UUoody’s Comments

A buxom lass into whoredom,

Liked the freedom of filling her rectum,

For her lack of morality,

And hygienic necessity,

You ought to start wearing condoms.

There was a young sailor from Brighton,

Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one.

" She replied, "Bless my soul

You're in the wrong hole;

There's plenty of room in the right one."

And the cure....legal in Maine and there is no test available for driving under the influence. https://youtu.be/HuYeQi4wB_k

Life imitating art... https://youtu.be/enzJUemPYeU

I've seen enough to know I've seen too much! https://i.imgur.com/laBoZQ0.jpg

The whistling gypsy came over the hill,

down through the valley so shady,

She whistled and she sang 'till the green woods rang,

but she was a tart of a lady.

Hey,I didn't eat the moose..... https://youtu.be/7m1SXSdeWVY

I don't care-it looks sexy.

* UUoody hangs head in shame

FLAT BLACK https://i.imgur.com/EtNYDXR.jpg

Yeah! https://youtu.be/YpHv3iuASsk

Well done!

Who, exactly are you talking too?

Are you forgetting your own dick? Right!....you can't see it under your hobbit bulge....your middle girth.

Sign? It's on my behind, for the sake of the blind, it says Muchozucko in braille.

Back on your meds, I see.

https://i.imgur.com/e0DetMU.jpg

*pasties

I live to torment.......and I'm not done yet, you silly pouf.

Her Mesentery must be totally trashed.

Wear some socks.....you look like a dork.

Easy there!.....that might have a left-hand thread.

Reminds me of the girl I dated who had just gotten fake tits.....but she had better looking facial hair.

Mike's not here.....

*mind

https://i.imgur.com/qtvHyNJ.jpg