UUoody’s Comments

Fuckin A....it gets cold here.

Don't worry about me, Fred. I attain 77 in two weeks.

That right there is the closest he will ever come to handsome. Perhaps next time he will jerk off with some lube.

She takes after her dad....Mr Creosote https://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U

I see Mike Myers in his future. https://youtu.be/eYS6u-KZlx8

Today Mucho....tomorrow the world! It's your punishment.

Dem bones, dem bones,

Dem not so dry bones.

They must have been all out of knuckle sandwiches.

She was predicted by Nostrildamus.

Tanks for the owie.

https://youtu.be/UzSECYuo7n4

Ernie without Burt? Can't be done.

He loves his girl, yes he do, yes he do,

And he loves her truly,

He loves the hole she pisses through,

He loves her rosy red lips,

And her shiny black tits,

And the hair around her asshole,

He'd eat her shit, chomp, chomp chomp,chomp,

If she asked him to.

Cuckoo's!.....They never disappoint.

In the Tower of London large as life

The Ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, they declare

Poor Anne Boleyn was once King Henry's wife

Until he made the headsman bob her hair!

Ah, yes, he did her wrong, long years ago

And she comes up at night to tell him so!

With her head tucked underneath her arm

She walks the Bloody Tower

With her head tucked underneath her arm.

Tries to kill herself......Shoots just under left breast.......Blows off left knee cap.

Mark Twain had a different Connecticut Yankee in mind, no doubt.

This is from the Martha Stewart Fun With Foreskin Collection.

Poo....rinse.....repeat.

Is Tom really Friendly Garfield?

In the words of Eddie Murphy....."Anybody else want to limp?"

https://youtu.be/_d8ROhH3_vs

Why would he want that degenerate to cum on his porch?

.....which it is soused hog's face!

Well if you define a chad as a college fraternity member who really does know everything....then yeah.