I think we can do better than that
Efukt presents...
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
A buxom lass into whoredom,Liked the freedom of filling her rectum,
For her lack of morality,
And hygienic necessity,
You ought to start wearing condoms.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one.
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She replied, "Bless my soul
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
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Rooster65
Yes you are back. Went on a vacation , or a holiday? Y'alls vernacular. Either way i missed you.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Sign? It's on my behind, for the sake of the blind, it says Muchozucko in braille.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Are you forgetting your own dick? Right!....you can't see it under your hobbit bulge....your middle girth.
Bono
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