$5 to whoever can name the hardware this guy is making love to

Longdick style.

Points: 15

by CartersBird

Submitted on Sep 7, 2017

Freak Porn

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  It's a cigarmann, biggest tool in here.

  
  

  #2830
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  $0.50 for a decent burn

  I still wanna know what kind of dick recepticle he's using.

  
  

  #5684
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  It's a vacuum cleaner with the tube removed.

  
  

  #5685
  

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  CartersBird

  Why does it sound like he's fucking the soul out of it

  
  

  #5686
  

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  makodragon

  Because the vacuum cleaner hasn't been laid in a long, long while.

  
  

  #5687
  

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  makodragon

  Anyway, now you know, you can tell us whether it's better than pussy or not.

  
  

  #5688
  

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  CartersBird

  I can only go by the video... it looks like an industrial accident waiting to happen.

  
  

  #5689
  

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  Cigarmann

  https://imgur.com/a/yhTja Good one downsyndromewille!

  
  

  #5692
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  It's the new Nilfisk Suck-O-Lux....guaranteed to suck the balls off a brass monkey.

  
  

  #2837
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  your $5 is no fucking good here

  
  

  #3840
  

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  Bono

  I mean, it will be once I finish the pro shit. You can pay in quid or shillings or sheep though.

  
  

  #6702
  

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  Bono

  Or a series of naughty limericks.

  
  

  #6707
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Its Bono's 'application server'

  
  

  #3845
  

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  Bono

  nigga

  
  

  #6705
  

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  Bono

  I'll have you know it's on the elastic cloud motherfucker, just this morning I doubled its processing power cuz I felt like it.

  
  

  #6706
  

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  Tigeriger

  Looks impressive man. On another note, these sweet rep points, do you only get them for upvotes on subs ?

  
  

  #6709
  

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  Bono

  Yeppers, right now Likes are just for circlejerking.

  I keep track of STFUs though. For... reasons...

  
  

  #6711
  

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  makodragon

  log that, motherfucker!

  
  

  #6712
  

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Will be able to exchange them for a MZ windbreaker by this late fall?

  
  

  #6713
  

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  Bono

  We might have an official Mucho hat out by 2021.

  
  

  #6714
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  the site probably wont be here that long

  
  

  #6715
  

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  makodragon

  You have all the charm of Bono fries.

  
  

  #6716
  

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  Bono

  I'll probably keep MZ running until possum dies just to prove a point

  
  

  #6717
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Good thing for poss that he lives right across the street from the hospital then.

  
  

  #6830
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  That's just a wild guess

  
  

  #6834
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I suck cock

  
  

  #6835
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  ^another wild guess

  
  

  #6836
  

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  Bono

  One more and it's a ban.

  
  

  #6837
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  See!

  That's why we need comment alerts!

  
  

  #6838
  

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  Bono

  So post a picture of your pathetic little dick with a sign :)

  
  

  #6839
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I'm all out of guesses now

  
  

  #6840
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I like how you changed my comment to a cock reference

  
  

  #6842
  

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  Bono

  I didn't change anything. It isn't my fault that you think possum lives next to your love of cock.

  Still, you shouldn't try to dox people.

  
  

  #6843
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Would a flaccid pic suffice?

  
  

  #6844
  

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  makodragon

  What did he do, put possum's address or something?

  
  

  #6845
  

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  Bono

  if it has a sign @ timestamp

  
  

  #6846
  

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  Bono

  then yes

  
  

  #6847
  

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  Bono

  @md close enough. we ain't having nunyathat.

  
  

  #6848
  

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  makodragon

  Fuck you Whunu!

  
  

  #6849
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I didn't have to dox anything, somebody sent out mass emails to everyone on Suck at one point that had all his info.

  It's not like it would be hard to find anyway, he readily says his full name, the city he lives in and the fact that he's on the sex offender registry.

  
  

  #6850
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Fuck you too MD

  
  

  #6851
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  user:Whunu fucks off now

  
  

  #6852
  

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  Barret

  Good.

  
  

  #6921
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Fuck you Whunu

  
  

  #6946
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Whunu is a good man and you should all fuck you instead

  
  

  #6951
  

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  CartersBird

  Nah, fuck him.

  
  

  #15292
  
  
  

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  Barret

  His dick won't be working for long if he keeps this up :(

  But I'm sure it feels nice the first few times.

  
  

  #3938
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Its a reverse Queef

  
  

  #8607