A bunch of hillbillies are evacuating Florida. This is how they secure their live chickens.

Fucking lol.

Points: 16

by Bono

Submitted on Sep 7, 2017

Funny

Tags: chickens hurricane evacuation
31 comments

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  Rooster65

  Those are Roosters used for clock fights. Ya Damn sure you don't want them crazy fucks loose in your truck all at once..it would be a bad day.

  
  

  #2832
  

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  Bono

  Dare I ask, are you an expert on the subject?

  
  

  #5691
  

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  Rooster65

  I know some people

  
  

  #6691
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  ^his family

  
  

  #6853
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  JK, his username alone tells the story

  
  

  #6854
  

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  Rooster65

  It ain't gay if the gibblets don't touch.

  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That's step one in the recipe for Parchment-Baked Chicken....bon appetit!

  
  

  #2835
  
  
  

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  Cigarmann

  Hmmmm....no chloroform?

  
  

  #2836
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  We're not hillbillies. We're crackers.

  
  

  #2838
  
  
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That makes me want to ask " Are we there yet?".

  
  

  #2841
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  lots of cockwrapping going on during your roadtrips woodster?

  
  

  #6733
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Yeah....but when one has a wood pecker one needs to protect the varnish job.

  
  

  #6748
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  spicey wordplay

  
  

  #6749
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I am often confused with "Scary Spice"....but I have no idea why.

  
  

  #6750
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i'm not gonna check but sir, i am 90% sure she was the black one

  
  

  #6751
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  so we're both at a loss

  
  

  #6752
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I heard that you like to check butt

  
  

  #6754
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  I heard that you like to eat crispy shit diapers from japanese vending machines

  
  

  #6756
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Well, no. That is a slight inaccuracy. It's soiled ladies panties, and I just sniff them.

  
  

  #6757
  

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  Bono

  The important question is, who the fuck thinks you look like a black woman from 1999?

  
  

  #6758
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I spend a lot of time in dark places that are filled with horny retards MZ is an exception, of course.

  
  

  #6763
  

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  Bono

  The fact that this still has a positive vote score proves you wrong

  https://muchozucko.com/312/idk-i-was-just-abstract-sketching

  
  

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  glandmilker

  chicken wrap

  
  

  #3847
  

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  Bono

  Well that's a fun name

  
  

  #6732
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  This is the safest way for them. FACT

  
  

  #3855
  
  
  

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  comaTOASTpsycho

  Those are not free range chickens ! Take them back you cock smuggler !

  
  

  #3860
  

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  CartersBird

  someone call DrGiggles!

  
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Those are just microwaveable wrapped up lunches for the hired help.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  There are no hills in Florida. Only retired long Island jews.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  there are no newspapers anymore either. We got a puppy and can't find enough newspapers for his pen.

  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  City newspaper north of us has been renamed from "The Times Union" to "The Pamphlet"

  
  

  #66755