UUoody’s Comments

Best played in the key of P.......don't forget to use the the spit valve.

*sweet

I have felt the same way about gingers at times.

Matches my brass balls.....Toot suite!

Ear rings!

"Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses".....so that's why she is shunned everywhere she goes.

This is how Richard Gere got started.

Cool....Did she know Carl Sagan?

No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic......... Oh, check out the funbags on that hosehound.

....and she wonders why she can't get ahead in life. It's a complete mystery.

I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes in this mother-fucking airport!

But he does a lot better at astrophysics

Video games....helping to shape the youth of the world every day.

I spend a lot of time in dark places that are filled with horny retards MZ is an exception, of course.

Did you bring home any souvenirs?

Well, no. That is a slight inaccuracy. It's soiled ladies panties, and I just sniff them.

I heard that you like to check butt

Aside from the real food, it looks like a Japanese airport vending machine.

I am often confused with "Scary Spice"....but I have no idea why.

Yeah....but when one has a wood pecker one needs to protect the varnish job.

The ultimate cock block.

She thought this was a Jerry Lee Lewis review.....Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On

That makes me want to ask " Are we there yet?".

You go grampa!

It's the new Nilfisk Suck-O-Lux....guaranteed to suck the balls off a brass monkey.