodragon.

  
  

  #9387
  

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  makodragon

  hahahaha

  
  

  #9388
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  its not impossible that those nuts have been replaced with implants

  
  

  #9393
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I would have gotten bigger ones......just sayin'

  
  

  #9431
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  As I gaze intently into my crystal ball, I am getting a strong "cuckold"....I'm not sure why, but my chrystal balls are seldom wrong.

  
  

  #5029
  

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  makodragon

  yo woody

  
  

  #9397
  

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  makodragon

  I be on the rum

  
  

  #9398
  

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  makodragon

  you're probably on ...fucking ...milk of magnesia... but still. Letsd rink

  
  

  #9399
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Capt. Morgan spiced rot-gut....wife is out playing with her band, or some such bull shit.

  
  

  #9406
  

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  makodragon

  I'm on Captain Morgan's Original. Fuck the woman, lets rock harder!

  
  

  #9408
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  She plays the violin your wife, right?

  
  

  #9415
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If I rock any harder I will need CPR....easy on the "fuck the women" thing. I find it more productive is we say something like "enchant the distaff element".

  
  

  #9416
  

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  makodragon

  I'm not entirely sure what you mean old timer, your ancient language is lost on me but I get the gist

  
  

  #9417
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  I can't wait until bono sets it up so we can see who gives out stfus. It's going to be a blast.

  
  

  #9418
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  She plays "fiddle".......Scottish and Irish jigs and reels. Also the guitar, mando, banjo, and sings.

  
  

  #9419
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Nice! There's nothing like being related to a musical family.

  
  

  #9420
  

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  makodragon

  I like that UUody drink the old Cap'n... ;) dude is a legend

  
  

  #9421
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Good times all around, at any given moment, for any reason, just because.

  
  

  #9422
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  FOR ENGLAND AND SAINT GEORGE!

  
  

  #9423
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Nice one pops!

  
  

  #9424
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Yeah, MD....it must be perplexing when people use real verbs, nouns and additives etc, ;)

  
  

  #9425
  

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  makodragon

  Yarrr. I like to learn from the old folk. Cheesemo is my chosen father, in lieu of a real one. THas why we so cool

  
  

  #9426
  

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  makodragon

  Mang ;)

  
  

  #9427
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I lived on a boat for ten years and often spent the winter nights sailin' with the captain.

  https://i.imgur.com/yoP9XF9.png

  
  

  #9428
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I'm not old....I'm only 76 and I spent the day putting shingles on the roof of the tool shed I just built!

  
  

  #9429
  

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  makodragon

  Shingles is a disease as far as i know!

  
  

  #9430
  

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  makodragon

  all I can say is godspeed, sir! May you drinketh thy rum for as long as as the old oak lives.

  
  

  #9432
  

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  makodragon

  I'm a cheesy faggot woody, you will learn this.

  
  

  #9433
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Get the shot......shingles is not something you want to have to live with.

  
  

  #9434
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Besides being musical, my wife is a nurse and thirteen years my younger. I have planed well for being a true geezer.

  
  

  #9435
  

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  makodragon

  Nice one my son!

  
  

  #9436
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Cheesy? Faggot? I have no problem with either.

  
  

  #9437
  

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  makodragon

  You're too cool UUoody. You're starting to make us look bad... :P

  
  

  #9438
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I would never want anyone to look bad....but I have no problem trying to demonstrate that being old actually can happen, even to the best of us. Why just a few years ago I was getting laid every day. Then I got remarried and now I slam the old feller in the truck door about once a week.

  
  

  #9439
  

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  makodragon

  hahahahha

  
  

  #9440
  

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  Barret

  2 things :

  1. Yeah cheese, i already bookmarked 57 comments i have to go back and check, so i can see who the fucker that STFUd me was.

  2. So has MD been drunk on rum 3 days in a row? This is worrying...

  
  

  #9633
  
  
  

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  Bono

  how? why?

  
  

  #5041
  
  
  

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  Barret

  That's how you make the meat tender before you put it in your mouth.

  
  

  #5104