The original double beer challenge, by Bono

Years ago, as a goofy-looking buck toothed 20 year old edgelord, I posted the first User Challenge on ye olde Mucho website. No one ever beat me. Thus, I earned the user title: The Master of The Games. Please note that the rules have evolved with time, and under current guidelines, the cuts in the video would have DQ'd me.

Points: 26

by Bono

Submitted on Aug 17, 2017

User Challenges

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  Vet

  Bono

  Now that some profile shit is done, we're going to kick things into gear and drive some real traffic our way. With that, challengers will inevitably come.

  https://muchozucko.com/FAQ#userChallenges

  
  

  #450
  

  Zucker

  Codedaddy

  That was fucking awesome

  
  

  #2905
  
  
  

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  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  that made me yuck a little

  
  

  #451
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Michelob gives me the shits

  
  

  #50149
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  Sounds kinda fun actually.

  If only I weren't a talentless drain on society...

  
  

  #452
  
  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  That description is so wildly inaccurate, misleading, and untruthful that i logged in just to point it out.

  If you losers beg me, i might tell you the real story...if i feel like it.

  Remember, the truth starts with tr.

  
  

  #454
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  how many entire days worth of farts have you huffed?...i know its over 40

  
  

  #2814
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  also...have you ever really tried not being an utter sack of shit on any forum of which you are a member?

  
  

  #2816
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  I'm crying

  
  

  #50150
  
  
  

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  Vet

  makodragon

  Impressive. I have a friend who might be able to challenge you. Not only can he down pints like you, but the man drank a pint of vodka just as quickly once. I tried to follow him in his achievement, only to partially throw up into the glass. I still drank later it though.

  
  

  #461
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  PS. Of course, he almost immediately went outside and chucked up the vodka, but he got it all down.

  
  

  #2825
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Zeke did a fifth of Jack Daniels in under one minute and kept it down

  
  

  #3015
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Earned him the old title: The Iron Liver

  
  

  #3016
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Toad!....is that you? http://i.imgur.com/EIxz7eb.jpg

  
  

  #463
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ha!!

  
  

  #2840
  

  Vet

  Bono

  fuck you

  
  

  #14332
  
  
  

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  Noob

  TR

  "Original"

  After I did the first one, you meant?

  
  

  #717
  

  Vet

  Bono

  If you can even call that shitty, silent movie an attempt.

  Yak had the idea originally, we posted ours the same day and mine blew yours out of the water.

  Besides, user challenges wouldn't have existed anyway without my hypercheeks being able to put down 30+ pizza rolls.

  
  

  #3753
  

  Vet

  Bono

  TR stands for torn rectrum because I just owned you

  
  

  #3754
  

  Noob

  TR

  Not quite the way it happened, but just like we would pretend original classic yak was right, we can pretend you are right now, too, right?

  It looks like the peepul will have to wait for "muchoinsider" to get the real truth.

  
  

  #3755
  

  Vet

  Bono

  There is no pretending. Yak talked about the challenge plenty before it happened, and we posted ours the same day.

  Mine was objectively of higher quality.

  But cling to whatever "truth" you need to make it through another day at the autism factory.

  
  

  #3756
  

  Noob

  TR

  Again, not quite the way it happened...what with me doing 1 beer first and all

  
  

  #3757
  

  Noob

  TR

  We won't even go into the suspicious cut in your video where the beer could have been replaced with water.

  
  

  #3758
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Yes, brown fizzy water

  
  

  #3759
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Do you wanna bring it back? Do you have a camera and some cans? Let's throw down bitch.

  
  

  #3760
  

  Noob

  TR

  I would consider a contest in person.

  
  

  #3761
  

  Noob

  TR

  Brown fizzy water should be a Pepsi advertisement.

  
  

  #3762
  

  Vet

  Bono

  That's a fancy way of saying you can't or won't participate again.

  
  

  #3763
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Don't reply with any more pedantic autism because I'm not having it. You'll be talking to yourself.

  
  

  #3764
  

  Noob

  TR

  Why even take the chance on trickery?

  
  

  #3765
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Well obviously we'd set up ground rules.

  e.g. no camera cuts, pour into clear glasses, alcohol must be a certain % by volume...

  
  

  #3766
  

  Vet

  Bono

  No jewing

  
  

  #3767
  

  Noob

  TR

  Not much to see in your po' dunk town, though....

  
  

  #3768
  

  Noob

  TR

  Yeah, see I already have a video with no camera cuts.

  
  

  #3769
  

  Vet

  Bono

  And no clear containers. See how that works fucktard?

  One more chance.

  
  

  #3770
  

  Noob

  TR

  What color were my glasses?

  I haven't watched it in awhile.

  
  

  #3771
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Your glasses were beer-can colored. Is this convo going anywhere or are you just wasting everyone's time again?

  
  

  #3772
  

  Noob

  TR

  They are clear pint glasses. I am looking at both videos now.

  If you recall, I knocked back 2 landsharks and then 2 San adams octoberfest.

  
  

  #3773
  

  Vet

  Bono

  They are beer cans.

  You need to cool off with the shtick. Create any alts while you're gone and they're deleted immediately.

  
  

  #3774
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  is that shitstain banned for real?

  
  

  #3775
  

  Vet

  Bono

  for a couple days anyhow. he didn't used to be this retarded.

  
  

  #3776
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I used to be hopeful for a change but now I just want him to go away for awhile.

  
  

  #3777
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  ..............

  ..................................

  BUSTED!

  
  

  #3778
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  RIP TR

  I don't think I ever talked to you

  And I thank my god every day

  
  

  #3779
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  And to think I used to semi-support that Pedo fuck. Sorry TR but you're very tedious and sooooo repeatinly boring.

  
  

  #3785
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  The older you get the more you learn.

  
  

  #3786
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  man like i said before i dont get the whole old users vs new users thing, but every time i saw TR its like he wasnt responding to what was beign said

  
  

  #3787
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  spaced out or something.

  
  

  #3788
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  so i guess it makes sense that both old and new hate him

  
  

  #3789
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  He's a know it all with fake Mensa credentials

  
  

  #3792
  

  Vet

  Bono

  what i'm saying is he had no personality

  
  

  #3793
  

  Vet

  Bono

  everything is a fucking chore with him

  
  

  #3794
  

  Vet

  Bono

  he wasn't going to change, and the autism was gonna get worse. truckboy is right about TR not being all there.

  
  

  #3795
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  The whole old users vs new?!?

  I'll let another vet user with more time on their hands then mine explain that one.

  Long story.

  
  

  #3796
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Still couldn't stomach reading that shit.

  
  

  #15230
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  ugh, just did a dry run for a new beer challenge with 3 beers. I was going at about 85% max power.

  I did the first 2 beers in around 12 seconds. Did most of the 3rd by 24 seconds.

  I need practice.

  
  

  #1148
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Don't even feel close to puking though. Just full.

  user:Bono sets sights on 6 in 60.

  
  

  #4551
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Steve79

  I particularly love all of the, what I expect are medals for participation.

  
  

  #1453
  

  Vet

  Bono

  fuck you bitch most of those are first place

  
  

  #4986