A bunch of hillbillies are evacuating Florida. This is how they secure their live chickens.

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UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
That's step one in the recipe for Parchment-Baked Chicken....bon appetit!
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
lots of cockwrapping going on during your roadtrips woodster?
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Yeah....but when one has a wood pecker one needs to protect the varnish job.
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I am often confused with "Scary Spice"....but I have no idea why.
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
i'm not gonna check but sir, i am 90% sure she was the black one
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
I heard that you like to eat crispy shit diapers from japanese vending machines
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Well, no. That is a slight inaccuracy. It's soiled ladies panties, and I just sniff them.
UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
I spend a lot of time in dark places that are filled with horny retards MZ is an exception, of course.
Bono
The fact that this still has a positive vote score proves you wrong
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comaTOASTpsycho
Those are not free range chickens ! Take them back you cock smuggler !
mikebrown603@aol.comthe Tiny Mushroom
Those are just microwaveable wrapped up lunches for the hired help.
FredGspotSanford
there are no newspapers anymore either. We got a puppy and can't find enough newspapers for his pen.
JordanSimms
City newspaper north of us has been renamed from "The Times Union" to "The Pamphlet"

Fucking lol.